I think I've figured out the truth about the state of Israel. What you're about to read may shock you.

Israel is controlled by the Jewish people.

Hear me out for a minute. Notice that the Israeli flag has a Star of David (a prominent Jewish symbol) on the front. Also take note of the fact that the Prime Minister of Israel is also Jewish, along with most of the government. Even the nation's name: Israel is a reference to the Hebrews of the Old Testament.

Now I'm just asking questions here but I think Israel might be controlled by the Jewish people. It's a distinct possibility. Go ahead and let me know what you think about this theory.

I'm glad that you too feel this way about (((Our Greatest Ally))) but what do you propose we do about it?

Das, they have Jeff Goldblum. Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. There is no winning. Hell, there isn't even a war. Your side already lost.

OY VEY! THE GOYIM KNOW! IT'LL BE A SECOND SHOAH!

MUH 596 GORILLION!

I think I saw this mean on the subreddit r/Izlam.