>Be American.
>Wake up.
>Clap at lights to turn on.
>Clap at alarm to turn off.
>Look at phone. Message from aunt.
>"It's ok, we landed. We clapped at the pilot."
>Clap in relief.
>Take massive dump in toilet.
>Clap as toilet suceeds in removing monstrous blockage.
>Open fridge. Hope there's milk.
>Clap voraciously at milk's presence.
>Turn on Tele-clap.
>Trump speech.
>God bless Ameri-CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Ronnie "one punch" Pickering is my idol