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« on: April 08, 2016, 10:32:54 AM »
no
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« on: April 08, 2016, 10:14:30 AM »
I think the Dennis and waitress love story is much more believable.
the D.E.N.N.I.S system is truly a thing of beauty
543
« on: April 08, 2016, 10:10:01 AM »
i had bae come over my place last night because we were talking earlier about how disgraceful i am for never watching Cheech & Chong. so she came through, we had some Mary Jane (hippies are the fucking best👌🏻), and ended up fucking for a solid hour and a half before finally getting me to finish by sucking me off.
and then we fucked again this morning before i needed to kick her out so i could get ready for work. it's crazy how good it feels to have sex after a break up, especially when the new girl is hotter than your ex
544
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:55:54 PM »
Just add her. It's not like you have to actually meet or talk to her. Do you think anyone talks to half their Facebook friends?
I guess you have a point. But I wouldn't want her talking to me thinking that I'm interested.
you gotta get over yourself, bro. you know she's interested in you already, that should automatically give you a little confidence boost. i mean, judging from all of your threads it seems like confidence is exactly what you need, so stop acting like it's such a bad thing that a girl finds you attractive. if she ends up messaging you, just be polite and have a conversation, you never know what kind of person this girl actually is until you talk to her. leave yourself open to the endless possibilities of life, being open-minded can go a long way.
545
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:49:42 PM »
adderall bruh lol jk, reading is something that really should just be done at your own pace, and i feel like it's unnecessary to worry about your reading speed especially if you're doing it for enjoyment/knowledge. as for comprehension, writing down the main points of what i just read usually helps my comprehension but you gotta find what works for you 
546
« on: April 05, 2016, 01:15:36 PM »
bruh i had the best sex of my life last night, how does that make you feel 
547
« on: April 05, 2016, 01:05:11 PM »
I got the pale genes, but my brother and my dad have the terrorist complexion and hair color. My dad always, always gets searched "randomly" when flying and my brother is going to Germany this summer, so I expect to hear about him getting stopped as well.
I don't have any personal stories to tell besides the security treating my PSP like an explosive device when it went through the scanner.
i never thought tsa was suspicious of jews
548
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:57:46 PM »
This dog wouldnt shut the fuck up in the airplane.
what kind of airline allows dogs in the same cabin as all the passengers 
549
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:55:42 PM »
OKay now I'm feeling really lonely tonight and miss her. I really should remove her from facebook so her posts don't show up in my feed. I miss my little Adele look-alike and just want to squeeze her now. Now I've learned it's not just about hooking up and doing sexual things. But she won;t listen to me when I try to talk. How many times have I been through this same situation...
what did i just say? live in the NOW if she's continuing to ignore and not want any part of you, then do what's best for your psyche and fucking make the bitch a ghost. delete her off all social media, remove her number, and cut your losses
550
« on: April 04, 2016, 03:15:35 PM »
we should really have more L4D2 and MCC game nights
cus like i'd actually be down for those
L4D2 is a solid community game event seeing as it's been on so many Steam sales on PC and on Xbox it was on the GwG program already, so virtually everyone has it.
I'mma make a thread in Gaming so we can coordinate this sorta thing. We have a console/PC names thread, but we have no idea what everyone actually plays.
it's a solid idea, really. i remember kupo tried organizing a L4D2 game night a while back but it never really got off the ground. if we can set one up on a weekend that i have work i'd totally be down to help coordinate it
551
« on: April 04, 2016, 03:09:03 PM »
i mean come on, look at this high ass little nigga  it's like you're asking me to eat the Doggy Dogg himself
552
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:54:06 PM »
dude, no, they're cute as fuck
553
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:50:40 PM »
i started out as officer nasty on bnet when i was 14, because i had just watched the particular episode of family guy where the name originates from and thought it was the funniest shit ever.
but then i changed my name to my current one like a year ago maybe, and it comprises of: Tryptamine + meme = Tryptameme
I liked Officer Nasty better tbh but whatever floats your boat.
officer nasty is no more, not since he was consumed by memes and psychedelics
"ID: Officer Nasty"
Yeah okay.
eh alright ya got me he lives on in spirit
554
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:47:24 PM »
we should really have more L4D2 and MCC game nights
cus like i'd actually be down for those
555
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:43:07 PM »
On the outside I'm completely normie
BuT deep down I'm a closeted internet freak
Been on forums since I was 11 years old :')
samesies, except I started when I was 14
OT: don't be afraid to join the normie side, gasai, we have hookers and blow
I don't want hookers! Maybe the blow 
oh well i know a guy so you're in luck
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« on: April 04, 2016, 02:41:09 PM »
i started out as officer nasty on bnet when i was 14, because i had just watched the particular episode of family guy where the name originates from and thought it was the funniest shit ever.
