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The Flood / Re: why am i not heroic yet
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:10:59 PM »
Someone on this site needs to achieve "DeeJ" status
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The Flood / Re: why am i not heroic yet« on: October 13, 2014, 08:10:59 PM »
Someone on this site needs to achieve "DeeJ" status
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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)« on: October 13, 2014, 08:07:11 PM »how am i the most used ._. 6873
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards« on: October 13, 2014, 08:02:03 PM »lol that's nothing, try jumping off the roof on Highrise, spin exactly 10 times, throw a throwing knife which enters a building, bounces off of 3 walls (no more or less), and penetrate a n00b right in the arse for the game-winning killcam. scrub.I'm more MLG than all of you motherfrackers combined, I have over 300 confirmed game-winning quickscopes and have engaged in numerous raids on FaZe clanNigga I did a 2160 upside down noscope on CoD 2 with a broken guitar hero controller while my hands were tied behind my back. 6874
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)« on: October 13, 2014, 07:59:32 PM »
looks like I need to shitpost more often
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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards« on: October 13, 2014, 07:56:51 PM »
I'm more MLG than all of you motherfuckers combined, I have over 300 confirmed game-winning quickscopes and have engaged in numerous raids on FaZe clan
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The Flood / Re: ITT- only talk in mlgspeak« on: October 13, 2014, 06:59:40 PM »
OH MY GOD 360 NO SCOPE!!#@#!
MOM GET THE CAMERA 6877
The Flood / Re: Chav Thread, It's time for a bongarong.« on: October 13, 2014, 06:56:21 PM »
OI! U MAKIN FOON OF ME WIT DIS THRED M8? LETS FOOKIN RUMBLE M8 IM DA SIKKEST BLOKE U WILL EVA MEET
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The Flood / Re: Heterosexuals...« on: October 13, 2014, 03:19:42 PM »yes?nastyIf I were a girl I'd wish for this.My dream is to be a whore in an orgy.course it is. I bet that makes oss feel wonderful inside. 6879
The Flood / Re: Heterosexuals...« on: October 13, 2014, 12:40:23 PM »
depends...
it's not gay if I don't make eye contact with the other dudes 6880
The Flood / Re: How can ebola be real...« on: October 13, 2014, 12:36:59 PM »
ebola touches me at night
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The Flood / Re: I would WRECK this girl's vagina« on: October 13, 2014, 12:20:10 PM »i'm in me mum's car vroom vroomI thought you quit the site? 6882
The Flood / Re: Which nameplate should I use?« on: October 13, 2014, 12:15:04 PM »why did Cheat have to get rid of the most 1337 title bar? :^( 6883
The Flood / Re: guys, I'm about to smoke more weed« on: October 13, 2014, 12:13:41 PM »that's not how you answer a question, silly gooseyou smokin' that chronic? blue dream?lol 6884
The Flood / Re: Do pranks ever cross the line?« on: October 13, 2014, 12:02:32 PM »
One of my roommates went back home for the weekend, and the roommate who was still there with me decided to pull a prank on him. The one who left has been generally scummy and annoying, eating food he doesn't pay for and not cleaning up after himself.
He left the keys to his room in my car, so I thought it would be hilarious if we hid his mattress and his fan that he always carries around in the apartment (he's fat and gets sweaty easily). I grabbed the mattress and brought it over to our neighbors and convinced them to hide it in their room. About an hour later they throw the mattress outside, saying that it started to smell really bad and they couldn't bear it anymore. We also didn't want the mattress to stink up our apartment, so we just left it outside. Eventually we got complaints from other people living on our floor that the mattress was stinking up the entire hallway. Now my roommate is known as the kid with the smelly bed, and I'm beginning to think that maybe that's why girls never want to stay over... 6885
The Flood / Re: I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:55:32 AM »can you idiots put your dicks back in your pants and quit circle jerking in my threadu cheeky lil cntbilbo pls*glares at you* stop it. Stop replying!Well then..inb4truslegion kthxbai 6886
The Flood / Re: Get a load of this« on: October 13, 2014, 11:44:32 AM »
your mom gets my load every night
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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos« on: October 13, 2014, 11:43:11 AM »
am I a pink dildo? :^)
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The Flood / Re: I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:41:00 AM »And after I wake up from that nightmare I'll top myself.playing hard-to-get again, I see 6889
The Flood / Re: guys, I'm about to smoke more weed« on: October 13, 2014, 11:38:57 AM »
you smokin' that chronic? blue dream?
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The Flood / Re: Which nameplate should I use?« on: October 13, 2014, 11:38:03 AM »
none, they're all equally faggy
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The Flood / Re: I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:30:10 AM »I dont want to wake up next to you.why not? 6892
The Flood / Re: I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:28:06 AM »But you already dou wot m8 6893
The Flood / Re: So Arrow isn't as bad as I originally thought« on: October 13, 2014, 11:27:14 AM »
I fucking love that show, watched an entire season in a matter of days. Can't wait for the second season to come on Netflix
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The Flood / Re: I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:25:31 AM »Clavicle? Oh, you mean collar bone. Sounds hot. But you're a guy so it's not.yeah, I'm a filthy cis-gendered scum 6895
The Flood / Re: I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:23:22 AM »Well then..fgt 6896
The Flood / I wanna wake up naked next to you...« on: October 13, 2014, 11:22:07 AM »
kissing the curve in your....CLAAAAVICLE!
what a lovely morning how are y'all today? 6897
The Flood / Re: my avatar > your avatar« on: October 12, 2014, 07:44:24 PM »
yeah...no, my avatar is 1337 as frack
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The Flood / Re: Because Anarchy is offically gone...« on: October 12, 2014, 07:43:12 PM »
wait, what do you mean by "officially gone?" like, Anarchy weekend will never happen again? what the fuck, that's all I have to look forward to anymore...
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The Flood / Re: The Walking Dead Season 5 Premiere« on: October 12, 2014, 07:42:00 PM »inb4lolBoringDead 6900
The Flood / Re: I can't stop having sex with Slash's mother« on: October 12, 2014, 07:40:13 PM »Is her booty this nice?that might be the best booty I've seen in a long time |