4chan greentext stories are the worst

Korra | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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uhhh...

- korrie


Mordo | Mythic Invincible!
 
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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
You are literally the personification of reddit.


 
Sandtrap
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Rockets on my X


I couldn't greentext if I wanted to because I know those fucking arrows are supposed to point in a specific direction. And I never remember the direction.
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Ya can't greentext without dem arrows.

And I've always been like that. Right and left. East and West.

I remember left by moving my predominant hand which I know is my right.

I remember that west isn't on the hand I always think it is, which is right, which makes it left.

Two directions. Never click well for me.
i bet you don't know how to turn left.

I pause briefly if told to go left or right.


Mad Max | Mythic Invincible!
 
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You are literally the personification of reddit.
What does reddit have to do with greetexting?


FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If you know, you know.
Such hate
much lack of humour
wow


Mmmmm Napalm | Legendary Invincible!
 
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gurb
You are literally the personification of reddit.
What does reddit have to do with greetexting?
Not just in regards to this.
For one, there are some pretty funny greentext stories out there.
You also generally behave in a pretty humorless manner, and express what I would describe as frankly anti theistic opinions, and are on the far left of the political spectrum.

These are all traits of some of the more... Notorious subreddits.


Aether | Mythic Invincible!
 
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theaetherone.deviantart.com https://www.instagram.com/aetherone/

Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
>giving a fuck


Bonewheel Barry | Heroic Posting Riot
 
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Wat r u, casul?
Fuck you, man, I love greentexts.