but then i changed my name to my current one like a year ago maybe, and it comprises of: Tryptamine + meme = Tryptameme
I liked Officer Nasty better tbh but whatever floats your boat.
officer nasty is no more, not since he was consumed by memes and psychedelics
557
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:35:25 PM »
i started out as officer nasty on bnet when i was 14, because i had just watched the particular episode of family guy where the name originates from and thought it was the funniest shit ever.
but then i changed my name to my current one like a year ago maybe, and it comprises of: Tryptamine + meme = Tryptameme
558
« on: April 04, 2016, 11:54:03 AM »
Literally I match with every gay guy I swipe on...why is it so easy with them? And drunk facebook messaged Samantha while I was at the bar Saturday night, really stupid. She told me last week she doesn't have the time to start something with someone. I'm surprised she hasn't blocked me. I don't know anymore. I know where I went wrong with her though: sexting before we met, asking her over after the first date. The first both our faults, the second just mine. Feel like telling her but it probably won't change anything,
the moment you stop sulking over past mistakes and living life with regret is when you'll finally be moving in the right direction. nothing you ever do or say will change what has happened in the past and it's about time that you realize that. look at what you are now and go with that, because hindsight is 20/20 and when you constantly try to replay scenarios in your head and imagine what "could have been" it's just going to make you depressed.
live in the NOW, roman
I am. I can;t wait to go back to the bar Friday and Saturday night.
Actually good sir that's looking to the future.
Focus on what you are doing right now. Enjoy what you're doing. Take pride in it.
Living in the moment is the key to happiness.
this guy gets it
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« on: April 04, 2016, 09:36:37 AM »
oh good lord, looks like i'll be stuck next to an obese woman who reeks of stale queso for the next hour and a half
so help me gOD
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« on: April 04, 2016, 09:22:10 AM »
On the outside I'm completely normie
BuT deep down I'm a closeted internet freak
Been on forums since I was 11 years old :')
samesies, except I started when I was 14 OT: don't be afraid to join the normie side, gasai, we have hookers and blow
561
« on: April 04, 2016, 09:09:12 AM »
walked through the security thing and they made me take my belt off once
did they subject you to a full-body cavity search as well?
they tapped me on the hips a few times.
those insensitive bastards!
562
« on: April 04, 2016, 09:08:08 AM »
you ever have to sit at the very back of the plane, with no window and the engine right next to you?
yes, that's fucking awful. the one redeeming quality of getting stuck with that seat is that you're really close to the bathroom
563
« on: April 04, 2016, 09:06:42 AM »
walked through the security thing and they made me take my belt off once
did they subject you to a full-body cavity search as well?
564
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:59:06 AM »
thanks to ISIS and other terrorist butt heads, going to the airport these days is usually not a fun time. i just had to wait almost 3 hours to get through security at the Atlanta airport, which almost caused me to miss my flight. another time i was onboard the plane but it was stalled on the runway for a super long time because of "unanticipated traffic" or some shit, and this was on Spirit Airlines, where they don't even offer complimentary beverages or snacks. fuckin commies, man
565
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:46:26 AM »
dead space is still the only video game that has legitimately scared me
566
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:30:31 AM »
Martin had a DREEEAM
567
« on: April 04, 2016, 07:36:12 AM »
brown is pretty shitty
568
« on: April 04, 2016, 07:35:07 AM »
oh
cowpies?
yes
At least that's what it was a few months ago.
i hope he's ready for the incoming storm of dick pics
569
« on: April 04, 2016, 07:20:51 AM »
Literally I match with every gay guy I swipe on...why is it so easy with them? And drunk facebook messaged Samantha while I was at the bar Saturday night, really stupid. She told me last week she doesn't have the time to start something with someone. I'm surprised she hasn't blocked me. I don't know anymore. I know where I went wrong with her though: sexting before we met, asking her over after the first date. The first both our faults, the second just mine. Feel like telling her but it probably won't change anything,
the moment you stop sulking over past mistakes and living life with regret is when you'll finally be moving in the right direction. nothing you ever do or say will change what has happened in the past and it's about time that you realize that. look at what you are now and go with that, because hindsight is 20/20 and when you constantly try to replay scenarios in your head and imagine what "could have been" it's just going to make you depressed. live in the NOW, roman
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« on: April 04, 2016, 07:09:37 AM »
2014 was the best tbh, back when we still had the kinder-noelle chronicles and the Kiyo-roast beef discovery
we have to go back!
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