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The Flood / Re: You Are Now Sucking My Dick
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:56:05 PM »
I slowly take my time as I use my tongue to stimulate the tip of your shaft, watching you blush as I do it. I caress it with my lips, slowly letting it go farther and farther down my throat as I stroke your balls. I close my eyes and force myself to deepthroat it as much as possible, sucking on it, feeling your pre-cum mix with my saliva. I continue to suck more and more until you final hit your limit, finally exploding down my throat, filling me with your sweet milk.

Damn you're hot

Here's your prize

Spoiler

13022
The Flood / Re: Something's not right
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:54:51 PM »
Is this from Halo 5?

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The Flood / Re: You Are Now Sucking My Dick
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:53:36 PM »
Um, you're asian.
I would never.

Bitch please

13024
The Flood / You Are Now Sucking My Dick
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:46:37 PM »
Describe in detail how you are sucking that cock

Best and hottest description gets a prize

13025
Lol what the fuck?

Fucking weeb

13026
The Flood / Fuck You
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:20:06 PM »
All of you are faggots

13027
The Flood / Re: What's the most likes a post can have?
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:32:28 PM »
K

13028
The Flood / Re: why do people like Clint Eastwood
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:16:59 PM »
It's a good song

13029
The Flood / Re: Moving to colorado, parents got me a new laptop...
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:04:03 PM »


OP also wrote this

13030
The Flood / Re: Why the fuck can't we all have custom title bars?
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:01:45 PM »
Because you have to be in the no life circle jerk gang

13031
The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever been mostly interested in guys...
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:36:55 AM »
Lately I have to say, I wouldn't mind having sex with a guy

The role plays that I've been involved with have given me major boners man

But sex with boys is all I see myself enjoying

I find no pleasure in the thought of starting a relationship with one so...

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The Flood / Re: Keep An Eye On Your Sanity
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:41:53 AM »
I was hoping for a better punchline

Not a joke

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The Flood / Keep An Eye On Your Sanity
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:39:09 AM »
You might just need it

13034
The Flood / My Name Is Giovanni Giorgio
« on: January 17, 2015, 07:22:51 PM »
But everybody calls me Giorgio

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The Flood / Re: Guess the user thread
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:54:27 PM »
inb4lock


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The Flood / Re: things I hate
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:05:24 PM »
Seeing you sad

Come here and give me a hug

13037
The Flood / Re: Edgy music thread
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:36:55 PM »
YouTube


YouTube


YouTube


YouTube


YouTube


YouTube


The edgiest music I've ever heard

13038
The Flood / Re: ATALLMIDGET IS DEAD
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »
*presses F*

13039
The Flood / Re: RP Thread Story
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:19:34 PM »
Ingy stepped out of the helicopter into the freezing cold of the blizzard, his trench coat flapping against the wind. He used his hand to secure his well worn leather hat to his head. He watched the helicopter fly away before turning towards the concrete structure in the snow.

"Why am I always getting hired by the wackos?" he sighed as he moved toward the structure in long strides.

Ingy had the appearance of an old man. He was calm, still, and very fluid in his motions. His face was rough and riddled with the marks that the past left on him. He was tall and not too bulky but he could perform the best in any situations. Maybe that was why he kept getting the weird jobs.

He was now in front of the solid concrete building. It contained no markings and blended in well with its surroundings. Ingy hit different parts of the concrete with his fist and stepped back. After a few moments, the doors opened and he entered. He stood in an elevator and presses the one button on the wall. He began moving down, further down, and further down...

--

"Would you like a coffee?" asked an automated female voice

"No thanks, Scarlett"

No cup of steaming hot coffee awaited Ingy anyways as he approached his desk. He smiled. A rare action for his facial muscles to perform.

"You know me best, Scar."

"Of course I do. You made me."

After gaining fame in the underground contracting business, Ingy gained enough money to make what he considered the closest thing to home he ever had. A large underground bunker located in the middle of nowhere, Antarctica. He looked at the vast arsenals of weapons, vehicles, and top of the line technology that filled his bunker with pride. Ingy put it all there himself. No one knew where he was. Even the helicopter that flew him there was automated, manned by Scarlett, his AI assistant. It costed him millions of dollars but he was practically pissing money with the jobs he undertook. He wanted something more.

The truth.

His past was shrouded in mystery and he needed to find out what was there. This new job provided that opportunity. Ingy was reluctant to believe his employer but she had such a way with words and he thought to himself, why not? He wasn't getting anywhere by himself. He pondered what gear would be best for the job as he stared at pictures and biographies on the big screen.

"Damn, whoever she is, she has extensive information on these guys. Well Scar, who should we go after first? We got a bunch of fuckfaces including BSAA agents, mobsters from Nevada, a goddamn alien?. Well, this is going to be fun."

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The Flood / Re: ITT we wait for my promotion
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:19:22 PM »
Anyone up for a circlejerk to kill time?

What type of circlejerk?
Sep7agon brand buokkake, with Tru in the center, of course.

*starts stroking dick, eyeing you hungrily*

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The Flood / Re: ITT we wait for my promotion
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:16:35 PM »
Anyone up for a circlejerk to kill time?

What type of circlejerk?

13043
The Flood / Re: The Bridge of Death
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:09:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Try to describe colors to a blind person
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:08:33 PM »
Red, yellow, and other bright colors are like sharp sounds
Blue, purple, and other dull colors are like deep sounds

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The Flood / Re: mfw i got mythic rank with 6,666 posts
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:07:12 PM »
mfw I still don't understand this Trust system

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The Flood / Re: you know what I miss about the old Flood?
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:05:10 PM »
Look towards the future, not the past

I look forwards to hearing about more terrorist bombings in the news in the future.

I look forward to the cure of cancer

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The Flood / Re: The Bridge of Death
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:04:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Bridge of Death
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:01:47 PM »
I am IngloriousWho98 and I seek peace
I remember you.
What was the best event in Flood History?

Whatever you think it to be

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The Flood / Try This Revolutionary New Pill!
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:01:08 PM »
Scientists hate him!

Click here to see what the hottest thing on the market is!

—-> Meatspin.com

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The Flood / Re: you know what I miss about the old Flood?
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:55:07 PM »
Look towards the future, not the past

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