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The Flood / Re: Demarco Murray and Branden Oliver
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:38:28 PM »
And I'm just sitting here with my fantasy team and my favorite team sharing the same record: 1-5

6902
The Flood / Re: I can't stop having sex with Slash's mother
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:13:35 PM »
silly women gave me chlamydia
I wonder who gave her that
>.>
<.<

6903
The Flood / Re: I can't stop listening to Paramore
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:01:08 PM »
I would frack Hayley Williams so hard

6904
The Flood / Re: I can't stop having sex with Slash's mother
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:58:49 PM »
Are you slash's father?
nope, just a loyal customer

6905
The Flood / I can't stop having sex with Slash's mother
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:51:48 PM »
She's turning me into a sex addict  8)

anyone else get some of her yet?

6906
The Flood / Re: About to smoke down, AMA
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:24:38 PM »
>implying I have a bong

6907
The Flood / Re: About to smoke down, AMA
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:22:04 PM »

I just smoked some medicinal shit and I'm so fracking bamboozled right now

You're ruining your health and sanity by doing that.
>implying I ever had those things

6908
The Flood / Re: About to smoke down, AMA
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:19:46 PM »
I just smoked some medicinal shit and I'm so fucking bamboozled right now

6909
The Flood / Re: How do you pass the time when bored?
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:48:47 PM »
I like to bury myself neck deep in my backyard and pretend I'm a carrot

6910
The Flood / Re: Post edgy/cringy music ITT
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:48:12 PM »
inb4CRAAAAAAWWWWWLING INNNN MY SKIIIIIIIN

6911
The Flood / Re: We're honest, most of the time.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:38:50 PM »
Y'all niggas
I'm a white cis-gendered male and I find this stereotype highly offensive.

Reported, message sent to Cheat, enjoy your 3 month ban and life sentence in PC jail, privileged scum.

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The Flood / Re: We're honest, most of the time.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:20:15 PM »

6913
The Flood / Re: We're honest, most of the time.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:18:39 PM »
I call dibs on being at the bottom of the pile

6914
The Flood / Re: alright bitches either i'm mythic by the end of the day
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:11:27 PM »
you jack it to Density? I just so happen to JackItTo HALO  ;) ;)

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The Flood / Re: My mythic thread has been... well.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:10:37 PM »
if I don't get Legendary by the end of the day I'm rage quitting the site

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The Flood / Re: My mythic thread has been... well.
« on: October 11, 2014, 01:03:08 PM »
I don't understand why I'm not mythic.
me neither

i clearly deserve it
shut up you filthy apache helicopter

yiff in hell

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The Flood / Re: My mythic thread has been... well.
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:52:48 PM »
not until you love me long time

6918
If you're lookin' for mothers to bang, I'm your man. I've had sex with most of the mothers here.

Slash's mom is a 10/10, really knows how to ride cowgirl
I can confirm this
wow, Slash's mom gets around more than I expected

6919
Just a forewarning, mine's got awful stretch marks from just below the shoulders to mid-thigh.
Yeah, she tried telling me that as a way of discouraging sex, but that didn't stop me 8)

6920
The Flood / Re: If you were the Captain of a Pirate Ship
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:38:26 PM »
The Plunderer of Booty

6921
If you're lookin' for mothers to bang, I'm your man. I've had sex with most of the mothers here.

Slash's mom is a 10/10, really knows how to ride cowgirl

6922
The Flood / Re: most cringe-worthy newfag on bnet?
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:24:17 PM »
You go there?

rofl
I only go for the occasional shitpost. I'm banned for an unknown amount of time because I called DeeJ a pegboy, so now I just lurk and laugh at all of the cringey newfags who are popular.

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The Flood / most cringe-worthy newfag on bnet?
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:14:47 PM »
my vote goes to that fartmonkey dude

*gurgles cum*

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The Flood / Re: Who Is Most Promiscuous User Here?
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:12:52 PM »
i have so many sexy tiemz with so many wimmenz
See? You're equal to Officer Nasty. Hahahah, goddamn.
wait what

I am equal to myself?

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The Flood / Re: Who Is Most Promiscuous User Here?
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:04:48 PM »
i have so many sexy tiemz with so many wimmenz

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The Flood / Re: i wonder...
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:53:55 AM »
you can smell my noodle any day ;)
that fracking avatar
you did this to yourself m80

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The Flood / Re: i wonder...
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:52:53 AM »

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The Flood / Re: i wonder...
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:50:58 AM »
you can smell my noodle any day ;)

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The Flood / Re: How mad would you be if Cheat was just a troll?
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:47:30 AM »
What if I was DeeJ this whole time and I made up another personality, paid someone to make and maintain this site, and fabricated Cheat's life all to get you assholes off of the glorious Bungie.net?
all aboard the ruse cruise

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The Flood / Re: What Type Of Jeans Do You Wear?
« on: October 10, 2014, 08:05:25 PM »
My legs are too swole to fit into slim jeans, so I wear straight leg.
fracking queer

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