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MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Proof:

1) You can't actually speak with a 2D Woman

2) You can't go on a real date with a 2D Woman

3) You can't put your penis in a 2D woman

4) 2D women are just pictures

5) 2D women aren't real, just art. You may as well masturbate to the Mona Lisa



Waifu posts are cancer.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend

Sorry to burst your bubble but you'll still be masturbating to an image on a screen. Even if there's a fleshlight attachment, there still is no woman.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend

Sorry to burst your bubble but you'll still be masturbating to an image on a screen. Even if there's a fleshlight attachment, there still is no woman.
im sure someone will develop tech to take it further than that


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend

Sorry to burst your bubble but you'll still be masturbating to an image on a screen. Even if there's a fleshlight attachment, there still is no woman.
im sure someone will develop tech to take it further than that

Until transdimesional travel is a reality and the anime universe discovered, sex with your waifu is impossible


Doctor Doom | Mythic Invincible!
 
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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend

Sorry to burst your bubble but you'll still be masturbating to an image on a screen. Even if there's a fleshlight attachment, there still is no woman.
im sure someone will develop tech to take it further than that

Until transdimesional travel is a reality and the anime universe discovered, sex with your waifu is impossible

Just wait for anime-themed robots. Waifus of the future!


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Real dates cost money. Fan subbed dating sims are free.


Ian | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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>It is the year 2043
>Charlie has just gotten home from his job at Oculus 9000 research facility
>He peaks around his room, making sure no one is spying
>Brings out a cage
>Inside is a woman, appears to be in her 40's
>Such beings were thought to have vanished during the Second Waifu War
>Charlie begins to have sexual acts with the female
>This was deemed as an act of high treason and heresy by the High Weeaboo Council in 2028
>Suddenly cops dressed as Samurai burst in
>Arrest Charlie
>He is guilty of preferring 3D
>Sentenced to the Moe Blob Reeducation Center
>There he will choose a Waifu (or Husbando depending on his orientation)
>Is reeducated and released back to become a productive member of the 2D Utopia


Zonda | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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stop falling for the memebait


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1-3 are true about 3DPD anyway.