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If you wanted a bag of Doritos from one of Brad Appelhans' experimental vending machines, you'd have to wait. The associate professor of preventative medicine at Rush University Medical Center designed a device that fits inside of vending machines and waits 25 seconds before releasing the typical processed snacks. But healthier fare — like peanuts or popcorn — drops instantly.

Think of it as a sort of "time tax." The idea is that every second you spend waiting for a snack will make you want it less, similar to how a tax on sugary drinks might get you to buy less soda, Appelhans says.

"We were interested in the ability to test whether time delays can nudge people to healthier choices," he says.

So, he created DISC, or "Delays to Influence Snack Choice," to test the idea. The device is a platform inserted inside a vending machine that catches snacks falling from the top half of the machine, where a vending machine operator would sort all of the unhealthy snacks. On the display window, a written decal tells customers they'll have to wait for an extra 25 seconds for less-healthy snacks.

When a snack falls onto DISC, it triggers a 25-second countdown on the vending machine's display screen. At the end of the countdown, DISC drops its platform and the snack falls into the vending machine's bay. Healthier snacks are all sorted into the bottom half of the vending machine and so would bypass the platform altogether.

To qualify as "healthy," snacks had to meet 5 out of 7 criteria, such as packing fewer than 250 calories, 350 mg of sodium or 10 mg of added sugars per serving, containing no transfats or getting less than 35 percent of their calories from fat. (Some might quibble with that last point.)

It's the food stamp debate all over again. Pick up a fucking banana every once in a while, or if you're so desperate for a bunch of candy bars, actually do shit afterwards to get rid of the weight.


 
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I imagine these devices will just see a decrease in revenue overall rather than more people picking the "healthier" snacks


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this is some shit a rich-ass private middle school would pull


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Do all the active shit you want to afterwords. If you're still eating loads of sugar and processed foods then you're going to be unhealthy regardless.

Also, this doesn't seem like it's going to curb the appetite people have for unhealthy foods. That shit is literally an addiction.
Last Edit: April 02, 2017, 12:38:35 PM by Aether


 
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this is some shit a rich-ass private middle school would pull

can confirm


 
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This seems like a very shitty way to guilt trip someone.


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People still use vending machines? Huh.


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Bad business.


 
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People still use vending machines? Huh.
wat? theyre all over. especially campuses and hospitals. i doubt theyre going away any time soon


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We had a situation at school once where someone was dangerously hypoglycemic so I had to rush to a vending machine to get the most sugary shit I could.

This woulda been the ultimate irony.


 
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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
If you're that much of a buttergolem then a 20 second wait on a Mars bar isn't really going to dissuade you.


 
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It's easier to just promote healthy eating, or just don't stock them.

Idk, this seems really stupid.


 
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If you're that much of a buttergolem then a 20 second wait on a Mars bar isn't really going to dissuade you.
the whole point of a vending machine is instant gratification.
Also, now you're turning away potential buyers who walk up to the machine behind two fat girls at a rest stop on I-80 that somehow crawled out of a sub-compact hatchback together.

Nobody but schools and hospitals would ever consider this idea.


 
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Nobody but schools and hospitals would ever consider this idea.
Yeah schools is the only thing I was thinking of


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Nobody but schools and hospitals would ever consider this idea.
Yeah schools is the only thing I was thinking of
I remember when my school removed the unhealthy food from vending machines entirely. literally no one used it after that, even the staff.


 
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Nobody but schools and hospitals would ever consider this idea.
Yeah schools is the only thing I was thinking of
I remember when my school removed the unhealthy food from vending machines entirely. literally no one used it after that, even the staff.
i would


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People still use vending machines? Huh.
I've got one in the common area in my uni accommodation, pretty good for getting a snack before class


 
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People still use vending machines? Huh.
I've got one in the common area in my uni accommodation, pretty good for getting a snack before class
Pretty much this. Something to hold you over for a meal.


 
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Junk food is an addiction. As a fatty, a mere 25s delay is not going to prevent me from getting a bag of Doritos when I'm on my break and they're the cheapest thing in the vending machine. You know what would? Double the price of the Doritos and make the healthier alternatives cheaper. You really want to lower obesity in this country? Instate a junk food tax and subsidize healthier foods. I am a fatty, but above all I'm a cheap ass. Nothing would get me to kick that addiction faster than taxing the shit out of it.
Yeah, you say that now, but tax hikes never stopped smokers and drinkers.


 
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Because it's not priced high enough. I've seen many people at Disney put a six pack of beer back in the cooler when they learn we charge it $18.

Yeah, you say that now, but tax hikes never stopped smokers and drinkers.


 
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Because it's not priced high enough.
Fuck you


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Get out of here you hedonistic degenerate. Go slowly kill yourself with cancer inducing shit somewhere else.

Fuck you


 
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Get out of here you hedonistic degenerate. Go slowly kill yourself with cancer inducing shit somewhere else.

Fuck you
>cancer
>Alcohol
>foreign substance that can actually combat the development of free radicals in the body that lead to tumor growths

Wrong symptoms, shitlib.


 
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taxing lifeless degenerates into oblivion gives me a rock hard one