Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house

 
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Vice President and conservative campaigner Mike Pence has today used the power vested to him as Vice President of the United States to issue a proclamation that nobody in his house is allowed to use the unisex toilet adjoining the spare bedroom. Calling the Caroma Uniset liberal propaganda, Mr Pence warned that anyone caught within five meters of the guest room en-suite would be damned to the fires of an eternal hell.

“It’s just not natural” Pence explained to his wife as she urgently hopped back and forth on the balls of her feet. “I’m afraid from now on you’re just going to have to use the women’s bathroom at the park down the road, or hold it in until we visit the mall on Sundays.”

Pence however was quick to clarify that his stance was in no way related to bigotry against women nor was it linked to his deep-seated hatred of trans people. “I’m simply following the teachings of the Bible, and helping others see exactly how Jesus felt about the designation of public bathrooms at schools and local shopping malls,” said Pence. “When God created Adam and Eve he did so with the explicit instruction that they not use the same porcelain lavatories to dispose of their bodily waste. The supreme being is very concerned with these things you know. That’s why he never gets around to solving the whole starving children thing.”

 
 
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"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
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I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
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Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
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I remember when you fell for drumpfs bullshit when he said he doesn't care what bathroom trans people use.
Uhhh what. Pretty sure you're thinking of the wrong person. In any case Trump just does what Bannon wants, I don't think he has any real opinions.

 
 
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Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
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Uhhh what. Pretty sure you're thinking of the wrong person. In any case Trump just does what Bannon wants, I don't think he has any real opinions.
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and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
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I remember when you fell for drumpfs bullshit when he said he doesn't care what bathroom trans people use.
Uhhh what. Pretty sure you're thinking of the wrong person. In any case Trump just does what Bannon wants, I don't think he has any real opinions.
You it was you
I genuinely don't remember that but I might've said something about him not caring. But I also knew he was extremely flip floppy and that anything he says ultimately doesn't matter much until he actually starts doing things. Trump's actual opinions don't matter, he does what his handlers want.
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I remember when you fell for drumpfs bullshit when he said he doesn't care what bathroom trans people use.
Uhhh what. Pretty sure you're thinking of the wrong person. In any case Trump just does what Bannon wants, I don't think he has any real opinions.
You it was you
I genuinely don't remember that but I might've said something about him not caring. But I also knew he was extremely flip floppy and that anything he says ultimately doesn't matter much until he actually starts doing things. Trump's actual opinions don't matter, he does what his handlers want.
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