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They're not harming you or anyone else. You get unhappy all by yourself.
Because it's.. factually stupid
how many times do we have to tell you that this isnt true before you get it through your thick skull that your personal feelings dont equate to objective truth?


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They're not harming you or anyone else. You get unhappy all by yourself.
Because it's.. factually stupid
how many times do we have to tell you that this isnt true before you get it through your thick skull that your personal feelings dont equate to objective truth?
He legitimately believes they're one in the same, but he'd never actually admit as much because, you know, pseudointellect.


 
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It's factually stupid to get unhappy over nothing.
Except I'm not getting unhappy over "nothing." I'm getting unhappy over the fact that I waste 30~ minutes of my life jerking off every week--30 minutes that could be spent on fucking anything else. Getting unhappy over wasted time is perfectly rational.
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Ok?
That's what they deserve.

Along with jailtime, if they're underage.


 
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They're not harming you or anyone else. You get unhappy all by yourself.
Because it's.. factually stupid
how many times do we have to tell you that this isnt true before you get it through your thick skull that your personal feelings dont equate to objective truth?
How many times do I have to tell you that saying this doesn't demonstrate that what I'm saying isn't the objective truth?

Prove me the fuck wrong.


 
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He legitimately believes they're one in the same
Morality is objective, but this subject has zip to do with morality.

You're not immoral if you drink--you're just a fucking idiot.


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They're not harming you or anyone else. You get unhappy all by yourself.
Because it's.. factually stupid
how many times do we have to tell you that this isnt true before you get it through your thick skull that your personal feelings dont equate to objective truth?
How many times do I have to tell you that saying this doesn't demonstrate that what I'm saying isn't the objective truth?

Prove me the fuck wrong.
the burden of proof is on you because you made the original assertion of objective reality.


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They're not harming you or anyone else. You get unhappy all by yourself.
Because it's.. factually stupid
how many times do we have to tell you that this isnt true before you get it through your thick skull that your personal feelings dont equate to objective truth?
I can't prove my own argument right, so you have to prove it wrong.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof


 
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the burden of proof is on you because you made the original assertion of objective reality.
Except I already have, five hundred billion times in the past.

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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD
Prove me wrong.


 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
To which one might counter- Do you really need a high capacity thirty-shot assault bottle?
SHALL
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the burden of proof is on you because you made the original assertion of objective reality.
Except I already have, five hundred billion times in the past.

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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD
Prove me wrong.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof


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To which one might counter- Do you really need a high capacity thirty-shot assault bottle?
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no personal attacks in serious, but shitposting like this is OK

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the burden of proof is on you because you made the original assertion of objective reality.
Except I already have, five hundred billion times in the past.

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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD
Prove me wrong.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof

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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD


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He legitimately believes they're one in the same
Morality is objective, but this subject has zip to do with morality.

You're not immoral if you drink--you're just a fucking idiot.
"factually"

I suppose this guy must have been pretty dumb, too?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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the burden of proof is on you because you made the original assertion of objective reality.
Except I already have, five hundred billion times in the past.

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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD
Prove me wrong.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof

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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD
don't blow a gasket now, lad



 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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He legitimately believes they're one in the same
Morality is objective, but this subject has zip to do with morality.

You're not immoral if you drink--you're just a fucking idiot.
"factually"

I suppose this guy must have been pretty dumb, too?
If the most intelligent person who ever lived could have his intelligence represented by the number 1,000,000, it would drop to 999,000 if he drank.

In other words, intelligent people are capable of doing bumfuck retarded-ass shit.
Last Edit: January 19, 2016, 04:29:43 PM by Fuddy Duddy II


 
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You don't have to masturbate, dude.
People don't have to drink, either.

What the fuck is your point.

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I think a fine is enough punishment.
Whatever. I'd rather rip their limbs off and feed them to dogs, but you know, whatever works.


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He legitimately believes they're one in the same
Morality is objective, but this subject has zip to do with morality.

You're not immoral if you drink--you're just a fucking idiot.
"factually"

I suppose this guy must have been pretty dumb, too?
If the most intelligent person who ever lived could have his intelligence represented by the number 1,000,000, it would drop to 999,999,000 if he drank.

In other words, intelligent people are capable of doing bumfuck retarded-ass shit.
lol so it would improve if he drank


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Someday, somewhere
Flee don't lock this I'm having a good time reading.


 
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don't blow a gasket now, lad


>"I'm making a claim that is bolstered by facts and logic. Prove me wrong."
>"but sirr, u must have teh birden of pr00f!!! xD"
>"Um, okay? I presented you my proof already, but since you missed it the first time, here it is again."
>"LELELELE don't blow a gasket now, lad xdDDSasdas"

Kick this kid from Serious.


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I think a fine is enough punishment.
Whatever. I'd rather rip their limbs off and feed them to dogs, but you know, whatever works.
Dude, seriously, what the fuck is going on with you? Shit like this makes me feel like the people around you are in danger. If it were Loaf saying this it would be different, but you tend to mean what you say- get help, please, before you hurt someone.


 
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lol so it would improve if he drank
LEL I'M GONNA RESPOND TO HIS TYPO INSTEAD OF THE ARGUMENT BECAUSE I R TEH DEBATING MASTURRR LOL

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don't blow a gasket now, lad


>"I'm making a claim that is bolstered by facts and logic. Prove me wrong."
>"but sirr, u must have teh birden of pr00f!!! xD"
>"Um, okay? I presented you my proof already, but since you missed it the first time, here it is again."
>"LELELELE don't blow a gasket now, lad xdDDSasdas"

Kick this kid from Serious.
That was not 'proof' by any stretch of the imagination.


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lol so it would improve if he drank
LEL I'M GONNA RESPOND TO HIS TYPO INSTEAD OF THE ARGUMENT BECAUSE I R TEH DEBATING MASTURRR LOL

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I think a fine is enough punishment.
Whatever. I'd rather rip their limbs off and feed them to dogs, but you know, whatever works.
Dude, seriously, what the fuck is going on with you? Shit like this makes me feel like the people around you are in danger. If it were Loaf saying this it would be different, but you tend to mean what you say- get help, please, before you hurt someone.
LOL Fuck off dude. Calm down.
Tell me why I shouldn't be concerned about this, please.