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The Flood / Re: I want to open carry a DEAGLE just to piss people off.
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:34:44 PM »
The Deagle weighs like 15lbs I think
Dude, Zweihander greatswords didn't go over 10 pounds.

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The Flood / Re: is it just me or is rusko the most british looking guy ever
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:32:23 PM »
I can feel the fish and chips oozing from this image.

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The Flood / Re: Who the fuck is this guy?
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:31:11 PM »
I stated it once before.

Slav/10

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Serious / Re: To prove to you guys I am serious about believing in God now
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:26:45 PM »
I myself like what Futurama did with the big bang.

Everything is a cycle...

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The Flood / Re: If I'm not heroic by the time I reach 3000 posts...
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:21:22 PM »
#Cut4RC

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The Flood / Re: milk is fucking nasty
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:12:18 PM »

Confirmed for bad bones and no calcium.
thank mr skeltal
Thank mr skeltal.

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The Flood / Re: My nipples are hard
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:02:56 PM »
Wanna juice some lemons?

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Serious / Re: Which US president would you want to hang out with?
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:52:20 PM »
Mutha fuckin Teddy.

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Gaming / Re: The Japanese tried to hack my Steam
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:46:56 PM »
Got another random friend request, this time it was a level one with a weeb avatar picture. They're persistent.

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The Flood / Re: Bear Grylls is superior Human being
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:25:05 PM »
Watch as Bear Grylls instructs the proper way to combat pests you find on your property.

YouTube

Watch as Les Stroud doesn't use a camera crew like a pussy.
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On 16 May 1998, Grylls achieved his childhood dream climbed to the summit of Mount Everest, 18 months after breaking three vertebrae in a parachuting accident.
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In 2000 Grylls led the team to circumnavigate the British Isles on Jet Skis, taking about 30 days, to raise money for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI). He also rowed naked in a homemade bathtub along the Thames to raise funds for a friend who lost his legs in a climbing accident.
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In 2008, Grylls led a team of four to climb one of the most remote unclimbed peaks in the world in Antarctica. This was raising funds for Global Angels kids charity and awareness for the potential of alternative energies.
"pussy"
>uses a camera crew
>stays in hotels during "survival situations"

Definitely a pussy
We could use the argument that the show is used for primarily educational purposes, not necessarily for dick measuring.

But no.

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The Flood / Re: What do you have an unnecessary amount of?
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:02:56 PM »
Time.

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The Flood / Re: Post the beautiful scenery around where you live
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:55:00 PM »

Nebraska has more corn, though.
Corn isn't one of our cash crops though, we do wheat.

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The Flood / Re: Post the beautiful scenery around where you live
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:49:46 PM »


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Gaming / The Japanese tried to hack my Steam
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:04:43 PM »
My steam was being weird and I received 2 friend requests from people who haven't even finished creating their accounts while playing WoT. The frontpage lagged out so I had to relog. When I did so Steam told me somewhere in Japan my account had been used. I have a feeling those friend requests were some sort of anchor or seed or some other technical term.

Thought I would highlight this in case anyone else runs into it.

Spoiler
Two bombs obviously weren't enough

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The Flood / Re: megan fox is ugliest girl
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:47:12 PM »
Susan Boyle is obviously the prettiest.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to make BasedLove stop posting CP
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:26:50 PM »
Or just edit all of his posts and replace Ellen with a slice of pizza.

We could try to make a pun out of it.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: am i homosexual
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:22:44 PM »
You could at least go the extra mile and space that out better.

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The Flood / Re: ellen page is worst girl
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:12:04 PM »
Bullshit you joined this site Ktan.

I've seen the threads you made on the home world.
Homeworld? What, are we Red Faction now?

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The Flood / Re: tali is worst girl
« on: November 02, 2014, 10:08:07 PM »
MFW virtual sex
MFW I have no face

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The Flood / Re: In other words...
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:51:35 PM »
It's alright music.

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The Flood / Re: people who listen to soft rock are the worst people
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:40:56 PM »
NIgga, sweep your fucking walkway.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Going To Post This Every Day Until You Like It
« on: November 02, 2014, 03:18:49 PM »
Okay.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Seriously
« on: November 02, 2014, 01:09:41 AM »
It can easily be confused with Weeaboo clusterfucks.

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The Flood / Re: Suddenly there came a tapping
« on: October 31, 2014, 10:09:31 PM »
>ripping off edward cullens poetry
>Implying I sparkle.

Shit, I meant Edgar Allan. My bad.
How you confused a sparkly gay vampire with a dark and variously depressed poet I will never know.

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The Flood / Re: Suddenly there came a tapping
« on: October 31, 2014, 10:05:37 PM »
>ripping off edward cullens poetry
>Implying I sparkle.

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The Flood / Suddenly there came a tapping
« on: October 31, 2014, 09:36:14 PM »
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some trick or treater,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”

  Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the end of October;
And each separate dying Ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Baitor—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Baitor—
            Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each person's jimmie
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    “’Tis some trick or treater entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late trick or treater entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
            This it is and nothing more.”

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Fig,” said I, “or Cunt, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
            A mirror there and nothing more.

    Deep into that mirror peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no Floodian ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Khorne?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Khorne!”—
            Merely this and nothing more.

    Standing there long and staring, either admiring or not caring
Deep into a face I've seen a million times before.
    Within this mirror a reflection, that of one's complexion,
    And to which this face in the mirror could use a fresh shave for sure
 To which later in the night this face shall be washed and shaved for sure
            A mask will do with something more.

Back from the door I searched for a cloak, mask, and hat to perch
    So to look presentable as I answer my chamber door.
    In the mirror again I stand with mask and hat in hand
Wondering in which order they I shall adorn
Wondering if mask, hat, or hood is best to adorn     
  I am left with this and nothing more





Shitty phone pics, quality you should ignore
I would kindly ask, do you dress to answer the door?

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Gaming / Re: 12 more days....
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:56:30 PM »

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Gaming / Re: 12 more days....
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:42:13 PM »
Fuck.

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:41:29 PM »
HILLSHIRE!

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The Flood / Re: MUSIC IS DEAD
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:47:33 PM »
The levee is dry.
YouTube


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