This "Cortana"-version of Siri doesn't sound like Cortana

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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Eight accents? lol

There's a different accent for every city, and sometimes a different accent in multiple towns within some cities.

If you travel less than an hour out of my city you'll hear people with a Manc accent.  Then to Bolton, you'll hear a different accent. Then in Birmingham you'll hear a Brummie accent, and so on and so on.

None of us sound the same.
You're in denial.
PROPER ACCENT IS HOT
Proper is American.
Spics and niggers aren't proper
More proper than
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
I don't live in London, and I'm not Gatsby.
>more Muslims in London than in Lebanon
ftfy
You guys should like, fix that, or something.
There's currently plans to Hiroshima-tize London


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Why is this so black?
Looking forward to my Aussie Cortana asking me if I want to smoke a cone and have a shrimp on the barbie.


 
 
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<.<
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.


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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.
but you all sound the same soooooo


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Cortana sounded like honest to god Cortana only once.

I was never able to recreate the event.


 
 
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<.<
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.
but you all sound the same soooooo
lolyanks


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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.

YORKSHIRE ACCENT BEST ACCENT


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And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
When I think Brittish women I just hear is "eehh ya spooonk howa yee fookin doon"

*sips tea*


 
 
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<.<
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.

YORKSHIRE ACCENT BEST ACCENT
I wouldn't say best but it's one of the more tolerable ones because Sean Bean >_>


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
They just called it Cortana to get people to buy the phone


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.
Whoever invented the scouse accent was doing some serious trolling.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
And she has a British accent in the commercials here in the UK.

WOT THE FUCK M8
yeh but women with a "proper" accent is hot af
Ew no.
Most British women make my ears bleed.
Stop listening to Scouse and Geordie accented women then
Motherfucker you all sound the same.
dude no

that's like every American sounds like people from Boston
There are two accents in my state, not counting nigger talk. How can an island nation with a mere 4k square mile land difference have eight fucking accents?
You all sound the same weather you like it or not.
Probably because the USA is lacking in a lot of things.

Example

Good accents
Proper English
London Accent (Upper Class)
South-Eastern (Non-Inbred)
Midlands (Non-Brummie)
Oxford/Etonian
(Space for a few others)

Tolerable accents
Cornish
Devonian
Midlander (Peasantry/Non-Brummie)

Disgusting accents
Pretty much anything north of Worcester.
Anything on the east coast.
Peasant accents
Brummie
Manc
Kiddy (Absolute worst, think brummie but even more inbred *local one*)

I want to die when these people talk
Liverpudlian

Now I hold nothing against people from these places, but it's best if they don't talk to me with their retch inducing accents.

Point is Das, there are so many forms of britbong dialect that ^this is just a vague list off the top of my head.

YORKSHIRE ACCENT BEST ACCENT
shut up you 6 toed inbred