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Dudes gonna show up in heaven to claim his 72 virgins with his wife right behind him.

Yeah... THAT'S gonna turn out well for him

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's heaven. Of course it will turn out all well.

 
 
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Quote from: DASHALLAH on December 12, 2015, 10:10:39 AM
It's heaven. Of course it will turn out all well.

What? Allah's gonna cover for him? Invite her over for tea and snacks so homie can get his virgin on?

He's gonna get jealous of all the other martyrs that don't have to have Allah cover for them.

 
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Quote from: challengerX on December 12, 2015, 10:11:49 AM
When you think about it, these dudes are really blowing themselves up for some pussy.

The power of boners is strong indeed

 
 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 12, 2015, 10:13:28 AM
Quote from: DASHALLAH on December 12, 2015, 10:10:39 AM
It's heaven. Of course it will turn out all well.

What? Allah's gonna cover for him? Invite her over for tea and snacks so homie can get his virgin on?

He's gonna get jealous of all the other martyrs that don't have to have Allah cover for them.
Nah brah, his wife will just be totally in to polygamy.

 
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Quote from: DASHALLAH on December 12, 2015, 10:14:41 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 12, 2015, 10:13:28 AM
Quote from: DASHALLAH on December 12, 2015, 10:10:39 AM
It's heaven. Of course it will turn out all well.

What? Allah's gonna cover for him? Invite her over for tea and snacks so homie can get his virgin on?

He's gonna get jealous of all the other martyrs that don't have to have Allah cover for them.
Nah brah, his wife will just be totally in to polygamy.
Don't think so, brother. Bitch got used to Murrica. Ellen don't let that shit play. Remember she shot back, and she drove. She probably talked shit too.

But... This brings up another question: did she get 72 male virgins? I'll laugh my ass off if she did. Show up in heaven and get introduced to the Muslim equivalent of b.net