4chan greentext stories are the worst

Mad Max · April 14, 2015, 10:07:41 PM

Just write complete sentences like a literate individual.

A Cheese Potato · April 14, 2015, 10:08:10 PM

I agree

The Lord Ruler · April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM

http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree

Raw Sugar · April 14, 2015, 10:11:42 PM

Wrong. Go play a prank on your friend.

big sponge · April 14, 2015, 10:11:44 PM

>be me
>be readin this thread
>he hates green text stories
>he doesn't think they're cool
>shiggidydiggidy
>mfw
>mfw I have no face

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · April 14, 2015, 10:14:03 PM

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Naru · April 14, 2015, 10:15:05 PM

Oh god go back to leddit xdxdxdxdxdxdxd

Deleted · April 14, 2015, 10:15:16 PM

>Ur mum's puss is the worst

aREALgod · April 14, 2015, 10:15:22 PM

>Not greentexting
>Kill yourself

Raw Sugar · April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM

http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree

day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

TB · April 14, 2015, 10:21:40 PM

They're honestly pretty humorous.

Risay117 · April 14, 2015, 10:25:41 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM

http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree

The Lord Ruler · April 14, 2015, 10:26:03 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

Don't forget to download google ultron

Raw Sugar · April 14, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:26:03 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

Don't forget to download google ultron

lol what?

The Lord Ruler · April 14, 2015, 10:31:39 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:26:03 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

Don't forget to download google ultron
lol what?

Part 2
http://imgur.com/gallery/B9wqU

Mmmmm Napalm · April 14, 2015, 10:56:00 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on April 14, 2015, 10:07:41 PM

Just write complete sentences like a literate individual.

I think I'm going to use my Google Ultron extension to erase your accounts from the World Wide Web.

Enjoy your eternal ban, idiot.

Mad Max · April 14, 2015, 11:02:05 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM

http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree

I don't even want to bother reading that

BC · April 14, 2015, 11:14:42 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:31:39 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:26:03 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

Don't forget to download google ultron
lol what?

Part 2
http://imgur.com/gallery/B9wqU

Please tell me there is a part 3

Sandtrap · April 14, 2015, 11:16:18 PM

I couldn't greentext if I wanted to because I know those fucking arrows are supposed to point in a specific direction. And I never remember the direction.

Jim · April 14, 2015, 11:18:32 PM

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TB · April 14, 2015, 11:20:41 PM

Thanks OP.
Now I'm obsessed with reading these stories!

Raw Sugar · April 15, 2015, 12:57:59 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 14, 2015, 11:16:18 PM

I couldn't greentext if I wanted to because I know those fucking arrows are supposed to point in a specific direction. And I never remember the direction.

...

Mat Cauthon · April 15, 2015, 01:07:56 AM

They're not all good, but there are some amazing ones floating around.

Sandtrap · April 15, 2015, 01:31:54 AM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 15, 2015, 12:57:59 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 14, 2015, 11:16:18 PM
I couldn't greentext if I wanted to because I know those fucking arrows are supposed to point in a specific direction. And I never remember the direction.
...

Ya can't greentext without dem arrows.

And I've always been like that. Right and left. East and West.

I remember left by moving my predominant hand which I know is my right.

I remember that west isn't on the hand I always think it is, which is right, which makes it left.

Two directions. Never click well for me.

Raw Sugar · April 15, 2015, 07:12:38 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 15, 2015, 01:31:54 AM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 15, 2015, 12:57:59 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 14, 2015, 11:16:18 PM
I couldn't greentext if I wanted to because I know those fucking arrows are supposed to point in a specific direction. And I never remember the direction.
...

Ya can't greentext without dem arrows.

And I've always been like that. Right and left. East and West.

I remember left by moving my predominant hand which I know is my right.

I remember that west isn't on the hand I always think it is, which is right, which makes it left.

Two directions. Never click well for me.

i bet you don't know how to turn left.

The Lord Ruler · April 15, 2015, 07:22:42 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on April 14, 2015, 11:02:05 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
I don't even want to bother reading that

Your loss

Quote from: BC on April 14, 2015, 11:14:42 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:26:03 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

Don't forget to download google ultron
lol what?

Part 2
http://imgur.com/gallery/B9wqU

Please tell me there is a part 3

Not that I know of

Statefarm · April 15, 2015, 07:55:03 AM

>triggering

Jester · April 15, 2015, 07:57:28 AM

DAS B00T x2 · April 15, 2015, 08:04:00 AM

Nah

First gay experience stories are always better in greentext form.

Raw Sugar · April 15, 2015, 01:33:46 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 15, 2015, 07:22:42 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on April 14, 2015, 11:02:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
I don't even want to bother reading that

Your loss
Quote from: BC on April 14, 2015, 11:14:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:26:03 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 14, 2015, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on April 14, 2015, 10:10:37 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f

i disagree
day eight and day ten had me loling. Next time my internet goes out, I'll download Adobe reader to fix the Internet.

Don't forget to download google ultron
lol what?

Part 2
http://imgur.com/gallery/B9wqU

Please tell me there is a part 3

Not that I know of

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