100 Brock Lesnars VS 10 Silverback Gorillas

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Which would win?


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Well silverbacks are like 400lbs of muscle.


 
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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.


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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.


 
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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.
But could they do it while fighting 9 other guys simultaneously? If the Gorilla can take the hits from 9 Brock Lesnars while ripping arms off, then that would work, but if it can't take that then well, y'know.

I think the Lesnars would have the benefit of better coordination and fighting technique. With those they could have a fair chance at winning.


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If the gorillas were pissed, they'd massacre whoever that dude is. They don't play.

Heck, I'd say 1 silverback vs 100 Brocks would be a close match.


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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.
But could they do it while fighting 9 other guys simultaneously? If the Gorilla can take the hits from 9 Brock Lesnars while ripping arms off, then that would work, but if it can't take that then well, y'know.

I think the Lesnars would have the benefit of better coordination and fighting technique. With those they could have a fair chance at winning.

Gorillas have extremely dense and thick bones, so they probably would be able to take a lot of hits. Their necks and head aren't even weak points due to this.


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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.
But could they do it while fighting 9 other guys simultaneously? If the Gorilla can take the hits from 9 Brock Lesnars while ripping arms off, then that would work, but if it can't take that then well, y'know.

I think the Lesnars would have the benefit of better coordination and fighting technique. With those they could have a fair chance at winning.

Gorillas have extremely dense and thick bones, so they probably would be able to take a lot of hits. Their necks and head aren't even weak points due to this.
Eyeballs, Testes, Pressure Points, Temple? I'd imagine those would carry over as weak points on their anatomy, correct?


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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.
But could they do it while fighting 9 other guys simultaneously? If the Gorilla can take the hits from 9 Brock Lesnars while ripping arms off, then that would work, but if it can't take that then well, y'know.

I think the Lesnars would have the benefit of better coordination and fighting technique. With those they could have a fair chance at winning.

Gorillas have extremely dense and thick bones, so they probably would be able to take a lot of hits. Their necks and head aren't even weak points due to this.
Eyeballs, Testes, Pressure Points, Temple? I'd imagine those would carry over as weak points on their anatomy, correct?

Most likely carry over as weak points. The pressure points are probably different though. I'm not entirely sure about the testes, either.


 
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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.
But could they do it while fighting 9 other guys simultaneously? If the Gorilla can take the hits from 9 Brock Lesnars while ripping arms off, then that would work, but if it can't take that then well, y'know.

I think the Lesnars would have the benefit of better coordination and fighting technique. With those they could have a fair chance at winning.

Gorillas have extremely dense and thick bones, so they probably would be able to take a lot of hits. Their necks and head aren't even weak points due to this.
Eyeballs, Testes, Pressure Points, Temple? I'd imagine those would carry over as weak points on their anatomy, correct?

Kicking a gorilla in the balls will probably just send it into a fit of bloodrage which in turn would cause you to lose your head from single maximum power gorilla punch.


 
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brock lensars easily

I'd say gorillas due to the fact they have some of the strongest jaws of any animal, not to mention their sheer physical strength and high pain threshold (especially when angry). Actually, even if it was 100 vs 10, but one gorilla at a time, you'd lose too many Brocks by the the 8th gorilla to finish them off.
ten brocks could easily hold down a gorilla though

Are you sure they'd even get close enough to hold it down? Gorillas have been observed ripping doors off cars and are fully capable of ripping limbs from a person.
But could they do it while fighting 9 other guys simultaneously? If the Gorilla can take the hits from 9 Brock Lesnars while ripping arms off, then that would work, but if it can't take that then well, y'know.

I think the Lesnars would have the benefit of better coordination and fighting technique. With those they could have a fair chance at winning.

Gorillas have extremely dense and thick bones, so they probably would be able to take a lot of hits. Their necks and head aren't even weak points due to this.
Eyeballs, Testes, Pressure Points, Temple? I'd imagine those would carry over as weak points on their anatomy, correct?

Kicking a gorilla in the balls will probably just send it into a fit of bloodrage which in turn would cause you to lose your head from single maximum power gorilla punch.

As I was about to say. Gorillas are a lot higher on the primal rage scale then we are. Sacking a gorilla is a big fucking no no.


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Depends on you and your friends, though.  31 cubicle Dilberts or otherwise average Joes, probably not - the minute the gorilla gruessomely dispatches the first one, the other 30 will surrender to their instincts and cut and scatter as fast as they can.  I know I would.  However, 31 soldiers in decent shape, automaton-like in their obedience to instructions and chillingly disciplined like those WW2 Japanese, willing to die in the attempt and fearlessly continue the attack to the bitter end while ignoring the (understandable) urge to flee when splattered with viscera and other bloody odds and ends of their attacking comrades?  Yes, for a group like that it shuold definitely be doable.

First and most important, you have to figure out how to get all 31 involved and participating in the fight - if you all bum rush the silverback at the same time, the closer you get to it the more restricted the space becomes, and the more likely you will all just create an unweildy traffic jam where you're all packed in too close together to effectively swing a punch or launch a kick or whatever, while the gorilla has the leisure to reach out into that jam-packed mob and pluck you one at a time for a quick mauling.  Simplest tactic for avoiding that would be 4 concentric circles with 7 to 8 folk in each, attacking in waves.

First 2 waves should strictly focus on immobilization: grasp a limb, and hang on for dear life.  Launch the first group of 8, with 2 attackers for each limb.  A second or 2 later, before it has had time to kill or severely injure more than 1 or 2, launch the second group of 8, with the same object of getting 2 attackers hanging for dear life on to a limb.

So now, less than 5 seconds into the fight, you should hopefully have 3 or 4 surviving attackers clinging on to each limb.  At 200 pounds per, that's 600 to 800 pounds on each limb.  I don't care how strong a gorilla is, but even if it can move 800 pounds with each arms, it almost certainly won't be able to move such a weight very fast or very far - not enough to generate enough velocity to smash it or otherwise cause trauma.

Next, send the 3rd wave of 8 attackers - 1 per each eye, tasked with jabbing at it and poking it out, 3 to punch or kick the genitals, and the remaining 2 or 3 to try their hand and arms at choke-holding it.  The last should be an admittedly hard task considering how thick its neck is, but any restrictions on the gorilla's breathing at this point, when it should be hyperventilating with heart pumping super fast and lungs working overtime, should help and might cause it go into shock or suffer a heart attack or such.

And you still have a spare wave of 7 people, who can act as reinforcements to fill on the immobilization detail for those who tire or get killed or injured, help with the eye poking or genital punching/ kicking, or even simply sit or stand or lie on its chest, using gravity and and their body weight to make breathing that much harder.

If all goes well, the whole thing might go off without more than a couple deaths or permanent injuries, most likely from the first attacking wave.

Applying that with Lesnars, you'd have 2-4 on each limb and the rest going for eyes, testes, or the back of the head(you wouldn't break the skull, but perhaps sever the connection with the spine).

Another idea was outrunning/exhausting the Gorillas, then attacking them.