Just my luck.

I've been asleep for the last 6 hours, and wake up looking, let's say, not my best.

Meanwhile, the girl who we hired to clean our windows is fucking gorgeous, and she's almost done.

Fuck, man. I can't catch a break.

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it doesn't matter how you look if you just rape her

Good point.

Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

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Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

We all know the most you'd do is get close to take a picture.

No, I wouldn't do that. That's pretty creepy.

Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

damn

she would've taken you right there and then

oh wait, no she wouldn't

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Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

damn

she would've taken you right there and then

For talking to her? What...?

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

That makes one of us. I've never even laid eyes on a girl.

Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

damn

she would've taken you right there and then

For talking to her? What...?

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

isn't that how it works?

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

That makes one of us. I've never even laid eyes on a girl.

Fortunately, talking to girls is one of the things that gets easier every time you do it.

isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.

isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.

no, i was coming to you with advice

isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.

no, i was coming to you with advice

Sure you were.

Those Witcher games won't help you in real life.

isn't that how it works?

Oh, I see. You're coming to me for advice.

no, i was coming to you with advice

Sure you were.

Those Witcher games won't help you in real life.

My flowing white hair causes tsunamis

Post pics

You can if you sneak around the other side of the house and dirty your windows.

Then go outside and tell her she missed a spot.

And then do the whole whip your dick out thing and cue the porno music.

It's not like I've never talked to girls before.

That makes one of us. I've never even laid eyes on a girl.

So you like guys?

Ask her to hold your dick.

Then proceed to pull out a deck of cards after she reacts.

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If she says okay first, nail her. (though you're risking STDs)

If not, whip out the cards. Proceed convo from there.

Her payment was an envelope filled with toast. The ball is now in her court.

that sounds like a plot to a porno film

Damn. You missed your chance to creep on some girl.

Or, you know, talk to her.

Lets say you do talk to her is she going to turn into a lesbian afterwards?

Let's say you do talk to her is she going to turn into a lesbian afterwards?

Cheap shot, mate.

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it doesn't matter how you look if you just rape her

Its a prefect world, really.