ITT: Create scenarios for Verbatim.

Verbatim owns a deliberately neglected Furby. He changes its batteries and then seals it back inside the eternal darkness of a small cardboard box that he keeps under his bed.

Would it be possible for links to automatically open in a new tab?

"Tree Service and Property Maintenance" ...don't you hate it when businesses do this? I'm going to start a dog washing business and call it 'The Matrix' with a picture of Neo dodging wet dogs.

Create your own absurd lifted-from-pop-culture business names.

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“I always thought eating the placenta was about asserting dominance over your baby.”

Maria Belanger

Graffiti Artist

Because being a hippie with long hair was a cultural icon in the 60s that has ended. For example, after the 60s came the 70s when everyone had an afro but you don't see people saying to people with afro's "you goddamn disco, get back to the saturday night fever!" For example, a lot of women have long hair and you don't see people saying "you goddamn hippie, get back to the kitchen!" If women were hippies then we'd all be eating beans and lentils all the time instead of alpaca fried quail steaks and beer.

So what is the True Story? Because reality can differ from the chronicles.


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I remember from my dreams last night one sequence that was like a documentary. There was a two headed Liger and one of its heads was albino. It was standing at the top of a massive cliff with a big waterfall running down it into a deep, medium-sized body of water. On the high ground behind the cliff a volcano was erupting and to escape the eruption the Liger dived down into the water, swam to the shore and walked away. The dream kept showing it happening from different angles and a narrator was saying something but I can't remember what. Anyway, it was pretty brutal how the Liger handled the situation and didn't fuck itself up.

What did you dream last night/lately?

These are my favourites. Share yours.

How would you react to criticism directed against you? I'm looking for insight because I've decided to do some busking, and I'll be enacting a street performance in the character of Bruce Jenner. All money I collect will be going directly to my favourite charity: http://www.homeopathyforhealthinafrica.org/

Your help and thoughts are appreciated.

It's a very passionate form of music that contains many instances of transcendent beauty. Have any of you watched Metal Spoken Word? This show delves into the poetry contained in the music.



Share what you find most beautiful about heavy music.