[Serious] Best way to kill yourself?

CIA · May 28, 2015, 04:29:34 PM

Serious answers please. Lay it on me.

Mat Cauthon · May 28, 2015, 04:31:14 PM

Best?
There are none, only "effective".

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 28, 2015, 04:33:43 PM

injecting yourself with glowstick fluid while at an EDM concert and letting glowing neon colors flow through your veins as you get high on dank memes while browsing /s4s/

Girl of Mystery · May 28, 2015, 04:34:43 PM

Crashing a plane

CIA · May 28, 2015, 04:36:01 PM

Quote from: Jojo on May 28, 2015, 04:31:14 PM

Best?
There are none, only "effective".

That's what I mean. Context in this case is "best" = "effective"

Incan · May 28, 2015, 04:36:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 04:34:43 PM

Crashing a plane

With how many survivors?

Girl of Mystery · May 28, 2015, 04:36:47 PM

Quote from: Incan on May 28, 2015, 04:36:13 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 04:34:43 PM
Crashing a plane
With how many survivors?

No survivors

eggsalad · May 28, 2015, 04:37:27 PM

Idk jumping off a building sounds pretty effective and quick, plus a nice rush of adrenaline right before you go too.
Plugging up your car and getting poisoned would be nice too, get to chill to some music in the driver's seat, nice way to go.

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 04:42:39 PM

Pepe's got the idea.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 28, 2015, 04:44:32 PM

Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 04:42:39 PM

Pepe's got the idea.

Korra · May 28, 2015, 05:00:16 PM

Death by snu-snu.

Ushan · May 28, 2015, 05:02:04 PM

Beheading.

Hofmann · May 28, 2015, 05:06:24 PM

If I were you I would overdose on heroin, probably the best fucking death imaginable, and you won't have to worry about getting addicted

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 05:21:03 PM

Quote from: Hofmann on May 28, 2015, 05:06:24 PM

If I were you I would overdose on heroin, probably the best fucking death imaginable, and you won't have to worry about getting addicted

And it's fucking cheap too!

Saleem · May 28, 2015, 05:22:44 PM

Bullet through your head, just ahead of the ears.

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 05:25:06 PM

Quote from: Saleem on May 28, 2015, 05:22:44 PM

Bullet through your head, just ahead of the ears.

Ballistics is a weird science where the only constant is the chance of you fucking up.

Naru · May 28, 2015, 05:26:38 PM

Space accident.

Saleem · May 28, 2015, 05:29:51 PM

Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 05:25:06 PM

Quote from: Saleem on May 28, 2015, 05:22:44 PM
Bullet through your head, just ahead of the ears.
Ballistics is a weird science where the only constant is the chance of you fucking up.

Well if you want more certainty I guess you can kiss a 12 gauge. It's just what I read somewhere that blowing a hole from temple to temple can get the job done. This is a pretty dark thread I'd rather not talk or argue about ballistic suicide in extreme detail.

Girl of Mystery · May 28, 2015, 05:33:37 PM

Quote from: Saleem on May 28, 2015, 05:29:51 PM

Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 05:25:06 PM
Quote from: Saleem on May 28, 2015, 05:22:44 PM
Bullet through your head, just ahead of the ears.
Ballistics is a weird science where the only constant is the chance of you fucking up.
Well if you want more certainty I guess you can kiss a 12 gauge. It's just what I read somewhere that blowing a hole from temple to temple can get the job done. This is a pretty dark thread I'd rather not talk or argue about ballistic suicide in extreme detail.

Pretty sure it's behind the ears

Saleem · May 28, 2015, 05:34:23 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 28, 2015, 05:33:37 PM

Quote from: Saleem on May 28, 2015, 05:29:51 PM
Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 05:25:06 PM
Quote from: Saleem on May 28, 2015, 05:22:44 PM
Bullet through your head, just ahead of the ears.
Ballistics is a weird science where the only constant is the chance of you fucking up.
Well if you want more certainty I guess you can kiss a 12 gauge. It's just what I read somewhere that blowing a hole from temple to temple can get the job done. This is a pretty dark thread I'd rather not talk or argue about ballistic suicide in extreme detail.
Pretty sure it's behind the ears

I couldn't remember the specific orientation in respect to the ears. Cheers.

Mat Cauthon · May 28, 2015, 05:34:26 PM

Quote from: AstroNaru on May 28, 2015, 05:26:38 PM

Space accident.

Gravity was a mistake, it's nothing but space debris.

RomanGladiator · May 28, 2015, 05:35:56 PM

If I wanted to I would drink myself to death but it would take a long time.

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 05:36:37 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 28, 2015, 05:35:56 PM

If I wanted to I would drink myself to death but it would take a long time.

Half an hour max.

Word Wizard · May 28, 2015, 05:43:43 PM

Water overdose

gats · May 28, 2015, 05:48:08 PM

boypussc prolapse

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 28, 2015, 05:50:41 PM

Misread "best" as b.net

Now post b.net ways to kill yourself.

May 28, 2015, 05:54:06 PM

Heroin OD is objectively the most pleasurable way to die.

May 28, 2015, 05:57:54 PM

Get razor wire.

Make sturdy noose

Super glue hands to head after its placed through said noose

Jump and hopefully you're beheaded

Cops come up and see your body

Hopefully they laugh because it looks like you pulled your own head off at first.

Kitsune 狐 · May 28, 2015, 06:30:12 PM

Quote from: Ketameme Cat on May 28, 2015, 04:33:43 PM

injecting yourself with glowstick fluid while at an EDM concert and letting glowing neon colors flow through your veins as you get high on dank memes while browsing /s4s/

This OMG <3

CK97 · May 28, 2015, 07:04:28 PM

Step 1: Point a loaded gun at your head
Step 2: Pull the trigger