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Messages - Onion Beetle

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The Flood / So a few of you want me back here
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:09:28 PM »
I'm flattered.

I was going to put quite a humours gif here to illustrate that fact, but I did not. You will just have to accept that fact.



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The Flood / Re: I just saw a Confirming Day thread in Offtopic.
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:04:12 PM »
It's hard to say

Don't worry, I understand :)

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The Flood / Re: Baiting/raiding/trolling #Destiny
« on: August 11, 2014, 12:58:29 PM »
I disagree, I am enjoying Destiny so far. Not amazing but lots if potential if Bungie stops going the money hungry business route.

If you posted that in #Destiny though you wouldn't get my response, you'd get 5 pages of idiots. They are really easy to fool, although some of them caught on to long face.

Incredibly easy to fool, hell, if you so much as say 'I think Destiny is bad' you'll have hours of fun scrolling through the hate.

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The Flood / Re: I just saw a Confirming Day thread in Offtopic.
« on: August 11, 2014, 12:56:35 PM »
But Elegiac you created the confirming day topic

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The Flood / How many steps are there on the stairs in your house?
« on: August 11, 2014, 12:51:04 PM »
Do all stairs have the same number? Mine has 15.

If you are an inferior human being that lives in a bungalow or flat which has no stairs, you have my pity. House master race.

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The Flood / Re: I just had Facon for the first time. AMA
« on: August 11, 2014, 12:37:29 PM »
How can the Great Barrier Reef be real if our eyes aren't real?

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The Flood / Re: Rule Change Feedback
« on: August 11, 2014, 12:33:58 PM »
Nah, keep it PG-13

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The Flood / Re: Baiting/raiding/trolling #Destiny
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:59:04 AM »
Blind fanboys will buy the game regardless, even though it's just a borderlands clone with a halo theme.

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Gaming / Who do you main in Legend League?
« on: August 11, 2014, 06:33:52 AM »
Nautilus jungle OP, his Q counts as a knock up for Yasuo which is broken af.

Cassiopeia next buy obviously

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The Flood / Re: Most recognizable users on the Flood?
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:24:43 PM »
Here? I practically know everyone by the avatar picture. And then Spook for his stance on Israel/Palestine atm.

As for Bungie, I recognise:
Binman59 (Used to play Halo 3 with him, but he's not online nor on the site anymore)
Mr Psycho(logist)
Zizou (Your avatar is just memorable for some reason, I don't know why)
Raptor X7 (for his war/military threads)
Declined A1 (For reasons unknown)
Onion Beetle
Lukeantr (Had some stupidly interesting threads)
MyNameIsCharlie
Lonepaul (because at the time he was the only regular who used Jorge's face as an avatar)

Everyone else (previous to being here) I did not recognise.

What if I told you lukeanatr and Onion Beetle were the same person ;)

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Describe your dumps with movie titles.
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:15:48 PM »
PACIFIC RIM

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Not sure how this will turn out

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
« on: August 10, 2014, 06:47:21 PM »
I ate a bowl of cereal....


without any milk.

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The Flood / Re: Why U no trust meh?
« on: August 09, 2014, 10:27:31 AM »
Another circlejerk? Wasn't that what all those honest opinion threads were for?
You know what, I don't even mind, sure circlejerk thread, go for it.

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The Flood / Re: ITT Post like a Feminist
« on: August 09, 2014, 07:39:19 AM »
All men should be castrated so that they can stop raping me with their eyes.

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It is imperative to keep prejudices aside and welcome all who want to join, regardless of whether they are a newfag or not. For a healthy membership is vital and a welcoming attitude for a good reputation.

 However, the older members (most of the people here currently) have every right to command respect from desticles and newfags and in doing so, show them our ways.

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys, have you ever done this amazing thing?
« on: August 09, 2014, 06:04:48 AM »
On most normal occasions I tend to breath in a regular rhythmic fashion, this is primarily
interrupted when I hold my breath underwater or exhale entirely in a vacuum.

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Septagon / Re: Official Sep7agon Ranks Thread
« on: August 09, 2014, 06:00:56 AM »
Interesting, had a hearty kek at the DeeJ rank.

Do you guys remember your old flood titles? I remember mine was heroic something than I got
banned for life and it changed ;-;

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The Flood / Re: If you weren't you, would you try to rape you?
« on: August 09, 2014, 04:57:07 AM »
philosophical thread is philosophical.

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The Flood / Re: Ever have those nights where you cant sleep?
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:54:42 PM »
I just deal with it.

Posts with this level of edge should come with a warning!

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The Flood / Ever have those nights where you cant sleep?
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:49:46 PM »
What methods do you use to hop onto Mr.Sandmans sleepy dream train?

Personally I go into the attic and rub the fiberglass on my hands for good luck, that usually works.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: It Appears As Though I Am Banned On B.net...
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:30:40 PM »
The new site needs so many bugs fixed, they're really lackadaisical about the whole thing imo

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The Flood / A PURELY hypothetical situation.
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:17:41 PM »
None of the following has any conceivable relation to me personally or anybody I know or have known.


You meet somebody online. You grow to like that person. You talk to them everyday for 4 years.
Even though you never met them, you think this person is the one. The talking stops abruptly one day, problems on their end. You keep in contact with text messages for another year. The messaging stops like the talking, no fights, no disagreements, just stops. The last message they sent you ended with "I will return." That message was sent over 2 years ago. You try to contact them anyway you can over this time but to no success, the third year of no contact you stop trying.

What would you do entering mid way through the eight year of knowing them considering you want some closure at the very least, in this hypothetical situation that I imagined up just now?

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk fish
« on: August 08, 2014, 11:05:09 AM »
Raw Puffer Fish

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The Flood / Mountain Goat Accident Prevention.
« on: August 08, 2014, 11:02:22 AM »
As I'm sure ranks of you are already fully aware of the high death rates amoungst the Mountain Goat
Community due to natural skirmishes between males on precarious heights.

Of course the goats are indeed nimble and have superior footing compared to other mountain mammals,
the deaths remain a stark reminder of the dangers of God's mountains. I would like to dedicate this thread to
the discussion of possible safety precautions we could potentially implement around the goats natural habitats
to lower the risk of unfortunate accidents.

I look forward to your responses, thank you for taking the time to read this post.

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The Flood / Re: Favourite quote of all time
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:50:38 AM »
"No man, no problem."

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The Flood / Re: Your honest Opinion Of Onion Beetle
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:46:43 AM »
You should have stayed banned, punk

sensing some bad vibes here yo! ;-;

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The Flood / Your honest Opinion Of Onion Beetle
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:56:47 AM »
T4R


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The Flood / Re: Shut up!
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:54:13 AM »
Ah yes, a good old fashioned drama filled Jamenson Crumpling thread!

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:46:00 AM »

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