(Welcome to the Watchlist) All of Sep7agon vs 1,000,000 8 yr olds

Erives · October 14, 2015, 02:30:46 AM

It'll be nice to go down in a blaze of glory and fire. Im burning everything.
Flame thrower would be fair or do I have to have a melee weapon.

Batch · October 14, 2015, 02:31:43 AM

Does a Katamari count?

A salt rifle · October 14, 2015, 02:38:35 AM

Shardblade for me.

Dead kids everywhere...

Ushan · October 14, 2015, 03:01:43 AM

Quote from: CockRocket on October 13, 2015, 11:02:35 PM

We could win with good planning and lots of spears

Nope, no planning. No spears.

Heroic last charge, motherfucker.

I'd like a big sword or axe as my weapon.

Sandtrap · October 14, 2015, 03:07:16 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 14, 2015, 03:01:43 AM

Quote from: CockRocket on October 13, 2015, 11:02:35 PM
We could win with good planning and lots of spears

Nope, no planning. No spears.

Heroic last charge, motherfucker.

I'd like a big sword or axe as my weapon.

Let's face it here, a million kids is a million kids.

At the most there's a hundred of us. And even less than that who'd likely be in any long term fighting shape. Like I said though. Boats have crowded corridors.

We've got room for killboxes and literal body mound barricades.

Ushan · October 14, 2015, 03:15:05 AM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 14, 2015, 03:07:16 AM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 14, 2015, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: CockRocket on October 13, 2015, 11:02:35 PM
We could win with good planning and lots of spears

Nope, no planning. No spears.

Heroic last charge, motherfucker.

I'd like a big sword or axe as my weapon.

Let's face it here, a million kids is a million kids.

At the most there's a hundred of us. And even less than that who'd likely be in any long term fighting shape. Like I said though. Boats have crowded corridors.

We've got room for killboxes and literal body mound barricades.

Nope. Fuck strategy. Kill kill kill killkillkillkillkillkillkilkilkilkilkjilkill

Jono · October 14, 2015, 03:43:41 AM

I'm gonna whip them good like a white man whipping his slaves with the Plasma Whip

gats · October 14, 2015, 04:48:32 AM

We have a Das

Mattie G Indahouse · October 14, 2015, 04:51:52 AM

I have my AK with 160rounds and two 30round mags.

DAS B00T x2 · October 14, 2015, 05:17:30 AM

Das solos

A salt rifle · October 14, 2015, 05:43:09 AM

And if I had to choose a historical weapon it'd be either a mace or a messer.

Rinev · October 14, 2015, 06:23:14 AM

My weapon of choice is an Mi-24.

waytoohot97 · October 14, 2015, 06:41:34 AM

I will take a double sided light saber like darth mauls

Jester · October 14, 2015, 09:36:03 AM

Death Star would be my weapon

I_IRONMAN_I · October 14, 2015, 09:44:02 AM

All blades allowed (except OP weapons that can kill all kids, by literally destroying everything else. That's MAD (mutually assured destruction)).

There's also two flamethrowers and a refill tank at the bridge.

Nexus · October 14, 2015, 09:45:23 AM

Soviet Russia.

Seriously, this is the most needlessly complex fucking hypothetical ever.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 14, 2015, 10:27:54 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 14, 2015, 10:34:11 AM

Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on October 14, 2015, 09:44:02 AM

All blades allowed (except OP weapons that can kill all kids, by literally destroying everything else. That's MAD (mutually assured destruction)).

There's also two flamethrowers and a refill tank at the bridge.

so... pike phalanx and hold the bridge. Instant win.

Elegiac · October 14, 2015, 10:41:12 AM

muh armour

Spoiler

muh sword

Spoiler

I_IRONMAN_I · October 14, 2015, 12:25:21 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 14, 2015, 09:45:23 AM

Soviet Russia.

Seriously, this is the most needlessly complex fucking hypothetical ever.

Which is why its so great!