do you have a triple A membership

I bought a quarter O of this real dank bud that smells like a mango smoothie last week

was gonna comment on how the dude just wasted a laptop, but then i noticed it was an ACER

my elbows are a little ashy brb gonna lotion up

fuckin negro

meme yourself

I wish people would've just downvoted me all along instead of upvoting, I'd want to be the only one with the DeeJ or Incoherent ranks lol

When I went to Boston I remember seeing four Dunkin Donuts at a single intersection

Quote from: Tryptameme on May 27, 2015, 03:31:57 PM

Spoiler

this lighting makes me look like i have a farmer's tan lmao

cute af tho

Are you going bald

um no, this is the longest i've kept my hair in a while

Quote from: Tryptameme on May 27, 2015, 04:09:28 PM

Quote from: Judge Jim on May 27, 2015, 04:08:29 PM

I like mom bods so

we know

do you?

do i what

http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-a-dad-bod-2015-5

Girls might fantasize over devilishly handsome, diamond-cut bodies like Brad Pitt's in Troy, but what they really want is a man who's more "human, natural, and attractive," according to Clemson University sophomore Mackenzie Pearson, who introduced the world to what she calls the "dad bod" last March in her premiere article "Why Girls Love the Dad Bod."

The dad bod applies to any man — father or bachelor — with a physique that's a "nice balance between a beer gut and working out," Pearson writes.

While Pearson's description gives some idea of what she's referring to, Josh Barro of the New York Times and economics professor Justin Wolfers from the University of Michigan wanted a more definitive explanation.

That meant they had to take the term "dad bod" more literally:

They looked at men between the age of 18 and 45 whose weight and gut size (among other physical traits) are detailed in the latest National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey released last May — a survey taken every few years by the National Center for Health Statistics to examine the health and nutritional status of adults and children in the US.

Then they compared the weight and gut size of men with children (under the age of 18) and men without children. Sure enough, they found a clear-cut difference between the two groups.

They report their findings in The Upshot stating:

"On average, dads are 10 pounds heavier than non-dads; they’re carrying nearly an extra two inches on their waist; and their bellies stick out an extra half-inch."

They also found that dads adopt more of a "dad bod" as their children age. Recent fathers with toddlers barely show any signs of the dad bod, Barro and Wolfers report, while fathers with older children and teens are the ones with the wider waistline.

Of course, these extra pounds might not necessarily be a direct consequence of fatherhood.

"After all, if the Internet is right that men with an extra layer of cushioning really are more attractive, perhaps they’re more likely to reproduce," they write.

Fucking lol, it's like the whole "curvy girl" trend but for guys. Oh how insecurities make people change themselves :^)

this lighting makes me look like i have a farmer's tan lmao

cute af tho

After seeing Daniel's post

I'm definitely interested in drinking some weed, that stuff looks tasty af

tfw no qt bf to make you breakfast in an apron

it's always been a weird interest of mine to have a girl cook breakfast for me after sex wearing nothing but an apron

still waiting 

Quote from: kill yourself on May 25, 2015, 09:47:54 PM

The only thing that sucks is how expensive of a habit weed is. I buy eighths at a time unless I get my tax return, then I usually buy a whole ounce but anyhow an eighth probably only lasts me 4 days or so and cost $50.

You have to pay more for dabs, usually, but they last much longer than bub. You could give them a shot.

I actually prefer oil over bud, it's a more potent and cost-friendly method compared to burning. A gram of oil, which is usually between $60-$65, can last me up to a month before i'll need to buy more.

I still buy bud because I enjoy burning with friends, but that doesn't happen all the time so I don't spend much on that route.