Circumcision needs to be banned

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It also doesn't benefit males in any possible way. Prove me wrong.


 
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- it looks better (objectively—anyone who disagrees is a fucking idiot—and no, being gay doesn't make you more objective)
- it's cleaner, since you get to spend less time in the shower (yes, even if it were just one second, that is STILL time saved—absolutely no intelligent person wants to put up with cleaning their smegma, because it's the most disgusting thing in the world)
- it's healthier, as having foreskin just makes it easier to contract some pretty horrible diseases like HIV, and it's also one less organ that can potentially get cancer
- getting the procedure done-and-over-with as a baby means that you won't have to make the conscious choice to get it done as an adult, which is fantastic, because at that point, you're going to become too attached to your junk to make the right decision
- it also has the slightest chance of killing you before you get to live out your shitty fucking life, which is fucking awesome
- the idea of decreasing your nerve endings, making sex feel less good, is inherently appealing to anyone who is intelligent

It would seem to me as though having foreskin has no benefits whatsoever, and anyone who'd want to keep theirs is stupid. It's absolutely superfluous, and being cut is superior in every conceivable way that matters to anybody with a brain.

Your ONE linchpin argument has to do with the consent issue, and if that's your argument, you'd pretty much have to concede to broader consent-concerned arguments as well, such as anti-natalism, in order to be logically consistent. So if circumcision is wrong because "muh consent," in spite of the fact that it's impossible to get that from a baby, then it's also wrong to conceive a child in the first place, because they can't consent to that either. So you're either wrong, or an anti-natalist. You can only pick one.

As for the benefits, I just listed a plethora of them, and every single "con" you could possibly think of is actually an argument for circumcision, not against it.

And for the love of god, don't talk about psychological issues. That doesn't come close to being a compelling argument, because fucking everyone has psychological issues. I'll take a few of those in exchange for a cleaner, healthier, and better looking dick, thank you very much. You're bound to develop a few mental issues anyway, because it's a fucked up world that we live in. So you might as well get a better cock out of the deal, because you're stuck with that cock for life.

I should also acknowledge that most of your sexual partners will prefer circumcised men (as they should, because it's objectively better). If they say otherwise, they're either lying to make you feel better, or they're stupid/crazy—and as the bros say, you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy.
Last Edit: May 26, 2019, 08:30:17 AM by Verbatim


 
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Literally the only decent argument against it is that it would result in stupid people having it done in poor circumstances without proper medical training or equipment.

Everything else, including Verb's list of bad points and contradictory attitude towards consent and suffering, are stupid and easily refuted.  There's something about this topic that strikes a nerve because all reason and consistency goes out the window in an instant. Thankfully the practice is rapidly going out of style even in the US.
Last Edit: June 03, 2019, 05:12:06 AM by Flee


 
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including Verb's list of bad points and contradictory attitude towards consent and suffering
every one of them is golden, and you're the hypocrite, actually


 
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I should also acknowledge that most of your sexual partners will prefer circumcised men (as they should, because it's objectively better). If they say otherwise, they're either lying to make you feel better, or they're stupid/crazy—and as the bros say, you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy.
how would you know


 
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I should also acknowledge that most of your sexual partners will prefer circumcised men (as they should, because it's objectively better). If they say otherwise, they're either lying to make you feel better, or they're stupid/crazy—and as the bros say, you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy.
how would you know
it's common knowledge

even if i were wrong, and 99% of women prefer uncircumcised men, that just means 99% of women are crazy and disgusting

(and that obviously includes gay men)
Last Edit: June 04, 2019, 05:16:53 PM by Verbatim


 
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that's not to say you should ever make personal life decisions based on what other people want, or anything

but it's still an argument for circumcision, and i'm going to use every argument possible
Last Edit: June 04, 2019, 05:37:53 PM by Verbatim


 
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speaking as a certified trap™ not getting SRS, I'm very glad I was circumcised as a baby and jaco is 1000% right here


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Apathy is death
Serious discussion lol


 
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There's something about this topic that strikes a nerve because all reason and consistency goes out the window in an instant.
i agree, you should definitely work on that


 
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Serious discussion lol
yeah, how isn't it?


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Apathy is death
Serious discussion lol
yeah, how isn't it?
I just find it funny that out of all topics that could be possibly discussed in serious this comes up.


 
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Serious discussion lol
yeah, how isn't it?
I just find it funny that out of all topics that could be possibly discussed in serious this comes up.
W H Y


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
damn i might have a sunk cost fallacy with my pee pee