You're made dictator for a day

Verbatim · July 16, 2015, 08:33:33 PM

"i have a benign philosophical viewpoint that assigns a negative value to birth"

"i feel like i was born in the wrong body"

"i challenge theists to defend their beliefs to me"

"WATERBOARD THAT SON OF A BITCH"

Elai · July 16, 2015, 08:45:16 PM

Quote from: Majestic Star Dragon on July 16, 2015, 08:32:01 PM

I have my fucked up shit I'd do.

What would sending transexuals, atheists and anti-natalists to Guantanamo achieve? What danger do they pose to you or society?

Korra · July 16, 2015, 08:48:12 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 08:33:33 PM

"i have a benign philosophical viewpoint that assigns a negative value to birth"

"i feel like i was born in the wrong body"

"i challenge theists to defend their beliefs to me"

"WATERBOARD THAT SON OF A BITCH"

You were born in the wrong body?

Verbatim · July 16, 2015, 08:57:42 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:48:12 PM

You were born in the wrong body?

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Korra · July 16, 2015, 08:58:39 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 08:57:42 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:48:12 PM
You were born in the wrong body?
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Its k verb

Deleted · July 16, 2015, 08:59:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 08:57:42 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:48:12 PM
You were born in the wrong body?
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Still gets me every time

Deleted · July 16, 2015, 09:08:58 PM

Quote from: Prehistoric on July 16, 2015, 08:45:16 PM

Quote from: Majestic Star Dragon on July 16, 2015, 08:32:01 PM
I have my fucked up shit I'd do.

What would sending transexuals, atheists and anti-natalists to Guantanamo achieve? What danger do they pose to you or society?

Nothing, they're just people I don't like. I am a dictator, I can get away with fucked ip shit. Put two and two together.
in fact on that note I'd probably also have bullies as well as their parents tried as criminals.
hippocritical? Yeah it is. What are you gonna do about it arrest me?

Elai · July 16, 2015, 09:13:10 PM

Quote from: Majestic Star Dragon on July 16, 2015, 09:08:58 PM

What are you gonna do about it arrest me?

No, no. Nothing like that. I'm just going to judge you.

Deleted · July 16, 2015, 09:17:59 PM

I guess what I realy want to say is, id make a horrible dictator, since I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to hurt a lot of people I strongly disagree with. I'm sure you're all glad I'm not a dictator and frankly so am I. I am pretty impulsive and I even wrote my list without thinking too hard, and I'd probably rule the same way.

Verbatim · July 16, 2015, 09:21:20 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:58:39 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 08:57:42 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:48:12 PM
You were born in the wrong body?
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Its k verb

to answer your question, yes, i feel like i should have been born as fight club-era brad pitt

i'm a transbrad

Korra · July 16, 2015, 09:28:55 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 09:21:20 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:58:39 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 08:57:42 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on July 16, 2015, 08:48:12 PM
You were born in the wrong body?
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Its k verb
to answer your question, yes, i feel like i should have been born as fight club-era brad pitt

i'm a transbrad

transbrad lives matter too

Verbatim · July 16, 2015, 09:36:06 PM

i don't think i ever gave a serious response to this

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 15, 2015, 06:04:10 PM

Taxation:
- A tax that should be raised: Consumption/sales tax.
- A tax that should be lowered: Income tax.
- A tax that should remain about the same: Gas tax (or environmental taxes for the UK)
- A new tax: A land value tax in urban areas.
- A tax that should be abolished: Corporate income tax.

raise corporate tax
lower income tax
no new taxes

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Subsidies:
- A subsidy that should be raised: The Earned Income Tax credit.
- A subsidy that should be lowered: Mortgage interest/health insurance subsidy.
- A subsidy that should remain about the same: R&D tax credits.
- A new subsidy: Tax credits for private education.
- A subsidy that should be eliminated: Agricultural subsidies.

this all seems reasonable to me

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Area of expenditure:

idrc

less should be going to the military, that's all i know

Verbatim · July 16, 2015, 09:51:07 PM

53% still goes to military in this country

god

aREALgod · July 17, 2015, 01:30:39 AM

Raise taxes for everything

Rebellion ensues

Execute all digressors

Impose law that effectively seals my position as dictator for life and death

Do whatever the fuck I want

Cheat · July 17, 2015, 02:10:06 AM

Ban oil. Move 70% or so of money per year for defense to the space program.

big sponge · July 17, 2015, 03:54:56 AM

Anime is the official religion of the world.

DAS B00T x2 · July 17, 2015, 07:10:14 AM

>tfw meta-senpai ignores the most srs post in the srs thread.

More Than Mortal · July 17, 2015, 10:14:17 AM

Quote from: Majestic Star Dragon on July 16, 2015, 08:22:32 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 16, 2015, 08:19:06 PM
Quote from: Majestic Star Dragon on July 16, 2015, 08:16:22 PM
Oh
and abolish the NSA, Patriot act ect
And ban GMOs
Get the fuck out.

Says the guy who wants to get rid of NASA

And re-appropriate the funding to the NSF. . . Which would result in better science research.

But MUH SPACE SOOTS rite?

More Than Mortal · July 17, 2015, 10:15:03 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 16, 2015, 09:36:06 PM

raise corporate tax

Get out.

Verbatim · July 17, 2015, 10:20:33 AM

tax them into oblivion

More Than Mortal · July 17, 2015, 10:29:26 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 17, 2015, 10:20:33 AM

tax them into oblivion

All you'll do it hurt workers.

Verbatim · July 17, 2015, 11:51:46 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 17, 2015, 10:29:26 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 17, 2015, 10:20:33 AM
tax them into oblivion
All you'll do it hurt workers.

not if i have anything to say about it

as the dictator, and all

More Than Mortal · July 17, 2015, 12:44:08 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 17, 2015, 11:51:46 AM

not if i have anything to say about it

as the dictator, and all

hue

Can the physicist tell the fermion what to do?

Genghis Khan · July 17, 2015, 07:40:04 PM

Declare war on the EU and kill all who works for them.

Kitsune 狐 · July 17, 2015, 07:43:59 PM

I would give everyone the day off. However, grocery stores and the like would be open until 12pm so everyone has time to pick up food and beer to enjoy their day off, but I would pay those who worked three times their hourly wages. Sorry Rex I'd give you the day off.

rC · July 18, 2015, 12:17:53 PM

i'd straight up christmas tree it and spend the rest of the day having sex on national tv

Ushan · July 18, 2015, 04:07:13 PM

Siphon some money from the government budget to buy video games and comics because I'm not going to be able to enact meaningful policy change within twenty-four hours.

Ushan · July 19, 2015, 01:24:29 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 17, 2015, 12:44:08 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on July 17, 2015, 11:51:46 AM
not if i have anything to say about it

as the dictator, and all
hue

Can the physicist tell the fermion what to do?

They can, with prep time.

Isara · July 19, 2015, 11:04:03 PM

I find someone that looks like me to appear in public in my stead, and leave the country running to someone else meanwhile I am chilling in my villa retreat somewhere in the world.