Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK

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It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub
nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.
who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"


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Wait does that mean no more Taxi videos??
BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY PAY THEIR FARE??
oh god those are funny as shit

I don't even whack it to them I just think they're hilarious


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub
nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.
who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"
British has become a pejorative term for a white trash woman, which a lot of people have a fetish for.


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It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub
nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.
who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"
British has become a pejorative term for a white trash woman, which a lot of people have a fetish for.
wait for real

This is news to me


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Laws like these are passed in order to add even more charges to the likes of molesters, rapists, pedophiles, and anybody  else the sexually violates an individual. What it also does is create criminals out of Bob and Janet who decided to have a kinky night at home


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Give me a rundown, link won't work.
The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

-Spanking

-Caning

-Aggressive whipping

-Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

-Physical or verbal abuse (regardless if consensual)

-Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

-Strangulation

-Facesitting

-Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.
Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 02:55:07 PM by Madman Mordo


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My stupidity is self evident.
Give me a rundown, link won't work.
The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.
Jesus christ, it appears the moral police got to you guys before they got us.
Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 03:03:20 PM by SexyPiranha


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Give me a rundown, link won't work.
The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.
Jesus christ, it appears the moral police got to you guys they got us.

bongistan fell a long time ago


 
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Citizen, it's like you want the Eurasians to win. Report yourself for re-education, at once. It's a doubleplusgood bellyfeel!

Remember, we're over there to keep your safe here from the Eastasians.



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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Citizen, it's like you want the Eurasians to win. Report yourself for re-education, at once. It's a doubleplusgood bellyfeel!

Remember, we're over there to keep your safe here from the Eastasians.
Reported for thought crimes.

ENGLAND PREVAILS


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Glad to see that footstooling isn't banned


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It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub
nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.
who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"
Chavs aren't people, you know. People in Britain don't speak anything like that.


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So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?
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No, just don't livestream it.


 
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Oh well.

No, just don't livestream it.


 
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So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?
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No, just don't livestream it.

So men can livestream themselves masturbating, but women can't? I think I know which team your politicians bat for.


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So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?
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No, just don't livestream it.

So men can livestream themselves masturbating, but women can't? I think I know which team your politicians bat for.
Well, technically, women can livestream, you can't video and publish women 'squirting' or 'ejaculating' according to the article, I guess you can livestream it if you don't enjoy it lol.
Still just as stupid though. The justification is probably something like "we're trying to protect kids" even though it's adult content anyway.

I doubt much will change though, unless the porn police want to watch us watching porn to make sure it's perfectly legal porn.


 
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So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?
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Female ejaculation
No, just don't livestream it.

So men can livestream themselves masturbating, but women can't? I think I know which team your politicians bat for.
Well, technically, women can livestream, you can't video and publish women 'squirting' or 'ejaculating' according to the article, I guess you can livestream it if you don't enjoy it lol.
Still just as stupid though. The justification is probably something like "we're trying to protect kids" even though it's adult content anyway.

I doubt much will change though, unless the porn police want to watch us watching porn to make sure it's perfectly legal porn.

Men still aren't banned from masturbating until they cum in porn. Your politicians like the penis.


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So, they're restricting women in porn for their bias reasons. Now, here's the kicker. What about the gay porn?


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Let's be honest- when's the last time you watched English porn?

Yesterday.


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So bongs, what's it like having your government watching you fap, telling you when you can fap, and what to fap to? I'm sure it's all in your best interest!


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
So basically all of BDSM.

lolUK.