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Rockets on my X
And on that note, I'm being boring, I know. I apologize.
it's 'cause you don't have an avatar, bro

you've stared into the abyss--now it stares into you

or some shit

Actually it's because Bungie.shit's semen coloured flashbang grenade webpages burnt my eyes out. to only one shade of viewable colour.

I now desire semen coloured cleanliness.

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Like this white ass cracker.




 
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Rockets on my X
What a rather interesting coincidence.

Mr. Clean looks vaugly remiscent of depections of a godlike being.


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As God, I use my access to all knowledge and my absolute morality to determine what should be done, and then I do it. To be quite honest it's hard to imagine being able to even choose whether I do that or not, the act of refusing something in favor of personal satisfaction doesn't seem applicable to a God.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.


The obvious answer.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
I would help the world how ever I can. Whats the point of all this power if you don't use it for a good reason.
Also scare all my old friends and family that were assholes.


 
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The obvious answer.
He snapped a chain! He snapped a chain!


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Bow to me mortals or you shall feel my wrath


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Basically a bigger game of simcity. Torment all the NPCs.

Then start again and put us in space with a couple hundred planets to colonise. Then alter the laws of physics and mess around with universe-building for an eternity.


 
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Make existence perfect.


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Live out my life as normal, and help others along the way probably.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Make existence perfect.
Would you finally give Captain Picard hair?


 
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Would you finally give Captain Picard hair?

If he truly wanted it, yes.

I feel like I would essentially make everyone a master of their own universe, where anything that's tangible is just a product of the user's mind. No consequences.

Or do the easy thing and end all existence ever. But I want to be Big Boss so bad.


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Make existence perfect.
Would you finally give Captain Picard hair?

If he truly wanted it, yes.

I feel like I would essentially make everyone a master of their own universe, where anything that's tangible is just a product of the user's mind. No consequences.

Or do the easy thing and end all existence ever. But I want to be Big Boss so bad.
I would think making everyone a master of the universe in some way sounds fun. An utopia of supermen and superwomen, would be preferable over oblivion.


 
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I would think making everyone a master of the universe in some way sounds fun. An utopia of supermen and superwomen, would be preferable over oblivion.

For it to be preferable over oblivion it would have to be absolutely blissful; perfect.

But I see what you're saying. I would cut off my arm to be able to do the same to my foes with heat vision.


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I would think making everyone a master of the universe in some way sounds fun. An utopia of supermen and superwomen, would be preferable over oblivion.

For it to be preferable over oblivion it would have to be absolutely blissful; perfect.

But I see what you're saying. I would cut off my arm to be able to do the same to my foes with heat vision.
That's why I said utopia, dummy.
Heat vision is always awesome. Oh boy what I would give for flight as well...


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Create an afterlife where everyone goes to when they die. Then give myself immortality and live my life on Earth in luxury.

I wouldn't announce my godhood to everyone or anything like that.
Last Edit: August 18, 2015, 12:33:02 PM by SecondClass


 
Elai
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That's why I said utopia, dummy.

I dun Konami'd.

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Heat vision is always awesome. Oh boy what I would give for flight as well...

Yeah, especially at FTL speeds. Plus not needing anything but sunlight.



Actually yeah now that I think about it photosynthesis is my favourite of Superman's powers lol


 
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Create an afterlife where everyone goes to when they die. Then give myself immortality and live my life on Earth in luxury.

What would people do in the afterlife?

It would just be easier to let everyone die off. If you're omnipotent just make everyone sterile.


 
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I'd probably say "fuck all this shit" and go make a new universe somewhere else.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Create an afterlife where everyone goes to when they die. Then give myself immortality and live my life on Earth in luxury.

What would people do in the afterlife?

It would just be easier to let everyone die off. If you're omnipotent just make everyone sterile.
Nonexistence is the worst possible fate. In the afterlife, everyone would have their own personal heaven. Similar to what Verb said, in a way.


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Create an afterlife where everyone goes to when they die. Then give myself immortality and live my life on Earth in luxury.

What would people do in the afterlife?

It would just be easier to let everyone die off. If you're omnipotent just make everyone sterile.
Instead give them immortality, that would naturally give people are reason not to mate.


 
Elai
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Nonexistence is the worst possible fate.

I don't wanna turn this into that conversation, but...

you can't honestly believe that.


 
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Instead give them immortality, that would naturally give people are reason not to mate.

I'd sooner give them eternal youth. People shouldn't be forced to be alive, ala, immortality. But if they wanna live forever, more power to 'em.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Nonexistence is the worst possible fate.

I don't wanna turn this into that conversation, but...

you can't honestly believe that.
I honestly do...


 
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I honestly do...

Erm... why?

(Last response Korra, I promise. I won't turn this into an antinatalism thread. I just want to hear Class's thoughts).


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I honestly do...

Erm... why?

(Last response Korra, I promise. I won't turn this into an antinatalism thread. I just want to hear Class's thoughts).
It's pretty self-explanatory. Everything is existence. Everything you love, everything you hate, everything you've ever done or will do. When it ends...there's nothing. If you can't see why that's torture, I can't really explain it.


 
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When it ends...there's nothing.

Oh okay, you misunderstood what I said.

Nothing to see here, move along.


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Let life get on without interference because I'm fucking lazy


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Nonexistence is the worst possible fate.

I don't wanna turn this into that conversation, but...

you can't honestly believe that.
I honestly do...
It's honestly kind of insulting that you think that. Try telling these folks or these fellas just how lucky they are to be existing and experiencing what they are. And how not being able to feel their world is such a horrible fate.


 
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It's honestly kind of insulting that you think that. Try telling these folks or these fellas just how lucky they are to be existing and experiencing what they are. And how not being able to feel their world is such a horrible fate.

I really don't think it's going to be worth arguing about. That's why I left it alone.