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The Flood / Re: Female Sumo Wrestling
« on: March 01, 2022, 07:59:23 PM »
Impressive
Very nice

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The Flood / Re: Having a Bass battle with an asshole neighbor
« on: February 27, 2022, 05:18:26 PM »
Im going to laugh my ass off if you end up getting a warning for this

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The Flood / Re: World War III Bunker Thread
« on: February 25, 2022, 08:25:12 PM »
Any hot Ukrainian chicks need asylum?

I will sponsor

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The Flood / Re: Post your vehicles
« on: February 19, 2022, 05:48:25 PM »
SOON™

Just waiting for my tax money. I already have $1,500 saved up.
https://www.borla.com/products/chevrolet-camaro-ss-cat-back-exhaust-system-140688
twin 3" gonna flow hella well, could prob support a decent and extremely impractical turbo setup lmao.
Someone here in town has a pro-charger for sale at $5,500 but I can't afford that shit LMAO


What happened to all that tiktok money
I have made $100 since November. If I had a fat ass and tits I would have been a millionaire by now.

You do have a fat ass and tits tho

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The Flood / Re: Post your vehicles
« on: February 19, 2022, 11:55:41 AM »
SOON™

Just waiting for my tax money. I already have $1,500 saved up.
https://www.borla.com/products/chevrolet-camaro-ss-cat-back-exhaust-system-140688
twin 3" gonna flow hella well, could prob support a decent and extremely impractical turbo setup lmao.
Someone here in town has a pro-charger for sale at $5,500 but I can't afford that shit LMAO


What happened to all that tiktok money

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The Flood / Re: Give Me Anime
« on: February 15, 2022, 10:57:42 PM »
Been watching too much hentai lately

God save the Japanese man

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The Flood / Re: Dear God
« on: February 08, 2022, 07:02:20 PM »
Doesn't it count as a vegetable if it has no brain activity though? Could eat my weight in dead chickens and get all the vegetables I need.

By that logic Joe Rogan would be a 5-a-day super food.

Kick Joe Rogan off Spotify or I leave Sep7agon

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The Flood / Re: Six Months Sober
« on: February 06, 2022, 03:20:33 AM »


Hey buddy. Got a surprise for you. I had the idea forming for a few months, maybe three ago or so. Hearing the six month sober mark prompted me to finish it. This is for you just in case I happen to pop my clogs before I get around to my business.

I share my work freely, so I hope you don't mind if I drop it here. But for you, later in the year I'll get this printed out onto canvas and you'll have the only physical copy of it. You've earned it buddy. That's the least I can do methinks, but it's something.

Yo this is wicked

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The Flood / Re: Dear God
« on: February 03, 2022, 03:19:42 PM »
aren’t these issues just caused by garbage diet

What issues
not being able to eat vegetables/drink water

Yeah but I'm talking about the niggas who are still 12 and don't like broccoli

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The Flood / Re: Dear God
« on: February 03, 2022, 01:32:52 PM »
aren’t these issues just caused by garbage diet

What issues

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The Flood / Re: Six Months Sober
« on: February 02, 2022, 08:11:42 PM »
Good job brother

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The Flood / Re: Bungie becomes part of Sony
« on: February 02, 2022, 04:30:43 AM »
Bungie gets resources and manpower, Sony gets a cut of the profits of one of the biggest live service games in addition to establishing a presence in that part of the industry after relying purely on single player experiences for so many years.

We get to watch the corpse of our childhood studio continue to defile itself and the gaming industry

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The Flood / Re: Dear God
« on: February 01, 2022, 11:08:25 PM »
can't enjoy vegetables
I think the word enjoyment is out of the question as we literally need vegetables to function "normally", like drinking water.

I thank god Im a water enjoyer as well

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The Flood / Re: Bungie becomes part of Sony
« on: February 01, 2022, 03:14:43 AM »
What a waste of $3.6 billion

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The Flood / Re: Dear God
« on: January 31, 2022, 06:28:11 PM »
Ouch, I can't enjoy them because they make my mouth itchy if they aren't steamed or boiled to shit.

Skill issue

Blend them

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: January 31, 2022, 06:27:37 PM »
I'm SLy, bnet name was Slim Slimy, the Autism Incarnate, you will grow to hate me.

Been playing halo all of my life, heard of this place on bnet a long time ago.

Hi welcome

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The Flood / Dear God
« on: January 29, 2022, 12:45:38 PM »
Thank you for not making me a bitch who can't enjoy vegetables lmao

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The Flood / Re: Dead
« on: January 26, 2022, 03:16:32 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I came here to recommend Verbatim Sengoku Rance
« on: January 25, 2022, 02:24:27 PM »
Archer fought him overnight though.

