Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - CIA

Pages: 1
1
The Flood / You're a big guy
« on: July 26, 2015, 08:32:12 PM »

2
The Flood / [Serious] Best way to kill yourself?
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:29:34 PM »
Serious answers please. Lay it on me.

3
The Flood / In Memoriam
« on: March 20, 2015, 07:17:34 PM »


</3

4
The Flood / DAE hate Lord Keksworth?
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:06:55 AM »
The most noteworthy person you've never heard of. Just kidding, he sucks shit.

5
The Flood / Mr. Psychologist Forum Starter Kit
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:14:07 PM »
Everything you need to literally become Mr. Psychologist in one convenient package.
Contents include:

10 (ten) psyface emoticons
Spoiler
<.<
<.<
>.>
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<

Catchphrase Booster Pack (gotta catch 'em all) with 2 (two) of many collectible catchphrases such as:
Spoiler
"haram"
"halal"
"الله أكبر <_<"
"heh."
"ah good >.>"
"hmm"
"toddler skulls make excellent knife blocks >.>"
"quack"

Collectible Avatar Stickers:
Spoiler





One Psychology Degree:
Spoiler

This Starter Kit will cost only forty quid with additional catchphrase booster backs costing sixty-nine quid apiece. Includes a complementary one-way bus ticket to Manchester and a box of matches.

6
The Flood / Cheat, I have an idea for the new Flood banner.
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:27:26 PM »


*ahem*

7
The Flood / The one downside to asking for life advice as CIA
« on: February 28, 2015, 11:19:06 PM »
I'm opening myself up completely to baneposting. All of my threads crash with no survivors.

8
The Flood / None of my friends can talk about anything other than video games
« on: February 28, 2015, 08:07:08 PM »
At least all my friends from high school. And then going into CS in college doesn't change a whole lot. The worst is when these guys try to talk to girls about vidya out of the blue and it makes me cry.

9
The Flood / #rekt
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:26:30 PM »
http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=30346.msg579663#msg579663

10
The Flood / The reason girls don't want to date you isn't because you're fat
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:14:58 PM »
Or because you're a "nice guy" or whatever the fuck you morons say these days.

Oftentimes it's because you have zero personality and don't know how to carry on a conversation that isn't about vidya and bullshit. Additionally, these same people also lack confidence. Being uninsteresting and shy are the reasons you can't get laid, not because you're not super attractive or are a "jerk".

Additionally, I can't stress the importance of personal hygiene enough. Like, come on. Fucking bathe. Wash your junk. This isn't complex stuff I'm describing here.

I don't know that I necessarily see sep7agoners complaining about this shit constantly but I do see it from people like you (aka visitors to /b/). Just absorb this information and try to make yourself less shit.

Source: I'm fat but I still get women.

11
The Flood / Decimator Omega is at 100% on the autism spectrum.
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:49:51 PM »
His constant attempts to assure everyone how smart of a guy he is only serve to make him look like more of a dumbass. Smart people generally don't need to tell everyone how smart they are.

Additionally, just because you made some games on Unity3D it doesn't mean you're a developer. I spent 300+ hours making maps and minigames in CS:Source but that doesn't make me a developer. You don't even have to call yourself a gamer if you don't want. Just don't mislead people. Once again, the guise of "Developer" only serves to make yourself look better (which it fails at) and to inflate your ego.

You can't multitask. It's called being unskilled at Halo. You can't graphical design. It's called not being creative. And that's okay. Just own it.

Please for the love of Bane cut this the fuck out. All of what I've mentioned above is why people dislike you. If you stopped acting like you're above everyone else and started treating people like equals or with respect, maybe people would soften up to you a bit. But no. You remain as pretentious as ever.

This isn't meant to insult. This is meant as a wake-up call for you. Realize these flaws within yourself and work to fix them. Stop striving to bring others down when you could be working to raise yourself up.

Or to just stop being bad at Halo.

12
The Flood / I'm 99% sure I found a picture of a girl I know on /r/gonewild
« on: February 27, 2015, 05:51:36 PM »
What do. I've gone out with her a few times and we're pretty good friends. She's also the sort of person who would have sent me that sort of picture eventually anyway.

T4R. What do.

13
The Flood / WTF even is a pecker fucker?
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:10:32 PM »
Pecker means penis. Therefore a pecker fucker is someone who likes to fuck penises.

Deci's definition is incorrect. It's like using "intelligent" to describe Decimator Omega. It just doesn't work.

14
The Flood / Decimator Omega, I challenge you to a duel
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:02:42 PM »
This duel will be a JUAN VERSUS JUAN deathmatch on a game of your choosing. Preferably PC. Message me with the game you want to play and I'll livestream it later today. Let's rock.

15
The Flood / I haven't seen Isara or her big titties around here in a while
« on: February 18, 2015, 12:59:49 PM »
20 likes and I'll post a picture of her here

Let's roll

16
The Flood / Deci really needs to chill the fuck out
« on: February 18, 2015, 12:55:39 PM »
I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen. Maybe if Deci did the same, he would feel a lot better in his bootyhole.

17
The Flood / You're a big guy
« on: February 11, 2015, 10:05:27 PM »

Pages: 1