A helicopter flies to me with no sound

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
>I sit in my back yard
>I see a helicopter flying to me
>it makes no sound
>A light snaps on from above me
>I black out
>I come to strapped face down on a table
>I realize my butt is in the air
>There's a sensation of beings around me
>I feel the probings begin


>I wake up
>There's dollar bills surrounding me
>I count $500

>The aliens used me like a prostitute.


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>I gaze up at the stars in the night sky as I lay in bed
>that's when it occurred to me
>where's my ceiling?


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