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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 22, 2018, 09:12:08 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why Do Guys Call Traps “She”?
« on: January 22, 2018, 09:06:31 PM »
A trap without a penis is a girl

A girl with a penis is a trap

A girl under 18 is also a trap

You call a trap a she (he)

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The Flood / Re: Proof of Liberal Hypocrisy
« on: January 22, 2018, 08:49:14 PM »
So has the government shut down over there yet?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 22, 2018, 08:48:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good ways to reduce stress (illegally)
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:53:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good ways to reduce stress (illegally)
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:51:00 PM »
Poor Nate Dogg man he became a normie meme
When was he ever not mainstream?

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The Flood / Re: Good ways to reduce stress (illegally)
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:46:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Good ways to reduce stress (illegally)
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:42:47 PM »
 WEED

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The Flood / Re: Good ways to reduce stress (legally)
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:41:57 PM »
Do you exercise?

If not go for a brisk walk in the morning/afternoon, or even a jog. I felt exercise over the past few months has calmed me down a bit.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 22, 2018, 03:18:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I wanna buy some new shoes, gimme suggestions
« on: January 22, 2018, 03:16:07 PM »

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The Flood / I wanna buy some new shoes, gimme suggestions
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:30:08 AM »
Current shoes are getting old (even though I've loved them and looked after them for 4 years and they still look good) but I think I should look for something new.

Spoiler
Thats my style of shoe, basically what my old pair looks like, maybe I want something the same, maybe I was a change. Throw shoes at me

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The Flood / Re: the word of God is the only protection I need
« on: January 22, 2018, 12:51:52 AM »
(Havent watched the latest season)

But how the fuck has he survived as long as he has.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever gotten a professional massage?
« on: January 18, 2018, 08:20:32 PM »
So did you get the happy ending?

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 18, 2018, 08:15:51 PM »
I think difficulty should apply to enemies as well. STALKER and Metro for example.
This. Three shots to the face and he ain't dead, one shot to my pinky toe and Im six feet under? Garbage

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 07:52:24 PM »
Say can we make a Giant Dad Squad on DS1 Switch?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 06:07:28 PM »

This fucking monster

Make sure you use it two handed though because of the overhead chop. That shit is beastly at closing distance.

It's pretty useless 1-handing it unless there's multiple dudes in front of you that you can clear in one sweep.
Never intend to one hand. Only will ever be for shields and  parry shenanigans then back to 2H

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 06:04:31 PM »
ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."
Its surprisingly quick. Does a fuck tonne of damage to boot

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 18, 2018, 03:12:25 AM »
The sad part is that there are people who are unironically defending Nintendo trying to sell $80 fucking cardboard with some shovelware thrown in.
It feels like they were coming up with April Fools jokes and unironically thought one of them was a good idea.
When is April in Japan?
August 6

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 18, 2018, 12:40:43 AM »
The sad part is that there are people who are unironically defending Nintendo trying to sell $80 fucking cardboard with some shovelware thrown in.
It feels like they were coming up with April Fools jokes and unironically thought one of them was a good idea.

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> Food analogies

Cmon guys.

Spoiler
Havent been a taxi driver, but usually I know if theyve done a good job or not

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM »

This fucking monster

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 11:11:59 PM »
Alright, fought through the castle in the Forest of Giants.  Decided to equip a shield for when I have to deal with 3-4 enemies. Dodging is fine if hitboxes arent fucked, and those Hollow Knights are destination fucked.

Dealt with the Last Giant with reletive ease. Smack the feet, Dont ever block and basically dodge roll into him when he attacks.

Now the Pursuer. I wasnt going to cheese this. BUT THOSE FUCKING HITBOXES. I tired parrying him and landing a few hits only to get destroyed in one blow. So I saved myself the effort and turn on my casul. Entered the fog gate, parried the fucker in front of one of the ballisters, and fire away. Managed to stun lock him and in 5 seconds he was dead.

Next stop would have been the tower of flame. But I needed something first. Went to the Shaded Woods and reunited with those wonderful shaded cunts that you cant lock on to. Met with Only Head Fred (Vangarl) and got my Glorious Ultra Great Sword. Will post picks soon. But fuck it Im Cloud Strife now yo.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:01:54 AM »
i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design

Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D



It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potential toss you off the map.
Speaking of which, lets fuck him up (get fucked up countless times)

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The Flood / Re: Who do you save
« on: January 17, 2018, 01:51:01 AM »
Offer them both as tribute to bring Bowie back

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:22:03 PM »
So made it right before the Pursuer in DS2....fuck this game

I like how DS1 is, alright theres a few enemies, take em out.

DS2 is hey heres a few enemies, get to the top of a ramp and 3 more spawn behind you, theres 4 archers shooting at you where you cant reach and one tanky enemy that one shots you and you have to pick at it for ages to even scratch.


This is gunna be a slog.

Also running no shield shitter. Just dodging...and mind you Im finding out how bad some of these hitboxes are.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 06:41:06 AM »
I'm putting faith in your recommendation Chally.

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The Flood / Re: job interview today
« on: January 16, 2018, 03:59:32 AM »
To add to this, they never ask "and why do you want this job"

Its a stupid question and everyone knows it.

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The Flood / Re: job interview today
« on: January 16, 2018, 03:07:27 AM »
What do they ask for in the job interview for a fast food restaurant? Your general traits and stuff?
Usually availability and team skills. First few shifts usually seeing how quick theu work, they try to weed out dordlers.

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