Official General Election thread

Who else is staying up tonight? Thought we should have an official election thread.



To keep up to date with the results
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-uk-election/

Exit polls showing Tories on 316, Lab on 239, LD on 10, UKIP 2, SNP 58, Plaid Cymru on 4 and Greens on 2. Won't be as reliable as last time, but it could mean that the Tories have a chance to continue the current coalition. Hopefully the Liberals don't lose as much, and the Tories remain strong.

Exit polls showing Tories on 316, Lab on 239, LD on 10, UKIP 2, SNP 58, Plaid Cymru on 4 and Greens on 2. Won't be as reliable as last time, but it could mean that the Tories have a chance to continue the current coalition. Hopefully the Liberals don't lose as much, and the Tories remain strong.

Fuck, I feel like Lab made a huge mistake by having the spaz as a leader -_-

Hopefully the ConLib coalition continues...

Hopefully the ConLib coalition continues...

I'd much prefer the Libs than the DUP -_-

Stickying until the hype train has finished crashing <_<

Stickying until the hype train has finished crashing <_<

GET FUCKING #SHREKT LABOUR

GET FUCKED IN THE BUM HOEL YOU SOSHALIST CUNTS

i voted ukip because im sick to death of all these cats coming into our country and not speaking our language

srsly though, i don't like cameron, sure the economy has gotten better but at what cost? all they've done is cut, cut and cut. where do i see any real improvement? 

Stickying until the hype train has finished crashing <_<

GET FUCKING #SHREKT LABOUR

GET FUCKED IN THE BUM HOEL YOU SOSHALIST CUNTS

lol

This could be quite amusing if they do pull off a solid win.

And by amusing I mean time to despair ;_;

But yeah, sticky for the bonger politics until it's all ogre.

Stickying until the hype train has finished crashing <_<

GET FUCKING #SHREKT LABOUR

GET FUCKED IN THE BUM HOEL YOU SOSHALIST CUNTS

lol

This could be quite amusing if they do pull off a solid win.

And by amusing I mean time to despair ;_;

But yeah, sticky for the bonger politics until it's all ogre.

lol the yanks will just have to

they just mentioned fedoras

the closing polls though
fuck
not cameron for another five years
plss
i should assassinate cameron, psy give me the order and it'll be done

i should assassinate cameron

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i should assassinate cameron

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we've been on the watchlist ever since comms came back bro

i should assassinate cameron

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It's fine, I've had NSA, GCHQ and Mossad watching me for a while

I'm fairly sure we'll get a second general election before Christmas >.>

I'm fairly sure we'll get a second general election before Christmas >.>

Is that possible?

I'm fairly sure we'll get a second general election before Christmas >.>

Is that possible?

Yes. It doesn't look like anybody will be able to form a stable government.

If David Cameron wins an overall majority I'll wank myself into a coma

>yfw the poor are fucked

If David Cameron wins an overall majority I'll wank myself into a coma

No way he will.

This poll is optimistic for the Tories and SNP, and pessimistic for Labour and the Liberal Democrats if anything. Broadly, the gains and losses are probably correct, but I'd doubt the specifics.

So how will the results work? Will we get individual polling results from each constituency over the night, or will it be announced first thing in the morning?

So how will the results work?

All the constituencies announce through the night.

Final results will be in by 7am.

Hope you've made coffee

Lol, more UKIP votes in Sunderland than Tory votes.

Double lol, more Green votes than Liberal.

Massive increase in UKIP vote, though.

LMAO NICK CLEGG ON SUICIDE WATCH

based cameron has it in the bag

FUCK, DUP got my constituency.

Liberal Democrat sources say the result in Kingston and Surbiton is "genuinely close". The seat has been held by Ed Davey - pictured above with Nick Clegg - who is the energy and climate change secretary, since 1997. The source says neither the Lib Dems nor the Conservatives know who has won.

fuck my constituency man, it's been a lib dem haven for the past 18 years