Noth Korea claims "Military Muscle" staved off their inevitable buttfucking.

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Kim Jong Un should get his own show on Comedy Central

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The deal, announced early Tuesday, ended an impasse that had threatened to escalate into full-scale military confrontation. Pyongyang expressed regret over its provocations β€” including a land mine explosion this month that injured two South Korean soldiers β€” and pledged to stop them. In return, Seoul agreed to halt anti-North Korean messages broadcast across the border.

Calling the standoff "the most dangerous situation which reached the brink of war," Kim discussed with military and other officials the "important strategic tasks to bolster up the national defense capability as firm as (an) iron wall," according to KCNA.

What Lil' Kim really meant is that he shit himself when China started rolling up tanks and infantry along their border.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I hope i get to see the shit unfold in that part of the world


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I hope i get to see the shit unfold in that part of the world


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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I hope i get to see the shit unfold in that part of the world
Same here because I want a MASH 2.