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Messages - Saleem

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The Flood / Re: I finished reading Halo: Broken Circle
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:32:33 PM »
I've only read Fall of Reach, Flood, First Strike, and Cryptum. Are any of the other books worth it?

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The Flood / Re: Step 1: Slit my throat. Step 2: Play in my blood
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:27:16 PM »
le ebin edge.
YouTube


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The Flood / Re: Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:18:46 PM »
What? Take Manchuria?

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The Flood / Re: is it just me or is rusko the most british looking guy ever
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:16:29 PM »
ö

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:12:43 PM »
Your botched lobotomy has driven your delusions to a transcended state of incoherence.

Booty
I wonder when your posts will collapse in on themselves due to critical booty mass.

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:06:30 PM »
ねこ げと ざ ふく いん へえあ
Fucking Google translate.

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:03:59 PM »
Two bombs wasn't enough.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:03:08 PM »
уклонити

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Floodian of all time?
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:00:16 PM »
MFW No Petitminou
Absolutely はらむ
*Puts into translator*

*Comes out as Hallam*



>Saleem thinks I used hiragana
>Super pleb that uses google translate
>doesn't even Romaji
Git Gud pleb scrub  8)
2 bombs weren't enough

Absolutely Hallam.
ふぃて めい!はらむ

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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:58:56 PM »
Had a TF2 dream last night. No fucking clue what it was about.

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The Flood / Re: Slash is a pegboy
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:53:04 PM »
Power to main thrusters!

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Floodian of all time?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:51:35 PM »
MFW No Petitminou
Absolutely はらむ
*Puts into translator*

*Comes out as Hallam*



>Saleem thinks I used hiragana
>Super pleb that uses google translate
>doesn't even Romaji
Git Gud pleb scrub  8)
2 bombs weren't enough

Absolutely Hallam.

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The Flood / Re: Why don't we just dump all our trash in volcanoes?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:49:16 PM »
TOTD is literally dildos.

1664
Gaming / Re: But IS it actually shit?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:46:26 PM »
Mindless violence is entertaining. There, it's been boiled down.

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Quote
b.fuckmeraw
Gets me every time.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Floodian of all time?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:43:18 PM »
MFW No Petitminou
Absolutely はらむ
*Puts into translator*

*Comes out as Hallam*


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The Flood / Re: I am now a weeaboo fgt I guess
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:39:39 PM »
FMA brotherhood and FLCL are the only anime I've watched all the way through.

1668
Is it too late to strap a generator to Orwell's corpse? That'd cure the energy problems of the world.

1669
Gaming / Re: Surprise surprise, IGN gave another good review on COD.
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:28:00 PM »
Forget the CoD news man, they've just discovered water is wet.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Floodian of all time?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:19:27 PM »
[CIRCLEJERKING INTENSIFIES]

StolenFruit.

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The Flood / Re: You get to meet one person, who would it be?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:15:19 PM »
Sean Connery.

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The Flood / Re: I am TheOneTrueDesticle. AMA me anything of asking
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:12:23 PM »
You have choose between having sex with one of the mane six in MLP, who do you choose? None is not an answer.
[ENGRAPADORA DETECTED]


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The Flood / Re: I am TheOneTrueDesticle. AMA me anything of asking
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:07:13 PM »
What are your thoughts on stronk Russian turnip?

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The Flood / Re: Why do you need Feminism?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:05:02 PM »

Umm... IMAGE BROKE

Edit: Now it's there.

What kind of costume is a sexy watermelon?

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Serious / Re: Why are you against the legalization of medical cannabis?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:04:27 PM »
Are you saying I am?

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The Flood / Re: I am TheOneTrueDesticle. AMA me anything of asking
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:53:03 PM »
What is best way to remove Kebab?

That's Serbia, faggot.

But best way is of many Kalashnikov and potato
Still Slav.

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Gaming / Re: Your daily reminder that these 2 men are Gods
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:52:06 PM »
I expected Lord Gaben. Oh well.

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The Flood / Re: I am TheOneTrueDesticle. AMA me anything of asking
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:50:42 PM »
What is best way to remove Kebab?

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Stahp, long titles turns the front page into microsoft excel.

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The Flood / Re: I want to open carry a DEAGLE just to piss people off.
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:38:22 PM »
The Deagle weighs like 15lbs I think
Dude, Zweihander greatswords didn't go over 10 pounds.
I must have missed the reference
I wasn't making a joke, I was comparing the weight of an average Zweihander, which only goes a little over seven pounds, to a desert eagle which sits a little over 70 ounces/5 pounds.

The point is that Zweihanders are huge in comparison to Deagles, and yet aren't much heavier.

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