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The Flood / Re: Do you want to cuddle?
« on: May 30, 2015, 12:03:08 PM »
yes

no homo tho

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 30, 2015, 11:55:59 AM »
Now I started talking to someone else. Blonde, 24, and another teacher. Last three women I did date were all older and teachers. It's because back in high school I thought one of mine was hot. I only want to be friends with benefits with this one, which is all I wanted with the last one but she accused me of wanting an insta-relationship.
You shouldn't be wanting anymore than a friendship at this point.

In your case it's better to just see her as a friend right now, invite her out for coffee or something nonchalant like that. That way you don't seem so pushy and intimidating for, what they think, wanting too much too fast.

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The Flood / Hey guys, so I have a dirty little secret...
« on: May 30, 2015, 11:44:14 AM »
I'm
I'm...
Spoiler
bored.
https://plug.dj/sep7 join pls

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The Flood / Re: yo so i think i'm single now bro
« on: May 30, 2015, 11:39:09 AM »
i don't know dude i was textin my bitch today and she was fuckin bitchin at me about some shit i don't even know nigga she always be yellin at me for likin girls' pictures on instagram and i'm just like "hoe shut up i'm just likin some pictures damn that's what instagram is you just like pictures" and she just don't understand this shit, ya know? plus she always be trippin when i talk to girls at work i mean shit bitch lemme talk who i wanna talk to damn know what i'm sayin bro like she always gotta trip about the most nigga shit like damn she just a dumb bitch
Holy shit what does this even mean lmao, I've been single for a good 4 months now

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The Flood / yo so i think i'm single now bro
« on: May 29, 2015, 11:34:06 PM »
i don't know dude i was textin my bitch today and she was fuckin bitchin at me about some shit i don't even know nigga she always be yellin at me for likin girls' pictures on instagram and i'm just like "hoe shut up i'm just likin some pictures damn that's what instagram is you just like pictures" and she just don't understand this shit, ya know? plus she always be trippin when i talk to girls at work i mean shit bitch lemme talk who i wanna talk to damn know what i'm sayin bro like she always gotta trip about the most nigga shit like damn she just a dumb bitch

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The Flood / Re: What are some good newish horror movies
« on: May 29, 2015, 03:23:39 PM »
Cabin in the Woods, even though it isn't your average horror flick
The two Halloween reboots are pretty good

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I believe there's a vote coming up which will amend these certain policies, if passed.

You can bet your sweet ass I'll be voting in favor of these amendments, I believe the government should be allocating more resources towards actually focusing on alleged threats to our well-being rather than spying on its own citizens.

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this is why i have premium, haven't been forced to sit through a single ad or have emails spammed at me for $5/month

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The Flood / Re: So I just got dumped
« on: May 29, 2015, 03:12:44 PM »

how old are you?

i'm assuming you're at least in high school so, just remember that 99% of these relationships you'll have will never last beyond high school. take them as a kind of learning experience so you'll be better prepared for more serious connections with girls
Im 34
oh

looks like you will be forever doomed with RomanGladiator syndrome, a fatal disease

Are we making that official? Let me get the book for Records.
i'm coining it now

RomanGladiator syndrome - a disease where no matter how hard you seem to try, girls will never want to have sex with you. typically cured by not being a beta faggot, but if left untreated for too long, its effects become irreversible.

brb posting this on urban dictionary

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The Flood / Re: What was that site where you played music called?
« on: May 29, 2015, 03:10:22 PM »
www.pounced.org
why did i click that link

i had an idea what it was but i was curious

*deletes history*

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The Flood / Re: So I just got dumped
« on: May 29, 2015, 03:08:52 PM »

how old are you?

i'm assuming you're at least in high school so, just remember that 99% of these relationships you'll have will never last beyond high school. take them as a kind of learning experience so you'll be better prepared for more serious connections with girls
Im 34
oh

looks like you will be forever doomed with RomanGladiator syndrome, a fatal disease

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The Flood / Re: What was that site where you played music called?
« on: May 29, 2015, 03:05:55 PM »
https://plug.dj/sep7

it's in maintenance mode right now

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The Flood / Re: why the fuck do people do this
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:59:22 PM »
I dont understand what things in containers have so much extra room.
Either put more in, or make the packaging smaller.
are you talking about like bags of potato chips? apparently all that empty space serves the purpose of acting as a cushion and preventing the actual chips themselves from breaking
I was thinking like Parmesan cheese.
maybe the extra space aids in refrigerating the product?

