>Gather group of close German, Polish and other East European comrades
>Steal Leopard 2A6, get Poles and Slavs to steal their own tanks
>Declare Crusades 2.0
>Go to ISIS held territory with loads of ammo and other supplies
>Engage ISIS, playing German metal as you eviscerate enemy with the mighty Leopard
>Fight for months, inflicting massive casualties
>Eventually overrun after supplies run low
>Your fellow crusaders and brothers in arms are killed
>Seek vengeance
>Place explosives all over body
>Fight to the death
>When overrun, laugh maniacally and taunt enemy in German
>Take as many of them as possible with you in the explosion
>Die a hero and a badass

Serious answers please. Lay it on me.

I don't know, you tell me