Pizzagate

Cindy · December 06, 2016, 01:10:17 AM

Hey-o, faggots. It's me.

What are this board's thoughts on the fuckin' stupid-ass meme that is pizzagate?

Do you recognize it for the meme it is, or do you think the entire DNC is comprised of satanic child raping cannibals?

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · December 06, 2016, 01:13:29 AM

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Cindy · December 06, 2016, 01:16:10 AM

What would the "in-between" entail?

Because, like, the Podestas are into some weird shit, but I dunno if there really is an in-between in this sort of scenario. A lot of the conspiracy theory is built on pretty far out assumptions and connections that don't make sense unless you'd already accepted it as true.

snee0rp · December 06, 2016, 01:17:32 AM

I'm certain there are pedo rings in Washington's high places. They're in the UK, they're in Hollywood, and we've already seen people like Epstein and other prominent figures go to jail for pedophillic activities.

I'm uncertain as to whether or not Comet Ping Pong was actually involved in organized pedophilia, but the owner himself seems like a total creep to me. I think the near-shooting is definitely fishy, but I don't know if the guy was a plant or not. Either way, pedos in high places just got a major advantage, as now they can group anyone who questions them with shooters and violent schizophrenics.

Cindy · December 06, 2016, 01:23:19 AM

Oh, I wouldn't deny for a second that some government higher-ups, possibly even Podesta, could be involved in child molestation stuff. Power does weird shit to people.

But everything surrounding the pizzagate theory is verbal diarrhea. The "plant" argument is also insanely eye-rolly.

Verbatim · December 06, 2016, 01:24:29 AM

What is pizzagate?

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · December 06, 2016, 01:24:52 AM

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big sponge · December 06, 2016, 01:27:44 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 06, 2016, 01:24:29 AM

What is pizzagate?

A conspiracy theory the alt right believes in that claims that the upper echelon of the DNC is engaged in human trafficking and having sex with children because one of them made a joke in an email about how there was hair on one of their pizzas from a place called comet pizza.

Verbatim · December 06, 2016, 01:28:26 AM

Quote from: LC on December 06, 2016, 01:27:44 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 06, 2016, 01:24:29 AM
What is pizzagate?
A conspiracy theory the alt right believes in that claims that the upper echelon of the DNC is engaged in human trafficking and having sex with children because one of them made a joke in an email about how there was hair on one of their pizzas from a place called comet pizza.

Wew!

Cindy · December 06, 2016, 01:29:21 AM

A conspiracy theory that spiraled out of control.

The general consensus on here seems to be "something's fishy", which is fine, but the hardcore conspiracy theorists are ugh.

Basically, some of the emails from wikileaks detail some odd connections between John Podesta and a theme of pizza. The Podestas are also into some really fuckin' weird avante garde art. A ping-pong pizza place is run by a man formerly convicted of sexual intent with a minor or something like that and is often payed to work at the whitehouse.

So going through a bunch of weird logical loops and self-confirmation biases, a bunch of nutjobs on the internet have convinced themselves that the entire DNC is run by pedophiles - all the way up to Barack Obama - who have satanic ritual dinners where they rape and eat children. The pizza place is a front for a child pedophile ring where they all go to pick up their underage rape victims and the fact that everyone tells them to shut up for being idiots just means they're right and the government is trying to silence them.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · December 06, 2016, 01:34:54 AM

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Alternative Facts · December 06, 2016, 01:49:43 AM

It's bullshit, to be blunt.

Sαndtrap · December 06, 2016, 01:50:30 AM

Quote from: Icy on December 06, 2016, 01:49:43 AM

It's bullshit, to be blunt.

It's comedy, to be cynical.

More Than Mortal · December 06, 2016, 01:53:36 AM

Quote from: Icy on December 06, 2016, 01:49:43 AM

It's bullshit, to be blunt.

High-powered individuals involved in some kind of sick paedophile ring?

It's probably happening, even if 4chan got the details wrong.