or the most likely reason being companies just like fucking over the consumers

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The Flood / Re: Pigs deserve to be raped
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:54:24 PM »
#policelivesmatter
FUCK THA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

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The Flood / Re: Pigs deserve to be raped
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:50:30 PM »

i agree, fuck these pigs

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The Flood / Re: why the fuck do people do this
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:48:40 PM »
I dont understand what things in containers have so much extra room.
Either put more in, or make the packaging smaller.
are you talking about like bags of potato chips? apparently all that empty space serves the purpose of acting as a cushion and preventing the actual chips themselves from breaking

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The Flood / Re: What time do you usually go to bed?
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:41:58 PM »
it depends on what i have planned for the next day

if i have work from, say, 12-11pm like i usually do, then i try to go to bed before 1am so i can have an early start to my day. if i'm off work or i just have nothing to do the next day i'll stay up until 2-3am

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The Flood / Re: What time do you usually go to bed?
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:40:22 PM »
For a while it was around midnight.  But lately i can't fall asleep, even though I'm tired.
Melatonin should help. Or eating a large meal.
or some dank herb, that puts me to sleep real quick

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The Flood / Re: why the fuck do people do this
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:39:22 PM »
bagged milk
isn't that just a bong thing? because i have never seen bagged milk in my life
nah it's a Canadian thing
silly deer fuckers
i believe they actually fuck moose

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The Flood / Re: Internet Relationships
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:37:47 PM »
things can start online, but you don't really know a person until you spend time with them irl
depends on the person

yeah, if you're a lying asshole, then that would be a problem

if you display yourself honestly online?
no, i don't think you do need to spend time with them "irl"
speaking from personal experience, i can say that people are different when they're interacting face to face with someone compared to online

a friend of mine told me how one her friends thought i was cute, so she gave me her friend's number. we started texting back and forth and eventually i did start to like her and want to advance things. but when we met for the first time she was just socially awkward and quiet in person, which isn't really my type. she didn't portray herself to be that way through our texting conversations so i guess i was kind of misled in a way.

all in all people will always act differently online compared to in person, i don't care who you are. there aren't as many repercussions for what you say and you have all the time in the world to think about what you want to say somebody, compared to normal conversation where it's more spontaneous and personal.

just my two cents

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The Flood / Re: So I just got dumped
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:24:19 PM »
how old are you?

i'm assuming you're at least in high school so, just remember that 99% of these relationships you'll have will never last beyond high school. take them as a kind of learning experience so you'll be better prepared for more serious connections with girls

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The Flood / Re: Am I gay
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:21:23 PM »
there's nothing gay about hanging out with some of your buddies and exchanging brojobs

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The Flood / Re: Pot makes you stupid
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:16:43 PM »


never inject whole marijuanas, kids

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The Flood / Re: why the fuck do people do this
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:15:28 PM »
bagged milk
isn't that just a bong thing? because i have never seen bagged milk in my life

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The Flood / Re: So I just got dumped
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:10:21 PM »
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
fix'd

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The Flood / why the fuck do people do this
« on: May 29, 2015, 02:07:57 PM »
so i went to the grocery store and bought some of this multi-grain bread that was buy one get one free. i come home to make myself a sammich, but when i start to unwrap the packaging i realize that the bread is wrapped in not one, but two layers of plastic. like seriously, that's just straight-up wasteful

i wonder how the company decided to do this anyway
"yeah, everyone packages their bread in a single layer of plastic, lets be cool and double-wrap it!" it doesn't help that the second layer of plastic is so retardedly applied that it really shouldn't even be there in the first place, it's just a nuisance

discuss things that simply make no goddamn sense

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The Flood / Re: this whole site is one big meta meme
« on: May 29, 2015, 10:12:18 AM »


meme yourself

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The Flood / Re: my öpïñîøñ of you
« on: May 29, 2015, 10:11:28 AM »
still waiting for op to deliver

I will just gotta return some videotapes
blockbuster doesn't exist anymore

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The Flood / Re: Post formatting experimentation thread
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:58:37 AM »
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