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« on: April 05, 2015, 02:49:26 AM »
My genetics have been extremely nice to me, blessing me with a 8 incher. Although sometimes my 9 inches hurts the women. It takes both of my hands to firmly grasp my 10 inch penis. Most of the time, finding condoms for my 11 inch dick is difficult. I, sometimes, have a hard time not passing out when my 12 inch penis becomes erect, as it takes a lot of blood to make a 13 inch dick fully erect. But i digress, I am glad to have my 14 inch penis, without my whole 15 inches, i would have nothing to attract the women, which is why i will never get my 16 inch penis shortened. For those who caught it,
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« on: April 03, 2015, 03:47:48 PM »
  Two of my favorites.
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« on: March 31, 2015, 04:20:29 PM »
It may have something to do with the name.
>.>
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« on: March 30, 2015, 04:17:18 PM »
wut
I know in my town the worst thing i run into is a damn roundabout, but we only have one and it is fun to go around, whatever you have to deal with is complete fuckery to me.
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« on: March 28, 2015, 12:33:31 AM »
Starting up a game of "Cities: Skylines".
I just got done playing that but i have one problem. My city has gone stagnant. I've capped at ~42,000. None of the bars show that i need more residential, industrial, or commercial. Any ideas?
Do you have cargo trains/harbors? That will boost your industrial demand, which needs more population
Yeah i have both. I actually had to downsize my industrial areas to what I started with. Over half of my industry was doing nothing for the town so i cut it, i had no bars then and i have none now.
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« on: March 28, 2015, 12:28:18 AM »
Starting up a game of "Cities: Skylines".
I just got done playing that but i have one problem. My city has gone stagnant. I've capped at ~42,000. None of the bars show that i need more residential, industrial, or commercial. Any ideas?
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« on: March 25, 2015, 06:21:14 PM »
A toy nerf gun or a laptop......... Uhm, can't i just use the knife in my pocket?
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« on: March 12, 2015, 03:30:24 PM »
>Implying I live in a backwards ass state with sales tax.
That shit is just stupid, sales tax is for niggers.
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« on: March 11, 2015, 05:58:59 PM »
Sugar is not bad
If you were to consume a literal mountain of sugar in one hour you'd be dead. Sugar is bad.
No fucking shit? If you consume a literal mountain of anything in one hour you'd be dead. You're argument makes no sense. (Enter Food Name Here) is good for you. But if you eat a literal mountain of (Enter Food Name Here) in one hour you'd be dead. Wanna know why? BECAUSE IT'S THE SIZE OF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN.
Ya Dingus.
It's not an argument until you think about why I said such a ridiculous thing.
I don't feel like explaining it to you, because I feel like you'd say something along the lines of "That's stupid, I mean why not just talk about it directly" as you'll want to defend yourself.
If you want the answer you simply have to imagine the scenario to the fullest of your capabilities. The points should appear afterwards.
I'm not defending sugar. All I'm trying to point out is that the literal part should have been left out. Literal should never be used in a hypothetical manner.
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« on: March 11, 2015, 04:03:33 PM »
Sugar is not bad
If you were to consume a literal mountain of sugar in one hour you'd be dead. Sugar is bad.
No fucking shit? You're argument makes no sense. If you were to consume a literal mountain of (Enter Food Name Here) in one hour you'd be dead. (Enter Food Name Here) is bad. Well you wanna know why? BECAUSE IT'S THE SIZE OF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN. Ya Dingus.
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« on: March 09, 2015, 03:35:32 PM »
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife.
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness
And every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for halcyon skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the enameled plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till souls wax fair as earth and air
And music-hearted sea!
O beautiful for pilgrims feet,
Whose stem impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till paths be wrought through
wilds of thought
By pilgrim foot and knee!
O beautiful for glory-tale
Of liberating strife
When once and twice,
for man's avail
Men lavished precious life!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till selfish gain no longer stain
The banner of the free!
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till nobler men keep once again
Thy whiter jubilee!
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« on: March 06, 2015, 03:47:45 PM »
I wish the internet was never invented
 The internet is beautiful. Take that back!
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« on: March 05, 2015, 01:01:56 PM »
Guys please, I'm not looking to shrek anyone. Just clearing up some misconceptions Fatty here has. You don't educate someone by humiliating them. This is just a friendly debate, that's all.
I stand beaten and battered, but i will educate myself further to have a more in depth discussion with you. I am glad that some Europeans have taken an interest in gun control. I have always wondered, what are your gun laws in Belgium?
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« on: March 04, 2015, 07:11:17 PM »
Remember, bans only take things away from law-abiding citizens, criminals don't give a shit if they are breaking the law, that's why they are criminals.
Wrong.
This was a bit of a troll post. You seem to be more educated then I expected. But how is the above quote wrong? Criminals have no cares for the law, yes a law will make it harder for them to get it, but it will also make it easier for them to do what they want. In the U.S., in places where guns have been virtually banned, the crime rate hasn't dropped as much as other parts of the country, in some places it has actually risen. Anyone who says the US is better than Britain should just look at the way they both handle health care and human rights and then shut up. I got a laugh out of that little quote in that wall of lies.
I wont argue that our healthcare is shit. I believe that we should have socialized healthcare. But remember, yours is going to be broken unless you get your fatties under control. Human Rights aint that bad either, you just hear about all the bad stuff, what makes money in the news? The good stuff or the bad stuff?
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« on: March 04, 2015, 03:14:23 PM »
I believe this was just supposed to be a bait thread but this is closer to my heart than most subjects, so I'll bite. Britain has more violent crimes per person than the United States does. In Britain, a knife any longer than 3 inches is considered illegal to carry in public without very good reason. Britain also has more petty crimes than the United States per person because, to defend yourself and your property, you can only use "equal" force. So if a 300 lb weight lifter comes to your house to steal your stuff and he doesn't have any weapons, so any keyboard warrior like ourselves are not able to use any weapons. Since 2003 gun ownership has steadily increased in the United States. Since 2003 both violent and petty crime has gradually decreased. I'm not saying that the United States is better, although we all know it is, I'm saying that certain things should be banned but not items that help a law abiding citizen level the playing field. Remember, bans only take things away from law-abiding citizens, criminals don't give a shit if they are breaking the law, that's why they are criminals. 
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« on: March 04, 2015, 02:56:40 PM »
is this some kind of hilarious joke I'm too retarded to comprehend
My name is a joke. The picture was me trying to carry more items to my home island, i never actually had much hope of it working.
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« on: March 04, 2015, 12:01:11 AM »
 Let's give each other general tips for this game, we all know that the inventory system sucks because you cannot carry more, even with better equipment. This is my sad attempt at carrying more home. Needless to say i had to drop all but a few coconuts. Just to have it all squandered when a swordfish flipped my damn raft on the way home.
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« on: March 01, 2015, 01:16:10 PM »
ud064.gif) It's italian and i love it.
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