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Seriously, though. The idea of sex repulses me. I just can't understand what people see in it, it's disgusting.
Humans are mammals, advanced animals that have primordial urges to reproduce.
you just used "advanced" and "primordial" in the same sentence


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Seriously, though. The idea of sex repulses me. I just can't understand what people see in it, it's disgusting.
Humans are mammals, advanced animals that have primordial urges to reproduce.
you just used "advanced" and "primordial" in the same sentence
did i unlocked an achievement?


how much gamerscore did i get?


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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.




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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That seems like a bit of a catch all. There are also people who have had bad sex, or just aren't interested in the first place.


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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.
I love the "People who are asexual are in denial" or "Don't knock it before you try it" comments people make, as if having sex is suddenly going to make me like it, I'm sure you didn't need to have sex to know you were straight


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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That seems like a bit of a catch all. There are also people who have had bad sex, or just aren't interested in the first place.
Was being semi-serious.  Bad sex can be improved.  But you gotta at least try the game before you critique its features.

Rape victims  (this got dark, but it'll probably come up) I understand their reason though.


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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.
I love the "People who are asexual are in denial" or "Don't knock it before you try it" comments people make, as if having sex is suddenly going to make me like it, I'm sure you didn't need to have sex to know you were straight
Fruity, I'm pretty sure you'd like it. Even if you are asexual and I wont try and turn you. You'd  like it.


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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.
I love the "People who are asexual are in denial" or "Don't knock it before you try it" comments people make, as if having sex is suddenly going to make me like it, I'm sure you didn't need to have sex to know you were straight
Fruity, I'm pretty sure you'd like it. Even if you are asexual and I wont try and turn you. You'd  like it.

You're retarded.


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The only people who dont like sex are people who havent had sex.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That seems like a bit of a catch all. There are also people who have had bad sex, or just aren't interested in the first place.
Batch is someone who calls gay sex a "process." Good luck trying to reason with him :^)


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Was being semi-serious.  Bad sex can be improved.  But you gotta at least try the game before you critique its features.
Most people who claim to dislike sex aren't saying so because they don't like "its features", though. Most people who dislike sex dislike it because it's animalistic, and actually kinda fucking gross if you really sit down and think about what it is you are doing.

The only reason we "like" sex is because it's biologically hard-wired for us to do so. Sex feeling good is part of its biological function--it makes sense that sex would feel good, because if it didn't, then no one would ever have it. Or at least, not much. It gives us that extra incentive to reproduce--and that's the only reason it feels good.

That's why I'm repulsed by it. Because it's just nature's way of fooling you into procreating.


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kinda fucking gross

understatement of the year :^)


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"Asexual people just need to try sex. Then they'd like it."

If you're a straight dude, do you need to try sex with another guy to know that you're not gay?

Do you need to try getting fucked in the ass by a bronco before you realize that horse cock just isn't for you?


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Do you need to try getting fucked in the ass by a bronco before you realize that horse cock just isn't for you?
Well I mean, if you ask Maz...


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Do you need to try getting fucked in the ass by a bronco before you realize that horse cock just isn't for you?

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If you're a straight dude, do you need to try sex with another guy to know that you're not gay?

No, because being homosexual has nothing to do with having sex with the same gender. A straight man could have sex with men for fun.


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ayy lmao
Hard to say. I could see receiving a hand job or blow job from a dude (sorry anal is gross dudes or chicks, makes me sick) but I can't see myself being capable of loving or being in a relationship with a dude like I can with a chick. I mean sexual pleasure is sexual pleasure no matter where it's coming from right?

But yeah I guess that makes me like bi
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
If you're a straight dude, do you need to try sex with another guy to know that you're not gay?

No, because being homosexual has nothing to do with having sex with the same gender. A straight man could have sex with men for fun.
But that's gay.


 
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But that's gay.

Being gay could be considered and acquired taste, then.


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If you're a straight dude, do you need to try sex with another guy to know that you're not gay?

No, because being homosexual has nothing to do with having sex with the same gender. A straight man could have sex with men for fun.
My head hurts from the sheer amount of dumb this is


 
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My head hurts from the sheer amount of dumb this is

Gay sex could be considered an acquired taste tbh

look at the ancient Greeks.


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My head hurts from the sheer amount of dumb this is

Gay sex could be considered an acquired taste tbh

look at the ancient Greeks.
Or maybe the ancient Greeks were all just gay.


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My head hurts from the sheer amount of dumb this is

Gay sex could be considered an acquired taste tbh

look at the ancient Greeks.
Or maybe the ancient Greeks were all just gay.
The Greeks and Romans just fucked whoever they wanted, nobody cared about all this gay shit.


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My head hurts from the sheer amount of dumb this is

Gay sex could be considered an acquired taste tbh

look at the ancient Greeks.
Or maybe the ancient Greeks were all just gay.
The Greeks and Romans just fucked whoever they wanted, nobody cared about all this gay shit.
That's because they were all gay, that's why they didn't make a distinction.


 
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Or maybe the ancient Greeks were all just gay.

Maybe. But consider this...

A man is straight, but he wants to find out what all the fuss is about shrouding gay sex. He has a man enter his anus.

Now at first, he doesn't like it. But maybe he thinks it's one of those tolerance things. So he does it again, and guess what? He likes it. He now has gay sex with men. He isn't attracted to men, he just enjoys things being shoved up his ass.

Gay sex isn't homosexual at all. You can get fucked by a man without being attracted to him. Being homosexual is different from having gay sex, and so, being asexual is different from not having sex.


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Prehistoric isn't wrong, at least as far as I know:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men


 
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If you enjoy same-sex copulation, you're gay. That's really the end of it.

I don't disagree with the heart of what Snake is saying--just the phrasing. There's nothing stopping a purely heteresexual male from having sex with men--but they're not gonna enjoy it. Because they're not gay. They'd have to pretend to be fucking a woman.

i hate this topic, why am i discussing it


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Or maybe the ancient Greeks were all just gay.

Maybe. But consider this...

A man is straight, but he wants to find out what all the fuss is about shrouding gay sex. He has a man enter his anus.

Now at first, he doesn't like it. But maybe he thinks it's one of those tolerance things. So he does it again, and guess what? He likes it. He now has gay sex with men. He isn't attracted to men, he just enjoys things being shoved up his ass.

Gay sex isn't homosexual at all. You can get fucked by a man without being attracted to him. Being homosexual is different from having gay sex, and so, being asexual is different from not having sex.
Confirmed for casual correlation between gay sex and smoking. Being gay means that you'll get cancer.


 
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but they're not gonna enjoy it.

Why not? Pretty sure men have the same kind of "pleasure zones" women do in their ass.


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So, what if you have sex with men and like it but aren't attracted to men?