3, non-negotiable things you look for in a spouse

 
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1: Have a very basic mechanical inclination or be at least willing to learn. At least be able to shut the water off in case of a burst pipe when I'm away or change your own motor oil. Don't run your car out of gas and then call me wondering why it won't start.
2: Compatible/similar food tastes. Eating together counts for more than sleeping together in terms of having to live with someone.


That's about it really... I guess for number three I'd say that a female would need to understand that they're with a vers. bisexual male and should be prepared to, on occasion, "man up" in the bedroom. 


 
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I guess for number three I'd say that a female would need to understand that they're with a vers. bisexual male and should be prepared to, on occasion, "man up" in the bedroom.

Heh. I hear you, dude.


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That's about it really... I guess for number three I'd say that a female would need to understand that they're with a vers. bisexual male and should be prepared to, on occasion, "man up" in the bedroom.

WHOA now don't make it too steamy in here


 
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That's about it really... I guess for number three I'd say that a female would need to understand that they're with a vers. bisexual male and should be prepared to, on occasion, "man up" in the bedroom.

WHOA now don't make it too steamy in here
I could be more descriptive if you like.


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That's about it really... I guess for number three I'd say that a female would need to understand that they're with a vers. bisexual male and should be prepared to, on occasion, "man up" in the bedroom.

WHOA now don't make it too steamy in here
I could be more descriptive if you like.

I dare you


 
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1. Can't be dumb
2. Not a whore
3. Not super religious


 
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1. Can't be dumb
2. Not a whore
3. Not super religious

Define "whore".


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1. Not be a lazy cunt
2. Not crazy about a belief that they'd force it onto potential children
3. Not be a push over


 
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1. Not be a lazy cunt
2. Not crazy about a belief that they'd force it onto potential children
3. Not be a push over

2 and 3 might contradict each other, eh?


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1. Not be a lazy cunt
2. Not crazy about a belief that they'd force it onto potential children
3. Not be a push over

2 and 3 might contradict each other, eh?
In some cases yeah.


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1. Athletic
2. Adventurous
3.Takes care of herself both physically and mentally


 
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1. Athletic
2. Adventurous
3.Takes care of herself both physically and mentally

I can understand 3, but you honestly wouldn't be with someone if they weren't "adventurous"?


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1. Athletic
2. Adventurous
3.Takes care of herself both physically and mentally

I can understand 3, but you honestly wouldn't be with someone if they weren't "adventurous"?

Yea

If I'm going to be with someone they need to be ready to do lots of stuff

can't have any couch potatoes


 
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1. Athletic
2. Adventurous
3.Takes care of herself both physically and mentally

I can understand 3, but you honestly wouldn't be with someone if they weren't "adventurous"?

Yea

If I'm going to be with someone they need to be ready to do lots of stuff

can't have any couch potatoes

There are shades of gray, y'know. It's not one or the other.

What if they were in the middle between couch potato and adventurous?


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1. Athletic
2. Adventurous
3.Takes care of herself both physically and mentally

I can understand 3, but you honestly wouldn't be with someone if they weren't "adventurous"?

Yea

If I'm going to be with someone they need to be ready to do lots of stuff

can't have any couch potatoes

There are shades of gray, y'know. It's not one or the other.

What if they were in the middle between couch potato and adventurous?

That's fine because they're still adventurous.

They just have to be up to do anything


 
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1. Can't be dumb
2. Not a whore
3. Not super religious

Define "whore".
If she had been known to cheat(or has sucked a lot dick for money)


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1. Attractive (this is a given)
2. Mostly similar ideologies (otherwise, raising children would be a nightmare)
3. Willingness to compromise


 
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1. Can't be dumb
2. Not a whore
3. Not super religious

Define "whore".
If she had been known to cheat(or has sucked a lot dick for money)

I think pretty much everyone would agree with you. But it is interesting that you include that on your 3 non-negotiables.

Did something like that happen to you in the past?


 
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1. Can't be dumb
2. Not a whore
3. Not super religious

Define "whore".
If she had been known to cheat(or has sucked a lot dick for money)

I think pretty much everyone would agree with you. But it is interesting that you include that on your 3 non-negotiables.

Did something like that happen to you in the past?
No but I know this girl who's just like that


 
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1. Can't be dumb
2. Not a whore
3. Not super religious

Define "whore".
If she had been known to cheat(or has sucked a lot dick for money)

I think pretty much everyone would agree with you. But it is interesting that you include that on your 3 non-negotiables.

Did something like that happen to you in the past?
No but I know this girl who's just like that

Ah, gotcha.
I just thought it might've happened to you in the past for you to specifically state that it's non-negotiable.


 
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Honestly. I'm not expecting much. I'm not placing my thoughts down on some image of perfection and I'm not even expecting anything anymore.

1. Don't be fat or morbidly obese
2. Is on par with my head or is smarter than me
3. Homey and clingy

I'm used to working around ladies who work. So having excess weight is a no no. I live actively. Chubby's fine. But I like a lady who's not afraid to get her hands dirty.

Having somebody with a similiar head or one better than mine means lots of good conversation.

Somebody who likes the peace and quiet of home who will put the amount of attention on me as I put out on them would cement the deal.

But. Pipe dreams to be sure. It's gonna be a long haul.


 
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Honestly. I'm not expecting much. I'm not placing my thoughts down on some image of perfection and I'm not even expecting anything anymore.

1. Don't be fat or morbidly obese
2. Is on par with my head or is smarter than me
3. Homey and clingy

I'm used to working around ladies who work. So having excess weight is a no no. I live actively. Chubby's fine. But I like a lady who's not afraid to get her hands dirty.

Having somebody with a similiar head or one better than mine means lots of good conversation.

Somebody who likes the peace and quiet of home who will put the amount of attention on me as I put out on them would cement the deal.

But. Pipe dreams to be sure. It's gonna be a long haul.

You would honestly not be with the love of your life if they weren't homey/clingy?