8:00AM - Wake up and take shower.

8:15AM - Brush teeth and get dressed.

8:20AM - Pray to our glorious savior Achronos before heading to work.

9:00AM - Work the morning shift at McDonalds and get fired.

11:00AM - Kill your ex-boss and burn the McDonalds to the ground.

12:00PM - Hide the body and go home.

12:30PM - Shitpost.

5:40PM - Eat dinner.

5:50PM - Continue shitposting.

9:30PM - Get ready for bed.

9:40PM - One final shitpost.

10:00PM - Send DeeJ that email about wanting to go out on a date with him.

10:10PM - Send 500 more emails to make sure he got the message.

10:40PM - Go to sleep.

i can confirm that this is completely accurate except the emails are for foman