>wake up, go down to breakfast
>mom and her boyfriend sit at the table
>oh, hi champ... oops, I think you put two different socks today!
>don't encourage him bob, it's his long-overdue phase...
>I hit the table, then try to calm down
>heh... a phase... let me tell you, mother, do you know what else is a long-overdue phase? SOCIETY
>go to school
>have to wear uniform, so put two black socks over my red and green
I was walking like that all day, no one suspected anything... fools... heh... fools...