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6061
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:54:30 PM »
koala be like lol fuck this shit. im getting a frappe
I know you're playing me...but its true.
>Predictable white girl
>Predictable fgt
>Predictable response
fite me
He'll hit you and say sorry afterward
>implying he'll get a finger on me.
>implying i'd let a commie into virginia
touche
Hey!
Disqualification!
It's 2 v 1!
>implying it was fair game before i joined in
matt damon always gets what he wants
REF!!
yes?
This is bullshit!
It's 2 on 1!
you've been issued a penalty for questioning the referee. one more offense and you'll be sitting in time out
6062
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:52:37 PM »
One time the cashier's hand touched mine when she gave me my change. Needless to say I had to go home and change
6063
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:49:46 PM »
koala be like lol fuck this shit. im getting a frappe
I know you're playing me...but its true.
>Predictable white girl
>Predictable fgt
>Predictable response
fite me
He'll hit you and say sorry afterward
>implying he'll get a finger on me.
>implying i'd let a commie into virginia
touche
Hey!
Disqualification!
It's 2 v 1!
>implying it was fair game before i joined in
matt damon always gets what he wants
REF!!
yes?
6064
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:49:04 PM »
one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroom
moral of the story is that im an awkward third wheel
they were fucking in the bathroom?
no, we were upstairs in a big hangout room and i had to go through my buddy's bedroom to get to the bathroom
i dont know why i didnt think they were banging. i was a pretty dumb kid
did you at least watch them finish or...?
no i went and did my business. i dont remember what happened when i walked back through the bedroom. i think they were still in the bed..
LOL not sure what i would do in that situation...probably turn right around, slam the door, and walk home or something
6065
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:47:00 PM »
one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroom
moral of the story is that im an awkward third wheel
they were fucking in the bathroom?
no, we were upstairs in a big hangout room and i had to go through my buddy's bedroom to get to the bathroom
i dont know why i didnt think they were banging. i was a pretty dumb kid
did you at least watch them finish or...?
6066
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:46 PM »
Pix of girl?
sorry m80, not gonna post them here
6067
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:44:30 PM »
one time i was at a pal's house and his gf was also there. we were chillin, watching a movie, then they disappear and i accidentally find them fucking when i get up to go to the bathroom
moral of the story is that im an awkward third wheel
they were fucking in the bathroom?
6068
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:43:50 PM »
lol
what's so funny m9
ur mum
6069
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:42:24 PM »
Greentexting required?
greentexting is optional, i just chose to do mine that way
6070
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:40:26 PM »
6071
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:37:59 PM »
 discuss
6072
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »
koala be like lol fuck this shit. im getting a frappe
I know you're playing me...but its true.
>Predictable white girl
>Predictable fgt
>Predictable response
>predictable maymay arrow
6073
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:31:29 PM »
OP is the worst wingman on planet earth
when it comes to women I abide by one mantra: Survival of the fittest
6074
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:28:50 PM »
That's right Flood, I'm feeling rather saucy tonight and I figured I'd make this thread so we can share any sexual stories we have, interesting or not. Guess I'll go first... >be me >second week of college >friend invites me over one night >made some dank 420 kush brownies >"sure i'll have one why the fuck not" >friend tells me that his younger sister came to visit >sister brought a friend >my friend has crush on sister's friend >says how he's gonna have sex with her tonight >"how can you be so sure of that, anon?" >"dude trust me" >girl comes over >hot as fuck, had pretty big tits and ass >mfw>"oh it's on, bitch" >few hours later me, friend, and 7/10 qt3.14 watching Insidious in friend's room >friend too bamboozled from dank 420 kush brownies that he fell asleep >start to snuggle up next to qt3.14 because I'm "scared" >cuddling intensifies >go in for the kiss >making out intensifies >qt3.14 whispers in ear "do you have a condom?" >mfw>clothes come off >begin having hot sex on air mattress next to sleeping friend >didn't wake him up multiple time throughout the night >friend wakes up next morning >"dude what happened last night?" >  and he still doesn't know to this day.
6075
« on: November 26, 2014, 10:06:10 PM »
Damn it's starting to sound like the game night was rather entertaining, can't believe I missed it :/
6076
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:58:29 PM »
i bet it's a little creepy knowing that one of the mods are always...watching you.
6077
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:54:01 PM »
Music is most definitely subjective.
>posts gif which implies that I'm wrong
>doesn't even try to prove how I'm wrong
Why would I bother when anyone who isn't a retard could figure it out?
Then why don't you share that with me, oh enlightened one? I'd love to know how something so opinionated such as music can't be subjective. oh wait you keep avoiding the actual discussion here.
6078
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:51:21 PM »
Yeah...I didn't donate either, and I have my own reasons not to. Philanthropy shouldn't be forced.
6079
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:44:56 PM »
Music is most definitely subjective.
>posts gif which implies that I'm wrong >doesn't even try to prove how I'm wrong
6080
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:36:23 PM »
This is wasted talent because you actually seem like a good guitarist and have a decent voice. But you waste it on this...
Nah man, music is subjective. I find this to be very meaningful. Music is my "therapy" in a way.
>implying nonchristian music can not be like therapy?
No, this isn't subjective. Christian music like this is just lame because the things said have been said across the entire genre many times over. It's stale.
Music is most definitely subjective. The same thing can be said about literally every genre, quit trying to be a ruseman just because Rocket's music is religious.
6081
« on: November 26, 2014, 09:33:37 PM »
Spoiler because you just cured my erectile dysfunction
share your pick up lines right hurr
Only on Tuesdays.
when did you get here?
6082
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:55:29 PM »
on a scale of "straight" to "literally cannot stop sucking dicks," how much of a faggot are you?
6083
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:37:20 PM »
if your pants were a rar file
i would unzip it
6084
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:34:14 PM »
Spoiler because you just cured my erectile dysfunction share your pick up lines right hurr
6085
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:26:51 PM »
How does a heterosexual attraction make me homosexual?
it's a joke m8, being called a faggot =/= being called a homosexual
6086
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:21:48 PM »
muted
6087
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:19:58 PM »
Why to people call here me a pedophile? you've gone incoherent
How so?
Why to people call here me a pedophile?
6088
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:05:22 PM »
6089
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:03:00 PM »
Why to people call here me a pedophile? you've gone incoherent
6090
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:35:39 PM »
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