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and everyone (except for you) is now a cannibal

They're not ravenous, zombie-like cannibals; you're not in any danger. Nobody outside of the factory farm is. They just consider "human" to be a part of a balanced and socially-acceptable diet now, like pork, chicken, or beef.

Humans considered to be the absolute dregs of society are captured and forced into farms as livestock. After being fattened to the point where they can't walk, they are stuffed in a tightly-packed room to wait for their impending (perfectly humane) slaughter by guillotine. Their hands and feet are cleanly severed off so they don't try to fight back, and cauterized with hot iron so they don't bleed out. Once the human livestock are slaughtered, a butcher takes care of the deboning process and severs the most valuable and nutritious parts of the body (thighs, buttocks) and prepares them for distribution. Obviously, children of livestock are mass-produced in vitro, but women are still frequently raped and impregnated in order to efficiently produce breastmilk.

All of the negative health effects of cannibalism have been accounted for; it's now perfectly healthy to consume humans, and it's widely encouraged by nutritionists and health experts.

Oh, and they taste delicious. Not only will everyone tell you that they do, they'll look at you funny if you deny it. If you try to tell them what they're doing is wrong, they'll give you an even funnier look. They might even get defensive and ask you to stop judging them. Some of them will start treating you like you're an asshole trying to spread an agenda.

Only a small bevy of angry teenagers you meet on the Internet happen to think these people are crazy and evil. They are largely mocked and derided by the whole of society, while some people say things like, "I respect their opinion, but I'm never going to stop eating humans, because they taste so good!"

What do you make of this world you now live in?
How would you feel about it?
What questions do you have for these people?
Could you live in this society for 20+ years?
Would you join them, or would you try to fight back?
Do you think you could you compose yourself in conversation with anybody from this society?
What would you do?
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
What would you do?
eat people, of course


 
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eat people, of course
What's stopping you now?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
If I haven't already become accustomed to eating humans, then I wouldn't start; the issue is dropping a dietary staple that you've had your entire life.


 
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If I haven't already become accustomed to eating humans, then I wouldn't start; the issue is dropping a dietary staple that you've had your entire life.
By no means is it a dietary staple. Almost everyone who eats humans realizes this; it just tastes good and that's the only reason they don't stop. The edgy teenagers on those forums have only been actively opposed to human livestock for five years or less, and new members join every year.
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
If I haven't already become accustomed to eating humans, then I wouldn't start; the issue is dropping a dietary staple that you've had your entire life.
By no means is it a dietary staple. Almost everyone who eats humans realizes this; it just tastes good and that's the only reason they don't stop. The edgy teenagers on those forums have only been actively opposed to human livestock for five years or less, and new members join every year.
I think you misinterpreted that. If someone has eaten meat their entire life, it is a staple of their diet. It's a hell of a lot harder to stop than to never have started.


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Easy answer.

No.


 
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I think you misinterpreted that. If someone has eaten meat their entire life, it is a staple of their diet. It's a hell of a lot harder to stop than to never have started.
Okay, I thought you were talking from a nutritional standpoint.

I think the more interesting questions have to do with how one would function in that kind of society, though, assuming you refused to be a cannibal. I'm willing to bet most of you would be disgusted and angry, at the very least. Some of you might vocalize your disgust and anger—perhaps even militantly—but if you do, you'll be held to ridicule by the vast majority of the population, the same way vegans and vegetarians are right now, should they choose to be vocal.

I just thought it was an interesting thing to think about it.


 
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Easy answer.

No.
To what? I asked several questions.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I think you misinterpreted that. If someone has eaten meat their entire life, it is a staple of their diet. It's a hell of a lot harder to stop than to never have started.
Okay, I thought you were talking from a nutritional standpoint.

I think the more interesting questions have to do with how one would function in that kind of society, though, assuming you refused to be a cannibal. I'm willing to bet most of you would be disgusted and angry, at the very least. Some of you might vocalize your disgust and anger—perhaps even militantly—but if you do, you'll be held to ridicule by the vast majority of the population, the same way vegans and vegetarians are right now, should they choose to be vocal.

