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1711
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:23:14 PM »
For most of middle school I believe, that ended up being where this username comes from.
1712
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:32:36 PM »
1713
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:26:14 PM »
Are you implying that he's digging his own grave?
Because that's a snow shovel. Snow shovels are bad for digging through dirt. So, unless he's making himself a snow grave in a snow castle, I don't see what means.
He's shoveling it in... His ass.
1714
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:24:28 PM »
Oh, hang on. I'm not actually going to.
1715
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:21:06 PM »
Who the hell are you anyway?
nobody fucking asked you
1716
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:19:27 PM »
Who the hell are you anyway?
1717
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:04:29 PM »
So... How clean is your house?
Very clean. Nasty tropical creatures get here from time to time in containers carrying foodstuffs being shipped to the UK.
Here's an example of this:
apparently that's one of the most deadly spiders. Dayyum.
I'm pretty sure it is the most venomous, and may or may not give you a boner.
1718
« on: October 29, 2014, 06:16:55 PM »
Been seeing your posts around here for a few days now. Welcome aboard.
1719
« on: October 29, 2014, 06:15:35 PM »
1720
« on: October 29, 2014, 05:42:22 PM »
Dustbin, I think it's about time to change bags. You're getting pretty full.
1721
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:56:15 PM »
Light your hair on fire for the full effect.
1722
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:21:02 PM »
1723
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:44:21 PM »
Christmas presents are tough to decide this year.
Xbox one MCC?.. Or a Bastard sword?..
Gaming console?.. Or a tool to purge the unworthy?
That's a tough one.
>tfw you're too old for christmas presents
Obviously no one loves you.
1724
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:39:51 PM »
1725
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:35:02 PM »
Christmas presents are tough to decide this year.
Xbox one MCC?.. Or a Bastard sword?..
Gaming console?.. Or a tool to purge the unworthy?
That's a tough one.
1726
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:55:09 PM »
1727
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:03:53 PM »
[IDENTIFIED ROCKY PLANET HERE] sounds reasonable.
1728
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:54:12 PM »
Makes me glad I didn't buy the game, but instead played it on a friend's copy.
1729
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:18:37 PM »
Are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia?
Eurasia.
Alright. *Sips victory gin*
1730
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:14:33 PM »
Are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia?
1731
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:11:33 PM »
It's 3:11 right now, feels like 8:00
1732
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:09:35 PM »
Meta, we need to talk...
Your serious addiction is getting out of hand.
1733
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:30:48 PM »
Ya know, because D&D is so 20 years ago.
1734
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:23:34 PM »
The only substance the flood knows is a viscous green slurry.
1735
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:22:23 PM »
Plz ban love for forcing Christian ideology on the forum. Leave those alter boys alone.
1736
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:03:07 PM »
This thread contains profanity and I find profanity triggering.
Fuck you for triggering me.
Fuck you for getting triggered. Fuckwits don't know to put their safety on, damn plebs.
1737
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:59:55 PM »
One door closes, another Door opens... And promptly bitches.
1738
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:53:56 PM »
1739
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:08:31 PM »
I contemplated making a plague doctor costume.  But damn am I lazy.
1740
« on: October 27, 2014, 08:59:18 PM »
I gotta finish that book.
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