Sαndtrap · December 06, 2016, 01:56:27 AM

Quote from: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE on December 06, 2016, 01:53:36 AM

Quote from: Icy on December 06, 2016, 01:49:43 AM
It's bullshit, to be blunt.
High-powered individuals involved in some kind of sick paedophile ring?

It's probably happening, even if 4chan got the details wrong.

Let's all not forget Toronto's mayor anytime soon. It wasn't kids at least.

snee0rp · December 06, 2016, 01:56:38 AM

Quote from: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE on December 06, 2016, 01:53:36 AM

Quote from: Icy on December 06, 2016, 01:49:43 AM
It's bullshit, to be blunt.
High-powered individuals involved in some kind of sick paedophile ring?

It's probably happening, even if 4chan got the details wrong.

This. Someone is using this as an opportunity to cover their ass.

Braixen · December 06, 2016, 04:34:15 AM

it's some fucked up shit

can't believe they were running a child-sex ring in there

fuck Shillary

Mr. Psychologist · December 06, 2016, 04:38:45 AM

I'm pretty sure that the podestas are guilty at the very least, there is that fellow with the 'lolita express' plane too.
It's way too early to say nothing happened but the ones screaming about how the entire DNC and administration are involved is ridiculous.

The 'news' that is screaming blue murder to dismiss and discredit the idea is following a pattern from history all too well though. Prior to operation yewtree, most of the newspapers were relentlessly attacking the victims of jimmy savile (and the rest of the degenerates being rooted out at the moment) to try and shut it all up.

Then of course it turns out that the victims weren't lying for gibs and the police have been going ham to find and convict the bastards before they kick the bucket through old age.

So I'd be careful about buying into any news article that says it's a hoax/unfounded/conspiracy.

challengerX · December 06, 2016, 05:34:40 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · December 06, 2016, 05:41:10 AM

I mean, if podesta and bill were spit roasting ten year old Syrian girls, I really wouldn't doubt it.

Mordo · December 06, 2016, 05:43:02 AM

Here in the UK it was recently uncovered that a whole slew of Tory MPs were involved in several degenerate paedophile rings that everybody branded as "conspiracy theories" before the lid really blew off on it.

So burgers, if you want to learn something from us across the pond, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss this as conspiratorial alt right nonsense like we did. As Meta said, it wouldn't surprise me if it actually was happening in high positions of power in the US, both within Republican and Democrat circles.

challengerX · December 06, 2016, 06:08:31 AM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · December 06, 2016, 08:26:00 AM

shit like that has been happening in the beltway for years so i don't completely doubt it

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DAS B00T x2 · December 06, 2016, 09:07:40 AM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on December 06, 2016, 09:00:36 AM

Quote from: challengerX on December 06, 2016, 06:08:31 AM
Politicians are fucking trash. We need to burn our governments down and start over.
But then we'll just be in an Ancap utopia where everybody has their own personal harem of child sex slaves and people go firing TOW missiles at each other for violating the NAP.

that sounds fantastic

challengerX · December 06, 2016, 09:11:13 AM

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gats · December 06, 2016, 09:13:14 AM

Quote from: challengerX on December 06, 2016, 09:11:13 AM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on December 06, 2016, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: challengerX on December 06, 2016, 06:08:31 AM
Politicians are fucking trash. We need to burn our governments down and start over.
But then we'll just be in an Ancap utopia where everybody has their own personal harem of child sex slaves and people go firing TOW missiles at each other for violating the NAP.
Yeah but if you own a slave you're violating the NAP so I could just kill you and free the slaves.

Interfering in property that isn't yours is in itself a violation.

Deleted · December 06, 2016, 09:48:12 AM

We all know some government officials are certainly running some pedo smugling ring among any number of other things.

That said, hair on a pizza isn't proof of anything other than the fact that said pizza parlor is shit.

Ian · December 06, 2016, 10:13:54 AM

There is definitely something fishy in those emails, the way they talk about "pizza" and shit is certainly more than an extreme love. But to say that it's a child pedophilia trafficking ring is quite a leap.