Look buddy, I know we're on the run from a ten foot tall superhuman monster hellbent on killing us, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I'mma need you to nut inside blondie here or we're doomed.

"Hey go fight to the death while I have a threesome with King Arthur mkay"

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The Flood / Re: I came here to recommend Verbatim Sengoku Rance
« on: January 24, 2022, 08:01:08 PM »
And don't even mention the original Fate S/N
Look buddy, I know we're on the run from a ten foot tall superhuman monster hellbent on killing us, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I'mma need you to nut inside blondie here or we're doomed.

"The red flower attacks the white flower"

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The Flood / Re: I came here to recommend Verbatim Sengoku Rance
« on: January 24, 2022, 01:29:53 PM »
These games always bug me out

Like why include lewd content in an already developed game (assuming it is)
Like Nekopara is a nice slice of life but it's just weird with the sex scenes
And don't even mention the original Fate S/N

I feel like it always takes away from the tone of the game

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The Flood / Re: Dam Bro
« on: January 16, 2022, 11:46:51 PM »
Hi!

How are you

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The Flood / Re: wtf I'm basically a female
« on: January 16, 2022, 04:15:33 PM »
it's kinda funny to see you get all defensive
Im not the one typing paragraphs
i typed four sentences

Yeah and I typed two letters

Either way, you're clearly mad which is why there is no point in explaining anything to you
Just wanted to point out what you got mad over that's all

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The Flood / Re: wtf I'm basically a female
« on: January 16, 2022, 03:56:31 PM »
explain the humor to me
no
right, and that's either because it wasn't really a joke, or that if it was, then it was just a dumb pigheaded statement made specifically to fuck with a generally disliked person here—the punchline isn't in the joke, but in the reaction to it

you also come across as one of those guys who uses "it's a just joke" as a get-out-of-jail-free card to continue saying sexist shit, or whatever, without having to deal with the social consequences of being a stupid bigot in public

which is weird, because there are no social consequences to being sexist on this website, so it's kinda funny to see you get all defensive when i can't actually do anything

if you really wanted to come across like you're just joking, you would've just made more jokes, not get all mad that i don't think you shitheads are funny lmao

You sure got a lot out of "no"

Guess that english major was good for something after all

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The Flood / Re: wtf I'm basically a female
« on: January 16, 2022, 03:03:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: wtf I'm basically a female
« on: January 16, 2022, 02:21:18 PM »
Damn seething
ooh, i've played this game

have sex!

You literally went back and took the time to edit in like a dozen wikipedia articles (that Im sure everyone will read) because you got mad at a joke

I dont know what to tell you man

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The Flood / Re: wtf I'm basically a female
« on: January 16, 2022, 01:09:20 PM »
LETS FUCKEN GO



in a perfect society, the computer shoots a kill beam out of the webcam as soon as you get this
Everything you have ever liked and used in your entire life was built by men
not to take sides with that lowlife piece of shit, but that's a fairly dubious statement:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace
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Ada Lovelace was the first person to publish an algorithm intended to be executed by the first modern computer, the Analytical Engine created by Charles Babbage. As a result, she is often regarded as the first computer programmer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Hopper
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One of the first programmers of the Harvard Mark I computer, she was a pioneer of computer programming who invented one of the first linkers. Hopper was the first to devise the theory of machine-independent programming languages, and the FLOW-MATIC programming language she created using this theory was later extended to create COBOL, an early high-level programming language still in use today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr
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At the beginning of World War II, she and composer George Antheil developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes that used spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology to defeat the threat of jamming by the Axis powers. Although the US Navy did not adopt the technology until the 1960s, the principles of their work are incorporated into Bluetooth and GPS technology and are similar to methods used in legacy versions of CDMA and Wi-Fi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_Berezin
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Evelyn Berezin was an American computer designer of the first computer-driven word processor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Shelley
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley was an English novelist who wrote the Gothic novel Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus (1818), which is considered an early example of science fiction.

i could also be a smartass and point out the obvious fact that every man you've ever looked up to in life needed a woman to be created (and probably raised, too), but i won't do that   

Damn seething

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The Flood / Re: wtf I'm basically a female
« on: January 15, 2022, 11:21:26 PM »
LETS FUCKEN GO



in a perfect society, the computer shoots a kill beam out of the webcam as soon as you get this
Everything you have ever liked and used in your entire life was built by men

holy based

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The Flood / Re: What have you been reading lately?
« on: January 06, 2022, 12:19:45 AM »
Do audiobooks count
It's the only way I could get through Lovecraft without falling asleep

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The Flood / Re: What have you been reading lately?
« on: January 04, 2022, 06:13:46 PM »
The most dogshit takes on Twitter

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