A bear walks into a restaurant

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The bear sits down and a waiter comes. The bear says to the waiter, "I would like a grilllleeeedddd.... cheese sandwich." The waiter asks, "What's with the pause?" The bear replied, "What do you mean, I'm a bear!"


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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
there was once this guy and he dieded


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