CONAKRY, Sept 18 (Reuters) - Eight bodies, including those of three journalists, were found after an attack on a team trying to educate locals on the risks of the Ebola virus in a remote area of southeastern Guinea, a government spokesman said on Thursday."The eight bodies were found in the village latrine. Three of them had their throats slit," Damantang Albert Camara told Reuters. (Reporting by Saliou Samb; Writing by Bate Felix; Editing by Robin Pomeroy)
Solution Alpha: Nuke Africa.
Nuking? Really? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. SpoilerWe obviously need to napalm bomb them.