I just thought it was an interesting thing to think about it.
I'd react the same way as I do now to things I disagree with: mention it occasionally if it comes up, but otherwise not bother with it. It's what we've all heard, yeah, but I just wouldn't bother to challenge something so much bigger than me; I'd just continue to disagree in silence, as usual.


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I always like to start my semesters off with a...Yang!
Easy answer.

No.
To what? I asked several questions.
Okie dokie.

What do you make of this world you now live in?

It's like waking up in a dystopian world, I know what is happening around me is incredibly wrong and needs to be stopped.

How would you feel about it?

Disgusted to the Nth degree.

What questions do you have for these people?

Is that before or after I join my local anti-this place militia.

Could you live in this society for 20+ years?

As part of it or against it?

Would you join them, or would you try to fight back?

Fight back.

Do you think you could you compose yourself in conversation with anybody from this society?

Talk? Sure. But I'm not sure they would consider my words to be enlightening or good.

What would you do?

Rebel Alliance.


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munch munch motherfucker


 
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Anti-cannibal spotted.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE DOESN'T EAT HUMANS?

OH DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT


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I always like to start my semesters off with a...Yang!
Anti-cannibal spotted.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE DOESN'T EAT HUMANS?

OH DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
cool


 
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Anti-cannibal spotted.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE DOESN'T EAT HUMANS?

OH DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
cool
Hey, I didn't say there was anything wrong with not eating humans. Me personally, I don't care what you eat! I just wish you anti-cannibals would let us eat our delicious human thighs in peace. Jeez!


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I always like to start my semesters off with a...Yang!
Anti-cannibal spotted.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE DOESN'T EAT HUMANS?

OH DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
cool
Hey, I didn't say there was anything wrong with not eating humans. Me personally, I don't care what you eat! I just wish you anti-cannibals would let us eat our delicious human thighs in peace. Jeez!
Oh...I get it.


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Depends on the macros etc.

If humans are 110calories 50g protein / 4oz servings and taste delicious, I'm going to have a hard time not wanting to eat one 🤔🤔


 
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Of course these "human" beings have had their intelligence submerged to the point that they're no different from animals yes?


 
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Of course these "human" beings have had their intelligence submerged to the point that they're no different from animals yes?
The same way a baby's is, I guess, if you're okay with the idea of eating those.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Hahaha. That's pretty good man. But I'm still gonna eat meat because that industry isn't going anywhere anytime soon unfortunately.


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Apparently it tastes like pork.

Wouldn't mind a nice human-bacon sarnie after a night drinking.


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~ consume enhance replicate ~
I would probably worry if I qualified as a dreg of society


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I imagine I'd be an obnoxious anti-cannibal for a while before deciding to lay low about it when it became clear there was no hope for changing their minds.

Hell, I believe abortion is literally the same as killing a child or adult, but I'm not burning down abortion clinics or proselytizing here anymore. That's also the reason I don't joke about vegans. I respect their moral fortitude, I just don't sympathize with them. I'm sure you've experienced a similar defeatist attitude about your many counter-culture ideals.
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I've been advocating for feeding the homeless to the poor for years, dude.


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
>degenerates and welfare leeches get turned into my 12 o clock lunch

wtf I love cannibalism now


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Who would seriously eat a drug addict though?


 
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>degenerates and welfare leeches get turned into my 12 o clock lunch

wtf I love cannibalism now
I actually just had conservatives and Trump supporters in mind.


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Who would seriously eat a drug addict though?

At least they're finally useful eh


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Who would seriously eat a drug addict though?

At least they're finally useful eh
You can get high off them, duh.


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Get of my lawn
How do you know when someone is a non cannibal?

Oh look he told us.

BABY ITS WHAT FOR DINNER

BABY THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT

I WANT MY BABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACK I WANT MY BABYBACKBABYBACK

GET IN MY BELLY