Yeah, only a couple of days ago, it was record high temperature here for March. Which can get pretty freaking hot since I'm living in California.
I'm so looking forward to it cooling off here.
Oh come on, we both know that'll never happen here. California's like a goddamn furnace any season of the year.
Oh come on, no it isn't.
I live in the god damn desert and it's not even close to hot. Even summer isn't that hot. Want to bitch about hot? Spend a week at the River in July.
You low-landers don't know what Hot is.
The fuck is the River?
Colorado River. Anywhere along the California-Arizona border.
Not only is it humid from the water, it's also 95 at night.
Good lord... Why do people choose to live in such hellish places?