Or Ibuprofen? Bongistan drug laws are pretty tight.

Suggest which drugs I should kill myself with.

Heroin.

paracetamol

What is it?

Use Rennie

Tell me how that goes OP, seriously.
I hear it doesn't work well, and having someone else do my research is most appreciated.

will do bae

If you use either of those you're fucked.
Get some anti-depressants and OD on those.

As long as it gets the job done, who gives a shit?

It wouldn't though.

These shitposts are not funny. They make me sad. People shouldn't joke about this kind of thing. It makes me skeptical about posts like this and I never know when they are real or not. Last time I was in a thread like this, I spent 10 minutes trying to give that person reasons to live and when I finally posted it, he had revealed it was a big joke. I put a lot of time, effort and emotion into that post all for nothing. People need to understand that jokes like this harm people who believe it's real and those who make the threads and actually mean it. Please, just stop.