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Topics - Jester
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« on: June 29, 2018, 02:04:58 PM »
<@131965663853019137> I know my actions haven't been any better in the past and I have come across to you as a child before and acted really dumb and immature to the point where you believe I can't be trusted, but I really do say what I mean here, I can give the site new life and as <@138756681973760000> said even make Chess an actual thing, I have a ton of fresh perspectives to bring to the table and I could potentially bring legitimate new members to the site, what do we have left to lose? I can make a good admin, I know you seeing this will throw you off guard at first making you go "wtf just happened and how did this sever get so active" but in all honesty, just think about it. You can give me a real chance here, a real chance to show these clowns that I am more than just a cheap punchline. I know what your answer is very likely going to be, so I'm not going to expect shit, but again, just think about it please.
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« on: December 12, 2017, 01:50:48 AM »
Because I totally didnt, fuck you, you fucks. Burn in hell please
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« on: December 11, 2017, 06:02:34 PM »
Lets face it, all the weebs here are absolute filth. Theyre either extremly sensitive, suicidal, normal as SHIT, or just all round assclowns. This site would be better off without this inheret menace and we all know this to be true. First, we'll start off with whoever has the purple haired anime slut as their profile pic because something they posted rubbed me the wrong way once.
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« on: December 11, 2017, 11:18:33 AM »
Yall just trying to keep the homie down, I can feel it in my bones. Decis just an Armenian gangsta strugglin up in these streets, tryna get by and yall houndin on my MANS with no remorse. Smh.
SMH
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« on: December 08, 2017, 11:54:58 PM »
Hahaha, everybody point and fatty and laugh.
Hahaha, homosex fat boy
Hahaha, armeniangenocideneverhappenedIllfuckingkillyouify ousaydifferentyoufuckingCIAniggeribetyourniggeras sglowsinthedarkillhityouwithmyfuckingcaryouCIAnig ger
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« on: December 05, 2017, 04:02:21 PM »
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 inches to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches on average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. from this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the adult human male. First I had to find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Textbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14kg. Then I found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of a adult male's volume. Assuming lack of testosterone or female hormones makes a person female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
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« on: November 28, 2017, 09:35:24 AM »
 You cant hide from the purity that is The Brightest One forever, scumbag heretical filth.
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« on: November 23, 2017, 05:12:48 PM »
And I want to die. Disregard everything I have ever posted in the past this instant. I am reborn, I have ascended.
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« on: June 06, 2017, 01:13:43 PM »
The school year has ended for Jester, Jester is now a Sophomore. Jester also almost went to juvi for the third time this year. Jester is also back on Sep7agon. What is new, goobers
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« on: March 26, 2017, 03:34:45 PM »
That fact just came to me and wow I was an autistic 11 year old. I could've been playing outside, but no I chose to interact with a bunch of sad lonely fuckers
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« on: March 24, 2017, 04:51:24 PM »
Which I'm being forced to attend to by some friends. I hate social interaction and people in general so I want to know, what can I do to try to enjoy this experience?
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« on: March 23, 2017, 05:24:54 AM »
So smooooooooooth
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« on: March 22, 2017, 06:54:30 PM »
Jadens back. Tell yo friends
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« on: February 09, 2017, 08:47:44 AM »
GG M8
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« on: February 08, 2017, 10:14:46 PM »
He's running around calling everybody normies. Can I kill him or should I let natural selection take care of him?
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« on: February 08, 2017, 08:54:58 AM »
R.E.M. sleep fucked up my life tbh fam
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« on: January 25, 2017, 07:43:03 AM »
My braces got tightened and I NEED to die
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« on: January 22, 2017, 02:37:05 PM »
Kellyanne Conway is such an imbecile it baffles me. What are your thoughts on this? What do you think of "alternative facts"?
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« on: January 22, 2017, 02:16:10 PM »
THEYRE ENDORSED BY THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND: ALEX JONES
YEAAAARRGGHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:28:50 AM »
Cuckson got completely decimated in the Discord chat RIP
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« on: January 13, 2017, 10:28:48 PM »
Do I play it? Do I delete it?
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« on: January 12, 2017, 11:47:51 PM »
So my dumbass got thrown back into impatient care, and I was about to get transferred to North Dakota if my evaluation went bad. I had cops knock down my door and put me in handcuffs which kinda sucked eggs. I was put in isolation with a big ass camera staring at me, but thank the lord Jesus they let me out. I finally got home and I thought life was peachy, but then I got a call saying I had to wake up AT 5 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING UNTIL 5 PM FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT TO GO TO OUTPATIENT TREATMENT
FUCK ME I DONT NEED TO LEARN COPING SKILLS AND HOW TO BE HAPPY. IM HAPPY AS CAN BE FUCK THESE PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME HAUL ASS ACROSS THE BRIDGE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
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« on: January 10, 2017, 05:20:37 PM »
Kill me fam I'm not proud of this title
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« on: January 09, 2017, 10:54:21 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2016, 11:57:33 AM »
Does she think I'm some edgy commie or some shit? I openly refute and mock communism on my Facebook page I think it should be obvious to everybody that I hate communism.
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« on: December 22, 2016, 06:51:10 PM »
Thanks mom I can't wait to fulfill my neckbeard edgelord fantasies
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« on: December 20, 2016, 11:28:04 AM »
..SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE PRAY FIR SYRIA MEMES YOU STUPID ASS SOCIAL MEDIA ATTENTION SEEKING MOTHERFUCKERS..? EVERYBODYS SHITTING BRICKS FOR FRANCE AND ALL THE GODDAMN CLOWNS BUT NOTHING ABOUT SYRIA.. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO THEM.. YALL HOE ASS NIGGAS MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN REPUBLICANS... SERIOUSLY USA I HOPE ONE DAY I DONT HAVE TO PRAY FOR YOU WHEN NORTH KOREA DROPS A NUKE ON YOUR P O S COUNTRY... AND I SAY THIS IN ENGLISH BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE ON PARTS OF YOUR COUNTRY... IVE BEEN THERE.. ASIDE FROM ALL THE BLACK AND WHITE RACISM YOU IDIOTS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING OVER WHICH RELIGION IS SUPERIOR.. THATS WHY THE TALIBAN KEEPS CUTTING HEADS OFF PEOPLE.! CAUSE YOU STUPID FUCKS INCLUDING THE FRENCH LIKE TO MAKE LITTLE PAPER CARTOONS OF MUSLIMS THINKING ITS FUNNY.. BUT GOD BLESS AMERICA YO.. IT DOESNT MATTER WHICH ONE.. BUT GOT BLESS AMERICA xD
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« on: December 02, 2016, 11:24:32 PM »
How does one eat a vagina like a fat nigger eats a Big Mac? I've been down but I haven't been able to go alpha on that shit and I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. What are some tips?
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« on: November 29, 2016, 10:47:39 PM »
So two days ago I attempted suicide for the 3rd time. I was lucky enough to have my ex call me when she found out the plan and talk me out of it. Yesterday I told my parents about it and they brought me to the hospital where the doctors said they were gonna refer me to a suicide prevention program where I'll spend about 4 days to a week. I'm gonna start being as active as I can now because I really miss the dank memes[emoji769] and you cucks actually help take my mind off shit
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« on: November 18, 2016, 09:39:00 AM »
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