i'm gonna post a series of thread titles that were posted on sep7agon

and i want you to guess the user that posted these threads

don't be a faggot and cheat, though--this is supposed to be fun and interesting

it'll be easy at first, but i'll try to make it harder and harder

okay here we go

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#1

"Another woman fail"
"How do I get this girl back?
"I'm becoming a Jedi knight"
"Going to be alone for V-Day for the fourth year in a row"
"All too easy"

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#2

"ever get those days where you just look up science facts?"
"the night sky is fucking beautiful"
"great article on the columbia shuttle disaster"
"the rotation of the earth really makes my day"
"slap your schlong on your keyboard, post results"

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#3

"Just ate an entire XL bacon pizza and a tub of cookie dough ice cream FML"
"plz help i just ate a family sized chips ahoy cookie box"
"Had the perfect diet today until I ate 12 chocolate dunked peanut butter cookies"
"I masturbated 4 times a day for a week straight (SCIENCE)"
"Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym"

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#4

"Anyone else just tired of living?"
"Why do people shit on virgins?"
"There are times where I wish calling out users was actually acceptable."
"IQ Tests are bullshit"
"Why do people hate Metallica again?"

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#5

"Fuck you if you don't love Margaret Thatcher"
"I really don't get how people can be anti-capitalist"
"I drank alcohol before a driving lesson today"
"My mate and I came up with a new word for vagina"
"Does anybody else here suffer from epistemic angst?"

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#6

"The hell is with Black Ops IIIs Dialouge"
"Hold the fuck on, Infinty ward!"
"Biggest fucking Hacker in Battlefeild 3"
"Reminder that FNAF is a piece of shit and if you like, then it so are you."
"R.I.P English (5th century A.D. - 2014 A.D.)"

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#7

"It's amazing how much snot the human body can produce"
"osme ofy ouguys are so lame i swear"
"How can I fix the portal that drags me in whenever someone makes a downvote?"
"Who here feel like beating your children will have a positive effect to THEM"
"Here's something cool, but because I posted it you have to think I'm cool as wel"

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#8

"I have a confession"
"Why does everyone flip out over female on male violence"
"whatever happened to good old laugh indicators like lmao and rofl"
"I've been doing some thinking about penises"
"How many fora do you frequent"

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#9

"why do people have to like shit that i hate"
"Being straight-edge is cool as fuck"
"Can we go just one day without talking about sex?"
"what do you hate more than anything in the world"
"Everything you've ever enjoyed is suddenly proven to be objectively shit"

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#10

"TIL I work for PornHub"
"Why is Nathan Fillion so bae?"
"Be Insulted"
"Why Do We See Colors if Colors Aren't Real"
"Why Are Group Projects a Thing?"

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i had about 5 more planned out but i'm tired now

post /10 how many u got right

"slap your schlong on your keyboard, post results"

still makes me laugh

So when did Prime work for Pornhub?

Quote from: Ushan on May 04, 2016, 02:04:51 AM

So when did Prime work for Pornhub?

not actually her but yeah

>TFW you don't have an internet doppelganger with an interesting occupation

All too easy

Lol, I got Jive not even half way through the first one.
Got CMD wrong and that's it.

you could also do a thing were someone asks for a title and you give them one and they have to answer ut

Like

"give me a title"
"daddiesxcummies megathread"
"that was made by ender/naru"

6/10

5/10

Not terrible.

Quote from: Saint Endies on May 04, 2016, 06:32:40 AM

you could also do a thing were someone asks for a title and you give them one and they have to answer ut

Like

"give me a title"
"daddiesxcummies megathread"
"that was made by ender/naru"

i was thinking i could do something like that, but i'd give 3 titles

2 which the user actually made
1 which the user did not make

and you'd have to guess the one that i made up

I like this idea

Lmao I like how your ordered the threads of each person too

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 04, 2016, 09:46:58 AM

I like this idea

Test

"AMA: I got the best head of my life yesterday"
"Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex by twenty"
"Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you?"

Answer

Charlie

the false one was you

I'm the younger more handsome Charlie, this worked really well.

You actually picked some of my best threads. I was expecting my worst ones to show up in the OP.